You Found Me

I hope that this will not be the last time you find me.

I’m not sure why you’ve arrived at this crotchety site that has rant right in the title, but, let me assure you that if it is possible to apply pressure and temperature to hair to make diamonds, here we apply the same temperature and pressure to turds and hope we find at least a few diamonds.

The real fun begins when we create things that cannot be described as diamonds or turds. Things that make you say “Wha?”