The Many Rants of Larry Russwurm- Are Plants Drunk Off the Excess Carbon Dioxide?
- The Articler
- In the Presence of Dentyne
- The Space Yoyo
- Pieing Lou Ferrigno
- Light at the End of the World
- H. G. Wells, the Teenage Sidekick of the Father of Science Fiction
- The Right is Right, But the Left is More Right: A Mathematical Proof
- The Ads About Nothing
- Newfoundland Houndstooth
Monthly Archives: May 2010
Theme Songs and Age of Shows
Have you ever winced while watching the theme song intro to the Simpsons and thought this goes on forever. Or maybe you haven’t but eventually will. This year I came up with a thought. “You know I can probably make … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Mathematics, Music, Stage and Screen
Tagged 2 1/2 Men, 30 Rock, age of show, American Dad, correlation, couch gag, Cougar Town, How I Met Your Mother, Modern Family, outier, Parks and Recreation, same producers = same length of theme song, South Park, The Big Bang Theory, The Cleveland Show, The Family Guy, The Office, The Simpsons, theme riff, theme songs, YouTube
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Human on Plastic Action
Since my last post was about shower curtains being attracted to humans I only think it’s right that I now discuss human on plastic action. It’s on a TV commercial. This may be regional (southern Ontario) but it’s on a … Continue reading
Posted in Business, Humour
Tagged Cashmere bathroom tissue, human, plastic, TV commercial
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The Horny Shower Curtain
I’m about to surprise you, dear reader, by saying I know you’re attractive. You’re saying to yourself right now, “How could he possibly know that – this must be one of those psychic tricks.” But not only do I know … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Science
Tagged blah blah blah, cross dresser, feminine, French, masculine, proof you are attractive, psychic trick, shower curtain, transcends gender, transgender
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They’re Torturing Mice You Know
Scientists have just come up with something new, a Mouse Grimace Scale. The title alone clues you in that they had to torture mice to come up with such a scale. It’s exactly what it sounds like, they recorded facial … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Science
Tagged cats, facial expressions, mice, Mouse Grimace Scale, snakes, torture
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Great Big Convoy
Tractor trailers made a huge splash in the 1970′s. The logo “Keep on Trucking” was everywhere. There were TV shows and movies and songs. And indeed that culture helped lead us into our present dependence (especially in smaller centers) on … Continue reading
Posted in Business, Humour, Politics, Science
Tagged convoy, environmental friendliness, fuel efficiency, Keep On Trucking
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The New Political Movement
We’ve all heard of recent burka bans in various European nations. Now I was thinking about pointing out that the nun’s habit is along the same lines but… Then it occurred to me, the full repercussions of these new laws. … Continue reading
Cheesily Romantic Art
Years ago some friends of mine were getting married. I forget what I gave them as a gift. But for a card there was something “unique” that I wanted to give them. You see, years earlier I had purchased “The … Continue reading