The Many Rants of Larry Russwurm- Are Plants Drunk Off the Excess Carbon Dioxide?
- The Articler
- In the Presence of Dentyne
- The Space Yoyo
- Pieing Lou Ferrigno
- Light at the End of the World
- H. G. Wells, the Teenage Sidekick of the Father of Science Fiction
- The Right is Right, But the Left is More Right: A Mathematical Proof
- The Ads About Nothing
- Newfoundland Houndstooth
Monthly Archives: September 2011
Famine and Cannibalism
In my news watching lifetime there have been three big famines: the Ethiopian famine of Bob Geldof fame, the Malawi famine of 2002 which was given little press, and the current Horn of Africa famine. Despite brutal circumstances and horrible … Continue reading
Posted in History, Politics, Social Science, Wee Bit O' Humour
Tagged cannibalism, cartoon, dead had honour, developed world, developing world, Ethiopian famine, explorers, explorers quick to embrace cannibalism, Franklin expeditions cannibalism, Horn of Africa famine, Malawi famine, world's population growth is slowing
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The Future of Tobacco
I’m going to put on my lawful evil cap today to describe where big tobacco is today and where it will be tomorrow. For years big tobacco has faced declining sales in the developed world. To offset this they have … Continue reading
Posted in Business, Humour, Politics
Tagged aliens likely won't be addicted to tobacco, big tobacco, big tobacco now big in developing world, developed world seep, lawful evil, primates smoke in developing world zoos, prosthetics for animals, smoking prosthetics for animals, with prosthetics animals might rise up
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Glowing Cats
Now that the world has discovered green glowing cats the question is why. This article gives a picture as well as a more complete story. Apparently scientists inserted monkey genes in cat eggs that protected against feline AIDS. As a … Continue reading
Why Cats Don’t Rule the World – Yet
What follows are the reasons that cats have not become our overlords yet. Despite what they might think. 1)They stealthily stalk new people, but instead of pouncing on them, cats sniff their feet. Sorry cats, but that’s not really regal. … Continue reading
Waterloo Region Citizens
I’ve had a handful of searches land on my site looking up “geographical humour”. I’m a bit surprised because I thought that those who were into geography were, as a rule, humourless. Since this might not be the case, I … Continue reading
Posted in Geography, Humour, Language
Tagged Cambridge, can't corrupt Saint, Dorks in case you're wondering, extreme pun alert, Kitchener, Waterloo, Waterloo Region
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The Tag Conspiracy
It was about 4 years ago when this Hanes ad was given heavy rotation on television. For forty years I had existed without even once consciously thinking that my shirt’s tag made me itchy. But I tell you after seeing … Continue reading
“My Shower Curtain is a Slut”
The following letter was sent to this site as a comment on my post The Horny Shower Curtain. I have moved it over here to its own area for comments: Dear Many Rants of Larry Russwurm, I’ve looked all over … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Politics, Science
Tagged bisexual, pansexual, rotten tomato throwing event, shower curtain, shower curtain behaviour
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