The Many Rants of Larry Russwurm- Are Plants Drunk Off the Excess Carbon Dioxide?
- The Articler
- In the Presence of Dentyne
- The Space Yoyo
- Pieing Lou Ferrigno
- Light at the End of the World
- H. G. Wells, the Teenage Sidekick of the Father of Science Fiction
- The Right is Right, But the Left is More Right: A Mathematical Proof
- The Ads About Nothing
- Newfoundland Houndstooth
Monthly Archives: November 2011
More Impressive Being Save the Princess
The royalty of the UK (plus some of the Commonwealth) have changed the rules of succession this year. No longer will the heir to the throne be most likely a man. William and Kate’s eldest child, girl or boy, will … Continue reading
Posted in Business, Fashion, Humour, Politics
Tagged 18 till own child 18;royal should be on currency, Eldest child (even daughter) of William directly in line for the throne, God save the prince, God save the princess, rules of succession, unchecked Liz might be 105 and still on currency, youth obsession comes to monarchy
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Fashionable Spin
Did you hear about the latest tooth fashion from Japan? Fashion consumers are paying to make their teeth crooked. You read correctly all you poor parents going into hock to make your children’s teeth straight. And you teenagers and teenyboppers … Continue reading
Posted in Fashion, Humour, Language, Politics
Tagged a heavy man is a bear of a man, Arlene Dickinson, blonde streaks, crooked teeth can be fashionable, double tooth cap for canines, fashion spin, fashion spin just might be good for teens, grey hair, heavy as full figured, Japan fashion
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The Safety of the American Greenback
In these times of economic uncertainties, many a time the market has gotten cautious and money hid in the “safety of the American greenback” (doesn’t the American dollar also have a green front?). So doesn’t this mean the American market … Continue reading
Unhate
In case you were living under a rock last week, you might not have heard of Benneton’s new ad campaign, Unhate. In this campaign there were pictures of perceived political enemies kissing each other. Merkel/Sarkozy (although Germany and France seem … Continue reading
Posted in Business, Fashion, Politics, Sports, Wee Bit O' Humour
Tagged be unevil, Benneton, my promise if Vatican proceeds in legal action, possible future directions for more Unhate ads, Saturday Night Live, the Vogelcheck skit, Unhate campaign, United Colours campaign, Vatican only official objector
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4k
Now that I’ve found this ubercool spelling for the kitchen utensil, I’m afraid I’m going to have to insist that 4k (pronounced fork) only refers to the four tined variety of implement. Can we all agree that 5 tines and … Continue reading
Harold Albrecht Spin Machine is Back
Harold Albrecht, my Canadian MP, made it back to parliament, along with his Conservative government. He continues to waste the resources of Canada Post by assailing me with propaganda. MP’s don’t pay for mail sent to their constituents. On the … Continue reading
Creation Humour
Posted in Art, Cartoon, Humour
Tagged $#!+, comic, Creation, God, in the throne room of the lord, things are so easy when you're God
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Why Can’t the Seat of Emotions be in Another Organ
It’s oh so poetical to say our emotions are in our heart. This leads to sometimes stupid symbolism like “Show me the shape of your heart.” But probably the most famous metaphor is to say you are heartbroken when somebody … Continue reading
Things That Make Sense Can Be Deeply Funny
I was going to rail against a quote in the Natalie Imbruglia song Wishing I Was There. But the two lines “I wish you made sense, Like a joke that no one gets” are fine sentences and don’t need to … Continue reading