The Many Rants of Larry Russwurm- Are Plants Drunk Off the Excess Carbon Dioxide?
- The Articler
- In the Presence of Dentyne
- The Space Yoyo
- Pieing Lou Ferrigno
- Light at the End of the World
- H. G. Wells, the Teenage Sidekick of the Father of Science Fiction
- The Right is Right, But the Left is More Right: A Mathematical Proof
- The Ads About Nothing
- Newfoundland Houndstooth
Monthly Archives: February 2012
The Mitt Elects Mitt, After Mitt Disses the Mitt, After Mitt leaves the Mitt
^That title makes sense if you realize that the state of Michigan is “the mitt”. Look below to see my drawing of Michigan. The lower, bigger, more populous part of Michigan looks like a mitt, hence the name for the … Continue reading
Obtainium
I’m writing this article about obtainium, poor sister of the more famous unobtainium from the movie Avatar. We heard so very much about unobtainium from that movie. How it was worth raping a planet for. How beautiful the planet was … Continue reading
There is No Perfect Toy for a Cat
Cats seem to lord it over anything smaller than themselves. They kill mice, eat flies and even kill rats and rabbits. Cats are tough for their size. This seems to be true all the way up to the big cats. … Continue reading
Pickup Cars
Truck. Truck. Truck. Truck. Truck Truck. Truck. That’s how many times your average pickup truck ad describes their product as just a truck. Only once or twice in the entire piece do they use the full ‘pickup truck’ moniker. A … Continue reading
Alternative to Affirmative Action?
Philosophically, I hate affirmative action. Affirmative action is done to compensate for the prejudice that lingers in society by giving groups who are often discriminated against an advantage. Often times, women or minorities are given a better chance at getting … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Politics, Social Science, Wee Bit O' Humour
Tagged affirmative action, affirmative action fights unfairness with unfairness, employment, expert make up artists, free make up, government paid I-want-a-job haircuts, government paid white face, I-want-a-job haircut, long haired males face bias, Sampson!, some females might pass as male, white face for visible minorities
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Making Sense Out of Cell Replenishment
Perhaps you’ve heard that every seven years, your bodily cells replenish themselves. Or maybe you’ve heard it happens every ten years. Well I have heard this, too. The seven year thing, especially, makes sense. After all if you’ve broken a … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Science
Tagged bankruptcy lasts for 7 years, broken mirror means 7 years of bad luck, cell replenishment, cells replenish themselves at different rates, cerebral cortex neurons are never replaced, fat cells replenish themselves in 10 years, heart replenishes itself at different rates at different ages, new human every 7 years, the 7 year itch
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Has Liz II Been Cheated Out of an Era?
On this coming Monday, February 6, 2012 it will be 60 years since Queen Elizabeth II began reigning over Canada, the United Kingdom, Australia and New Zealand. This diamond jubilee has only happened once before in British history: Queen Victoria … Continue reading