Author Archives: Larry Russwurm

About Larry Russwurm

Just another ranter on the Internet

Enter the Mother Earth Force

The rest of the Mother Earth Force gathered around Near Absolute Hero as he came into the training facility and sat down heavily at the table. “Spill it!” ordered Mother Earth herself, her image and voice on a laptop. “They’ve … Continue reading

Posted in comics, Wee Bit O' Humour | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Can Cockroaches Survive Dr. Phil?

In the book, “The Cockroach Papers: A Compendium of History and Lore” it is believed that the first mention of cockroaches being able to survive the Nagasaki and Hiroshima nuclear blasts occurred. This eventually led to the idea that if … Continue reading

Posted in Mathematics, Science, Wee Bit O' Humour | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Modern Ninja and the Commish

Modern Ninja walked into the police station in her LED body suit. Some stared as it was uncommon to see someone with such an odd fashion choice. Modern Ninja made a beeline to the cop that was behind a desk … Continue reading

Posted in comics, Wee Bit O' Humour | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Another View of a Superheroine

Lead Investigator Bates and Police Commissioner Corwin crowded around the computer for the viewing. Both had heard reports about what had happened at the museum and it seemed odd, especially the two handcuffed men with the Modern Ninja handcuffs. “Alright,” … Continue reading

Posted in comics, Wee Bit O' Humour | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Superheroine’s Night Out

“So this is really our first patrol? That girls’ night out thing was just to throw the guys off our scent?” asked Modern Ninja almost trembling with anticipation. “You’ve got it,” assured Mother Earth her image on the dashboard screen. … Continue reading

Posted in comics, Wee Bit O' Humour | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

COVID-19 Pandemic Meets the Obesity Epidemic

Just look at this article. COVID-19 Warning for overweight people. They sure do know how to scare us. So let’s look at their math. Overweight and obese people made up 64% of the people with COVID-19 in the ICU in … Continue reading

Posted in Science, Wee Bit O' Humour | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

The Big Smoke

“Sit down, Near Absolute Hero, I have something to say to you and this might take a while,” said the lead fire commissioner of the Big Smoke. As Near Absolute Hero sat, the commissioner went on. “Many countries have their … Continue reading

Posted in comics, Humour | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Capturing the Flame Tosser

“There aren’t enough cameras in this area in case the Flame Tosser gives you the slip,” said the image of Mother Earth on Near Absolute Hero‘s smart phone. “Well get the spy satellite that you used to follow Varmint with.” … Continue reading

Posted in comics, Humour | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Can’t Believe the Cannabis Edibles Ad Hasn’t Been Pulled Yet

Cannabis edibles have just become available in Canada. The government doesn’t think we understand the risks, yet. To help with this, the government has put out a cannabis edibles public service announcement ad. The ad says in exactly the following … Continue reading

Posted in Humour, Politics | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Back From the Fire

Mother Earth‘s image appeared on Near Absolute Hero‘s phone. To get his attention she tripped the Emergency Alert feature on it. Reluctantly Near Absolute Hero answered it. “What do you want? I just got back and I am eating. I … Continue reading

Posted in comics, Wee Bit O' Humour | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment