Author Archives: Larry Russwurm

About Larry Russwurm

Just another ranter on the Internet

Slaughterhouse Lego

Lego was not the first toy building system on the market. Far from it. I remember three systems that predated it and existed at the same time. First there was the Red Brick House building system. I’m not sure what … Continue reading

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Ghost Writers in the Sky

The Long Island medium, Theresa Caputo, used ghost writers for her new book, Good Mourning. While she didn’t say as much on her recent Live with Kelly and Ryan interview, she came very close. She asserted that she had some … Continue reading

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Stupid Pets

My cat is curled up on the bed right now. So I take it as a free moment to clean the house a bit. Now my cat has seen me sweep lots of times. I feel that at this point, … Continue reading

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The Amish Wasp

The wasps in my area changed rather suddenly. I am used to the yellow and black wasps which have lived in my area of Southern Ontario all my life. Last month I saw my first black wasp while on my … Continue reading

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Maybe a Leap Day Could Help Canadian Politics

We hear the same refrain from western Canada every election. They already know the results before they are finished voting. Mostly it gets decided in Eastern Standard Time because of Quebec and mostly Ontario. Ontario has one third the population … Continue reading

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Everything Bagels

“Look at that sign at that restaurant,” said Matt, one of my group of four friends that were wandering around looking for something to do in our boring little city. “It says ‘our everything bagels truly have everything’. No way … Continue reading

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3 Ninja Fight

It happened almost a week later when both the Fairway Mall was closed and Near Absolute Hero was away fighting a fire. Tail and Modern Ninja waited less than a block away from the mall, with Mother Earth on the … Continue reading

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3 Superheroes and 3 Supervillains

“Modern Ninja, Tail,” started Mother Earth, “I’m glad we’ve got the three of us here. There’s something that we can do together.” “What about Near Absolute Hero?” asked Tail. “He fought a fire all last night and is wiped out. … Continue reading

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Third Strike

My news sites were polluted this week with Rush Limbaugh. Some of you may know that I’m Canadian and don’t actively seek out anything with the Rush Limbaugh name. Since he has polluted my life yet again, I am reposting … Continue reading

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The Three Ninjas in Jail

Despite being put in the same jail at the same time, the experiences of the 3 ninjas, who battled against the Mother Earth Force in Montreal, were different. The other criminals were suspicious of what had taken down the trio. … Continue reading

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