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Tag Archives: America
Fun With Flag Burning
Hate is so common in the nation of Iran that the country supports a business that makes American, Israeli and British flags just for burning. Iran regularly holds protest days in the year so the business is quite steady and … Continue reading
Posted in Geography, Humour, Politics
Tagged America, could make up reasons to burn a specific country's flag, flag burning, flags, Great Britain, hate, Iran, Iran holds protest days, Isreal, Liberia, making a bigger carbon footprint, moon on flags usually means a Muslim country, Muslim, need to explain to everyone we are burning the Iranian flag, profit off hate, Sunni Muslim, tricolour flags, US state
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Canada’s Cultural Prosaic
For those who don’t know, prosaic means boring. Canada has long been smug about its cultural mosaic. This differs from the American melting pot. Instead of people from different cultures changing to fit in, the official line in Canada is … Continue reading
Posted in Geography, History, Humour, Politics
Tagged America, Canada, Caribbana, Caribbean, cultural clubs, cultural mosaic, excitement can sure be scary, genocide, German, Irish, Kitchener, melting pot, nuclear powers, Oktoberfest, prosaic, St. Patrick's Day, Toronto, Utopias are boring, war
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Why Donald Trump Must Deport Himself
In the run-up to the American election and in the election itself, Donald Trump positioned himself to be a deporter of more of the people that try to make the United States a home. But I have to call him … Continue reading
Posted in Fashion, Humour, Politics, Science Fiction
Tagged alien hair, aliens, America, deporting, deporting aliens, does Donald's hair release spores?, Donald is an orange alien, Donald Trump, Donald Trump has the mind reading skills of an alien, ET's hands were bigger than Donald's, extra terrestrial aliens, If the Donald is called home he will deport all extra terrestrial aliens, mind reading, NDP, New Democratic Party, orange hair, orange skin, Republican, Rosie O'Donnell, the Canadian left, Trump University
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Heat Wave Snobbery
I’ve been shocked to hear The Weather Network in Canada repeating the same dogma over the last few years. That is that a heat wave is defined to be at least 3 days in a row of temperatures above 32 … Continue reading
Posted in Announcements, Science, Wry
Tagged 3 days of temperatures above 32 degrees Celsius, America, Arizona has dry heat, Canada, global warming, Great Lakes area has humid heat, heat wave definition, temperature differential, The Weather Network in Canada, Yellowknife should have lax heat wave standards
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Legalization
The legalization of marijuana seemed to pick up some steam last year as Washington state and Colorado both voted to legalize the substance. But there are federal laws which seem to trump those votes. So now the legalization of marijuana … Continue reading
H. G. Wells, the Teenage Sidekick of the Father of Science Fiction
I saw Robert J. Sawyer give a lecture on TV Ontario a couple weeks ago. In it, he called Mary Shelley the progenitor of science fiction. No arguments there. He also said the spur of this entire article; he called … Continue reading
Time for an Old Fashioned Folk Off
I’ve always wanted to write a novelty song. It at least goes back to my early guitar playing days. Back then I remember coming up with a chord progression that sounded like a “real” song (I hadn’t done so previously … Continue reading
Posted in History, Humour, Music, Politics
Tagged A Horse with no Name, America, Bob Dylan, distinct voice, folk, Folk Off, guitar, Kent State Massacre, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Neil Young, novelty song, Ohio, original song, Southern Man, Sweet Home Alabama
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