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Tag Archives: America
The Colours of Wealth
Centuries ago, they didn’t have an inexpensive dye for purple. But they did for the rest of the spectrum. So only rich people could afford purple clothes. The colour became associated with wealth. Royalty and nobles alike used to like … Continue reading
Posted in Art, Business, Humour
Tagged America, are the wealthy unnecessary?, B&W photos can't counterfeit colour, Bezos, Branson, Canada, colour, counterfeit, government got to the moon 53 years ago, green, greenback, money, Musk, orange, orange hair and skin, primary colours, purple, purple clothes were for nobles, Rosedale, secondary colours, subway stops, Toronto, Trump, wealth, when will private enterprise make it to the moon?
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The Long Game
Canada’s rise in the soccer world, first the gold medal winning women at the Tokyo Olympics and now the men’s team looking like it might qualify for the 2022 world cup of soccer – so far undefeated in the qualifiers, … Continue reading
Posted in Geography, Sports, Wee Bit O' Humour
Tagged 2022 world cup of soccer, 2026 world cup of soccer, America, baseball, basketbell, Canada, coaches, dual citizenship, eating less meat per capita, football, hockey, imigration to increase desirable traits, immigration, immigration from soccer hotbeds, last time Canada qualified was 1986, men's soccer, North America is a soccer wasteland, soccer, Texans, Tokyo Olympics, Toronto, trainers, women's soccer
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The Vilest Thing You Can Say On American Television
Last week, Jamie Dornan was on the Ellen show. They showed pictures of him, maybe at home in Ireland? He was in shorts and went into the water of the ocean. They said this was around Christmas. So presumably the … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Politics, Stage and Screen
Tagged America, bleeped, classy, Halle Berry, Imperial system, Ireland, Jamie Dornan, metric system, metric units are the vilest things you can say on American TV, near Christmas, the Ellen Show, the Ellen show is taped, the F word, the FCC, the ocean, zero degrees Celsius
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Fun With Flag Burning
Hate is so common in the nation of Iran that the country supports a business that makes American, Israeli and British flags just for burning. Iran regularly holds protest days in the year so the business is quite steady and … Continue reading
Posted in Geography, Humour, Politics
Tagged America, could make up reasons to burn a specific country's flag, flag burning, flags, Great Britain, hate, Iran, Iran holds protest days, Isreal, Liberia, making a bigger carbon footprint, moon on flags usually means a Muslim country, Muslim, need to explain to everyone we are burning the Iranian flag, profit off hate, Sunni Muslim, tricolour flags, US state
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Canada’s Cultural Prosaic
For those who don’t know, prosaic means boring. Canada has long been smug about its cultural mosaic. This differs from the American melting pot. Instead of people from different cultures changing to fit in, the official line in Canada is … Continue reading
Posted in Geography, History, Humour, Politics
Tagged America, Canada, Caribbana, Caribbean, cultural clubs, cultural mosaic, excitement can sure be scary, genocide, German, Irish, Kitchener, melting pot, nuclear powers, Oktoberfest, prosaic, St. Patrick's Day, Toronto, Utopias are boring, war
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Why Donald Trump Must Deport Himself
In the run-up to the American election and in the election itself, Donald Trump positioned himself to be a deporter of more of the people that try to make the United States a home. But I have to call him … Continue reading
Posted in Fashion, Humour, Politics, Science Fiction
Tagged alien hair, aliens, America, deporting, deporting aliens, does Donald's hair release spores?, Donald is an orange alien, Donald Trump, Donald Trump has the mind reading skills of an alien, ET's hands were bigger than Donald's, extra terrestrial aliens, If the Donald is called home he will deport all extra terrestrial aliens, mind reading, NDP, New Democratic Party, orange hair, orange skin, Republican, Rosie O'Donnell, the Canadian left, Trump University
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Heat Wave Snobbery
I’ve been shocked to hear The Weather Network in Canada repeating the same dogma over the last few years. That is that a heat wave is defined to be at least 3 days in a row of temperatures above 32 … Continue reading
Posted in Announcements, Science, Wry
Tagged 3 days of temperatures above 32 degrees Celsius, America, Arizona has dry heat, Canada, global warming, Great Lakes area has humid heat, heat wave definition, temperature differential, The Weather Network in Canada, Yellowknife should have lax heat wave standards
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Legalization
The legalization of marijuana seemed to pick up some steam last year as Washington state and Colorado both voted to legalize the substance. But there are federal laws which seem to trump those votes. So now the legalization of marijuana … Continue reading