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Tag Archives: vampires
Birth Control for Werewolves
It is said that all a werewolf needs to do is bite you for you to become a werewolf. Indeed most sources seem to think all a werewolf needs to do is break your skin and their saliva will transfer … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Science
Tagged a werewolf might hunt 12 different creatures during full moon, Anthropocene, exponential progression, full moon, human, hunt then hunt again, moon's cycle is 29.5 days, silver bullets, the 34th full moon is when every human is a werewolf, the case for vampires staking vampires, vampires, werewolf, werewolf biting a human leads to more werewolves, werewolves will hunt new werewolves as birth control, werewolves will keep silver bullets close by
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5 Litres of Blood
I wouldn’t be at all surprised if the saying “Waste not, want not” is promoted by vampires, too. So when they find a victim I bet they drain the full 5 litres of blood that a fully grown human contains. … Continue reading
Posted in Fashion, Humour, Pseudo Science
Tagged 1.3 gallons of blood, 5 litres of blood, 6th and 7th night lover would be vampire's backup for food, beer belly, by 6th and 7th night vampires would be hungry but trim, girlfriend night, media always shows trim vampires, might only be safe to date a pudy vampire one night of the week, pregnant belly, pudgy vampire, the most dangerous game, the vampire fearing, trim vampires might not be so attractive after feeding, vampire would digest its food all week long, vampires, waste not - want not
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Werewolves On the Moon
Werewolves are said to transform in the presence of a full Moon. Why is this? Well there must be something special about all that light coming from the sun and reflecting off the Moon and arriving at Earth. I think … Continue reading
Posted in Pseudo Science, Science, Wee Bit O' Humour
Tagged 1st quarter, cycle, Earth, full moon, human, human at night on Moon, if hate - vampires could kill werewolves at night, if hate - werewolf could destroy vampires by day, if love - vampires and werewolves could have a love affair at night, if love werewolf could guard coffins of beloved vampires, in orbit more than 3/4 of the time the werewolf would be a wolf, last quarter, Moon, new moon, on Moon wolf in daylight, on the Moon half the time the werewolf would be a wolf, super Moon might make a werewolf for five nights, total moonlight reaching the werewolf, transformation, trip to the Moon, vampire-werewolf progeny, vampires, werewolf astronaut, werewolves, when Moon is furthest from earth there might not be enough moonlight to transform a werewolf even with a full moon, wolf
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The Thousand Year Connoisseur
There is no doubt that becoming an expert takes a lot of time and effort. To become a connoisseur is almost like becoming an expert’s expert. There is a lot of knowledge involved – look no further than the wine … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Pseudo Science, Science
Tagged connoisseur, expert, human blood, maybe the sophisticated vampire can tell all that scientific tests say about our blood, maybe vampires can do tests that don't involve fasting, scientific analysis, thousand years to hone skills, vampire might be faster, vampires, win/win, wine taster can tell you things about the cask
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Vlad the Neck Biter
Because of the huge market for Bram Stoker’s Dracula, Vlad the Impaler got so entwined in vampire lore that I’ve seen more than one book about monsters and vampires begin the section with the aforementioned Vlad. Dracula was an inherited … Continue reading
Posted in Geography, History, Humour, Politics
Tagged Billy the Kid, Blacula, bloodlust seems to spawn vampires, Bram Stoker, Dracula, Hitler, Idi Amin, Jesse James, Mao, monsters, pirates, proto vampire, sharks, Stalin, super villains, Transylvania, Uganda, vampire slayers, vampires, Vlad the Impaler, Vlad the neck biter
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Real Vampires Have Unkempt Hair
It’s almost taken for granted that vampires cast no reflection. Then why is it that they are represented as tidy, good looking characters in movies and books? Real vampires would have unkempt hair. Not tousled in a cute way like … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Pseudo Science, Stage and Screen
Tagged black lipstick, booger, no reflection, unkempt hair, unsightly hair, vampires, vampires are not attractive, vampires only fix appearance by detailed instructions, vampires would have horrid hair, vampires would have horrid makeup
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Months Long Vampire Party
The months long vampire party should just be winding down at the South Pole. The vampires had thrown off the shackles of the daylight cycle and escaped past the Antarctic Circle for the months of permanent darkness. So freeing was … Continue reading
The Case for Vampires Staking Vampires
Since vampires do indeed exist, let’s look at them a bit more scientifically than they usually get looked at. First of all we know they feed off human blood. And those bodies they have fed on turn into vampires. This … Continue reading
Blood Red Toothpaste
With current levels of vampire mania, I think it’s only a matter of time before some company capitalizes on it all and comes out with a blood red toothpaste. First-on-the-block-Johnny when he gets home from the store will immediately brush … Continue reading
The Vampire Theory
Check out Darla, the small face in the house, checking out what my two characters are talking about in the yard. Yeah! I checked out layering effects with this Bitstrips scene. I could put the character behind the fence or … Continue reading