Category Archives: Politics

Devout Capitalist, Kenney, To Go On Strike

Everyone knows that Jason Kenney, the new premiere of Alberta, is a devoted capitalist. After all he is such a lap dog to the oil industry of that province, how could he be anything else? Well he is planning a … Continue reading

Posted in Geography, Humour, Politics | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Trump’s Border Fence

If you don’t believe in the power of words, I would dare you to be the Trump flunky that tries to call his border wall, the border fence. Maybe I underestimate Trump’s tolerance but I just recall his reaction to … Continue reading

Posted in Geography, Humour, Politics | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Web of Murder

The “call before you dig” public advertisements got me thinking. What if it wasn’t possible to bury a body in the back yard because there were no spots where that large of a space wasn’t crisscrossed with buried wires. Indeed … Continue reading

Posted in Geography, Humour, Politics, Science | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Please Don’t Make Trump Cute

I imagine most netizens have seen the giant Trump baby balloon by now. I object to this because it sends the wrong message. You see the vast majority of people regard babies as cute. No matter how ugly the baby … Continue reading

Posted in Humour, Politics, Stage and Screen | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Shadowy Man on the White House

I was watching the news when they pulled back to a shot of the White House. I usually ignore such shots. For all I know it could be a stock photo and not a live feed. But this time I … Continue reading

Posted in Humour, Politics | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

We Interview Some of the Ford Government’s New Appointees

LR: Fox Ford, you’ve been chosen as the province’s official chicken inspector. Is there anything you’d like to say to our readers? FF: Not really. But I’m curious. If I were to, say, reject some meat where would they dispose … Continue reading

Posted in Humour, Politics | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Oh, the Irony of Parties in Canada

The first irony is that a party means a group that gets along. It’s almost completely ironic that only one person (the leader) has any say in this group. Oh they pretend equality every once in a while by having … Continue reading

Posted in Humour, Politics | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Mis’er

Kammarina was despondent about working at the White House as a cleaner. She had asked her employers for a better contract but none were available since it was a given that you start at the bottom. She was descended from … Continue reading

Posted in Humour, Language, Politics | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Maybe We Should Conscript Tomboys

Ever since the entrance of females in the military, most of the developed world has avoided the thorny question of ‘to conscript or not to conscript.’ Quite simply if we conscript every able bodied young person then the home front … Continue reading

Posted in History, Politics, Social Science | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

‘rump Roast

We are in dire need of another Donald Trump roast. Since 2012 we have learned so much more about the Donald now that this update must be done and soon. First of all we would have no problem getting comedians. … Continue reading

Posted in Humour, Politics, Stage and Screen | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment