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The Many Rants of Larry Russwurm
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- 10th Anniversary of This Blog – That’s a Lot of Ranting
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Category Archives: Politics
Fun With Flag Burning
Hate is so common in the nation of Iran that the country supports a business that makes American, Israeli and British flags just for burning. Iran regularly holds protest days in the year so the business is quite steady and … Continue reading
Posted in Geography, Humour, Politics
Tagged America, could make up reasons to burn a specific country's flag, flag burning, flags, Great Britain, hate, Iran, Iran holds protest days, Isreal, Liberia, making a bigger carbon footprint, moon on flags usually means a Muslim country, Muslim, need to explain to everyone we are burning the Iranian flag, profit off hate, Sunni Muslim, tricolour flags, US state
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BC Has the Lowest Per Capita Marijuana Retail Sales in Canada
British Columbians have a reputation in Canada as being the biggest pot smokers in the country. This reputation was built over the last few decades at least. It was no surprise to Canadians that gold medal winning snowboarder, Ross Rebagliati … Continue reading
Posted in Business, Geography, Humour, Politics
Tagged biggest per capita market, black market, British Columbia, Canada, gold medal, marijuana, medical marijuana, Nagano Olympics, pot store, pushers, Ross Rebagliati, second hand pot smoke, smallest per capita retail sales, snowboarder, stoner, THC
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Can a Superhero Be Inbred?
Soon after the reveal of his mysterious partner, Mother Earth, Tail was challenged on much of social media by a terrifying new supervillain. “That’s right, Tail, I am Varmint and I am hunting you,” started the various messages. “Now I … Continue reading
Posted in Cartoon, Humour, Politics, Pseudo Science
Tagged American, bullet deflecting cup, bullet deflecting helmet, bullet proof clothing, exoskeleton for endurance, good hearing, good smelling, inbreeding, kings and queens are also inbred, Mother Earth, Punkeydoodle Corners, remote, super strong tail, superhero, supervillain, Tail, the power of inbreeding, Varmint, Varmint believes that wolves failed by not using guns, Varmint has wolflike powers
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Oh No! Alberta and Saskatchewan Might Separate!
Billboards have appeared in Alberta and Saskatchewan promoting separation from the rest of Canada. I think this is supposed to strike fear in the heart of all Canadians. I don’t think it is working. What seems to piss off these … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Politics
Tagged Alberta, Alberta and Saskatchewan slightly richer, billboards, billboards promoting separation of Alberta and Saskatchewan, Canada, carbon tax, carbon tax starts low, definitely no airplane tankers, do you think other provinces will allow pipelines if separation occurs, earth uninhabitable, gives Alberta and Saskatchewan time to adjust, Hudson's Bay Company, no rail car oil tankers, no truck oil tankers, oil and gas, pipelines, prairie provinces, rest of Canada, Saskatchewan, separation, the rest of Canada paid for your land
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The British Royal Family Has a Problem with Titles
Camilla, the Duchess of Cornwall, is not the Princess of Wales to match her husband’s title. Indeed if the day that Queen Elizabeth abdicates or dies ever comes around, it was said at their marriage that Camilla’s husband would then … Continue reading
Posted in Fashion, Humour, Language, Politics
Tagged "the sun never sets on the British Empire, Birtish Royal Family, British Empire, British royalty titles, Camila, Canada, Duchess of Cambridge, Duchess of Cornwall, Empress Victoria, Kate, King Charles, King William, Oedipus triangle, Prince Charles, Prince of Wales, Prince Phillip, Prince William, Princess consort, Princess of Wales, Queen Consort, Queen Elizabeth, Queen Elizabeth is our head of state, Queen Victoria
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Boy is Trudeau Red Faced Right Now
Justin Trudeau in brownface and blackface is all over the news right now. The first poll I saw yesterday that takes this into account had the Conservatives and Liberals each going down a percentage point while the NDP and Greens … Continue reading
LRT Collisions
There are things that no one ever tells you about LRT or light rail transit until you get it in your city. My twin cities of Kitchener-Waterloo are rather small so there are only 14 vehicles or trains. There have … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Politics
Tagged 10 car accidents so far, all the trains may have problems with structural integrity, by years end all trains should have been hit, car costs $30 000, cars, damage to trains is usually the cost of a car, Ion, Kitchener, Light Rail Transit, LRT, LRT vehicle costs almost $7 000 000, only 14 trains, structural integrity is important to a vehicle, Waterloo, we just can't have nice things
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A Few Thoughts
A good guy with a gun is the answer to a bad guy with a gun. I believe we will be surprised at just how often this is the case, when each school has a good guy with a gun. … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Music, Politics
Tagged 5 accidents with LRT in a month, bad guy with a gun, bassist, country band, drummer, elephant trumpeting, for proof - stop shooting, good guy with a gun, guitarist, gun, keyboard/pedal steel guitar, lead guitar/banjo, light and airy jingle sound, lion roaring, LRT light rail transit, rock band core is same in rock and country, school protector, sharp shooting trickster gets to write history, shool protectees, singer, ukelele/mandolin, violin/fiddle, Waterloo Region, we need a foghorn
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