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The Many Rants of Larry Russwurm
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- The Power of the Call Waiting Beep
- Pontificating Politicians – Like Doug Ford
- The Vehicle Arms Race Begins
- The American Left and Right and Russian Influence
- Maybe Trump Wasn’t Too Far Off When He Said Kim Jong Un Loved His People
- What If Other Activities Were Like Hockey?
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Category Archives: Politics
Ranking the Power of Certain Nations
By now everyone has heard about the way Donald Trump practically groveled to Vladimir Putin. But it was obvious this was going to happen. After all, Trump might owe his election win to Russian meddling in the American election. Then, … Continue reading
Posted in Politics, Wee Bit O' Humour
Tagged Azerbaijan, blowing off meetings shows more disrespect, first among equals, G7, Georgia, NATO, Putin, Queen Elizabeth II, Romania, Russia, Showing up late shows disrespect, the commonwealth, Trump, Ukraine, United States, USA is first in crowning Russia as top dog
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The Power of the Call Waiting Beep
Most people have used call waiting by now. You know, you’re talking to someone then someone else phones you, too. You hear a beep and you can switch between the first caller and the second caller. Why am I walking … Continue reading
Pontificating Politicians – Like Doug Ford
Doug Ford is on the record for saying that the first thing he will do when becoming premier of Ontario is to fire the CEO of Hydro One and his board. He said that you can take this promise “to … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Politics
Tagged accomplice, board of Hydro One, CEO of Hydro One, Doug Ford, Doug Ford is just another politician, Hydro One, I took it to the bank, made a speech, now I know how to rob a bank, pontificating politicians, premier of Ontario, teller laughed at me, the whole bank laughed at me
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The American Left and Right and Russian Influence
Since 1945 the American left has tried to fend off attempts to tar it with being called communist. In particular, Russian communist. Liberals and Socialists have been tarred with the same brush that made Russian communism evil. But they aren’t … Continue reading
Posted in Politics, Wee Bit O' Humour
Tagged American left gets tarred as being Russian communist, capitalism, communist accusations have lost their power, communists, Democrat party, democratic, dictatorships, feel the Bern, first among equals, from each according to ability; to each according to need, Hilary, Kim Jong Un, last among equals, Lenin, Liberals, North Korea, pro business, Russia, Russian communists, Sanders, socialists, the G7, Trump, U.S.
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Maybe Trump Wasn’t Too Far Off When He Said Kim Jong Un Loved His People
Perhaps Trump is on to something. What does a dictator most fear? His people. Which is why Kim Jong Un is most ruthless with them. Who do his people most fear? Why Kim Jong Un. They are locked in this … Continue reading
3 Things
First of all tomorrow is Mother’s Day. Ma, you have such a positive image that there have been attempts to corporatize your image. The first one is Mother’s Pizza. This chain of restaurants is back from the dead in Ontario … Continue reading
Posted in Business, Humour, Politics, Science
Tagged collar and button of Wendy, Kitchener-Conestoga, Michael Harris, Mike Harris Jr., Mike Harris Sr., Mom in Wendy's corporate image, Mother's Day, Mother's Pizza, natural end of the solar system, Neptune, Ontario, Pluto, Progressive Conservatives, the VW symbol upside down says Ma, there was a time when Uranus was the end of the solar system, Uranus, William Herschel
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The Duchess of Cambridge’s Revenge
In 2012 a paparazzo took a topless picture of Kate, the Duchess of Cambridge. This happened in France by a French magazine. The British royals have not seen France the same way since. Just this week Kate gave birth to … Continue reading
Posted in Fashion, History, Humour, Language, Politics
Tagged 814 a.d., Britain, British royal family, democracies often have disparaging views of monarchies, Duchess of Cambridge, France, in 1870 the French monarchy fell, Kate Middleton, Louis -Phillipe, Louis the fat, Louis the pious, Louis the XIX, Louis XVI, Louis-Napoleon, Napoleon, paparazzo, Prince Louis, the French monarchy loved the name Louis, the French revolution
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Permapout
What is a poor, spoiled, rich kid supposed to do when they don’t get their way? The answer is: they eventually learn is to pout. Maybe Mommy or Daddy would be inflexible enough to stop this dead in its tracks. … Continue reading
Posted in Fashion, Humour, Politics, Social Science
Tagged Donald Trump, how a rich kid solves a bully problem, ICBMs, intercontinental ballistic missiles, Kim Jong Un, Melania, Miss America, Miss Universe, more beautiful with a pout, nuclear weapons, parent voters, permapout, pout, racism, Russian dealings, servants, spoiled rich kid, Stormy Daniels, the Donald, the great pout off, Trump
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You Have Rights But Maybe Not Car Driver Rights
Myself and a group of partiers were walking home after drinking one night. There was no place to eat on the way that was still open. Except a Wendy’s drive thru. We knew that there was a hose that the … Continue reading
Posted in Politics, Social Science, Wee Bit O' Humour
Tagged bad area of town, black hose, can stomp on black hose to initiate drive thru order, car driver rights, carding pedestrians, Chandler Ave. pedestrian bridge, drive thru, good area of town, Kitchener, lots of pressure on a high heel, NIMBY, not in my back yard, pedestrian rights, racial profiling, showing ID, Toronto, Toronto police, Wendy's
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The Good Cop – Bad Cop of Rainforest Preservation
So far the rainforest preservation arguments have all been given by good cops. You know at least some of the arguments for preservation: Don’t cut down the rainforest because it produces a large percentage of the world’s oxygen supply. This … Continue reading
Posted in Geography, Humour, Politics, Wry
Tagged Afghanistan, African rainforest, agent orange defoliates, animal habitat, bad cop, biodiversity, Brazil, carbon dioxide capture by trees, carbon dioxide release by burning wood, cleared rainforest makes poor farmland, climate change, Columbia, deserts, global warming, good cop, medicinal plants, mountains, oxygen supply, plant habitat, preservation, rainforest, the US military is mighty except in rainforest and mountains, USA, Vietnam
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