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The Many Rants of Larry Russwurm
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Category Archives: Politics
Frank Bombs
Lately frank bombs have been going off. You know, like the ones in the Wizard of Oz. When the scarecrow is told by the wizard that he had a brain all along, the tin man had a heart and the … Continue reading
Posted in Music, Politics, Stage and Screen, Wee Bit O' Humour, Writing
Tagged brain, bravery, Britney Spears, Canada, conservatorship, cowardly lion, crossroads, dictator, Donald Trump, Framing Britney Spears, frank bomb, free Britney, Harry and Megan, heart, Hollywood actress, insurrection, Janet Jackson, Justin Timberlake, Kim Jong Un, L. Frank Baum, Lucky, mental health, nipplegate, politics or entertainment, Prince Phillip, she's learned to cope, the insurrection failed, the presidency, the scarecrow, the tin man, the wizard, The Wizard of Oz, Trump as dictator would let China become the world's biggest power
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Red, White and Chartreuse
I hear Americans saying the red, white and blue all the time as if it is obvious to what they are referring to. They are referring to their flag but to non Americans it is not obvious what they mean. … Continue reading
Posted in Fashion, Geography, Humour, Politics
Tagged Amercicans, Australia, Britain, burgundy, Burgundy went in and out of fashion, Canada, chartreuse, countries, exotic colours go in and out of fashion, flags, France, Japan, LGBTQ+, New Zealand, primary colours, purple dye used to be very expensive, rainbow flag, rainbow flag not a rainbow, same coloured flags, secondary colours, security council, spectrum, stars and stripes, Union Jack, United Kingdom, USA
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New Source of Income for the Government
So much of the pandemic response has been about creating new social programs for business and people. Not surprisingly, government is getting strapped for cash and could use some new forms of income. I have taken it on my self … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Politics
Tagged aluminum corrodes because of the air, bottled water companies, civil forfeiture, corrosion, deciduous trees, global warming, government, Guatemala, hail, have oak leaves on my balcony but can't see any oak trees, income, insurance, littering, midwest U.S., pandemic, plastic pollution, racketeering, rust, social programs for business, social programs for people, steel needs water to rust, the butterfly effect, the worse the weather is the more the insurance companies gross, tornadoes, trees litter every Fall, weather, wind
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Maybe a Leap Day Could Help Canadian Politics
We hear the same refrain from western Canada every election. They already know the results before they are finished voting. Mostly it gets decided in Eastern Standard Time because of Quebec and mostly Ontario. Ontario has one third the population … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Politics
Tagged Australia is almost a day ahead of the Americas, Eastern Standard Time, February 29th 2021, I can't believe the monsters we have federally - better not have them provincially, leap day for Ontario, no spoilers for western Canada, Ontario, Ontario could dominate voting, Ontario has one third of Canada's population, Ontario likes a different party federally and provincially, Quebec, Quebec has almost a quarter of Canada's population, split between rural and urban Ontario would be obvious, staggering voting by time zones, strategic vote, the Americas are almost a day behind Australia, voting with different time zones, western Canada, western Canadians would be done voting before Ontario began
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Third Strike
My news sites were polluted this week with Rush Limbaugh. Some of you may know that I’m Canadian and don’t actively seek out anything with the Rush Limbaugh name. Since he has polluted my life yet again, I am reposting … Continue reading
Can’t Believe the Cannabis Edibles Ad Hasn’t Been Pulled Yet
Cannabis edibles have just become available in Canada. The government doesn’t think we understand the risks, yet. To help with this, the government has put out a cannabis edibles public service announcement ad. The ad says in exactly the following … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Politics
Tagged ad, advertisement, back to smoking joints, Canada, cannabis edibles, commercial, doobies, help your kids understand the risks, high is delayed, high is unpredictable, munchies, munchies might drive you to eat more edibles in vicous circle, panhandling, psa, public service announcement, teacher's pet, teacher's whipping boy
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The Apocalypse is Boring
With theaters shuttered, almost all TV productions now halted, most sports on hold, libraries closed and you can’t go out to a restaurant or nightclub or live show, it is patently obvious that if COVID-19 is the apocalypse then it … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Politics, Science Fiction
Tagged board games, boring, bullet factories shut, can go online, cannibalism, closed nightclubs, closed restaurants, closed shows, covid-19, era of nonstop entertainment, learning, libraries closed, News programs still on the air, nuclear war, post apocalyptic story telling, sports on hold, the apocalypse, the dead began to rise, the machines rose up, the virus reached pandemic proportions, theaters shuttered, TV productions halted, we miss high stakes fiction, we miss the rivalry of sports
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The Return of Tail
Modern Ninja jumped about the one room warehouse, drop kicking a punching bag, leaping a pile of equipment then doing a roundhouse on a full body punching bag. Unfortunately she had used too much force with her roundhouse amped up … Continue reading
Posted in comics, Politics, Science, Wee Bit O' Humour
Tagged blue collar torture, cracker, government agents, gravity, hacker, modern ninja, Mother Earth, Mother Earth Force, Mother Earth needs more than one partner, Near Absolute Hero, PTSD, punching bags, quantum computer, quantum computers can break into normal computer systems easily, silenced guns with rubber bullets, superhero tryouts, superheroes, supervillains, Tail, training exoskeleton, white collar torture
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Rush Limbaugh Again
I promised to publish this political cartoon of Rush Limbaugh if he ever said something that was so stupid and vile that it made it to my ears up here in Canada to a person that doesn’t seek out right … Continue reading
Posted in Cartoon, Humour, Politics, Pseudo Science, Science
Tagged common cold, covid-19, lowest of the low, novel corona virus, Rush Limbaugh, Rush Limbo, the United States, vile politics
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Jokes of Billionaires
Let’s start locally with this one. Mike Lazaridis of Blackberry fame is still a billionaire. He started and named the Perimeter Institute which is the premiere physics institute in Canada. He used the name Perimeter because he expected that the … Continue reading
Posted in Business, Humour, Politics
Tagged 50 000 new jobs, Amazon, Amazon headquarters, Bill Gates, billionaires, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, giving most of his wealth to charity, humor, humour, is the Donald even a billionaire?, Jeff Bezos, jokes, Mike Bloomberg, Mike Lazaridis, minimum wage jobs, part time jobs, politicians, quality jobs, quantity jobs, starship, temporary jobs, the Democratic party, the Perimeter Institute, the Sun and environs, why is he still getting richer?
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