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Category Archives: Pseudo Science
Are Superheroes Snobs?
The current Tail mobile stopped just outside of its destination of Punkeydoodle Corners. The flashing blinkers came on while the vehicle reversed on the shoulder of the road. After half a minute of reversing it came to a stop. Inside … Continue reading
Posted in comics, Humour, Pseudo Science
Tagged "hear" by lip reading, adaptive optics, largest space telescope, leg hold trap, Mother Earth, rifle and handgun, snob, space telescope, spy satellite, superhero, supervillain, Tail, the Pentagon, turn face up so satellite can lip read, Varmint
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Can a Superhero Be Inbred?
Soon after the reveal of his mysterious partner, Mother Earth, Tail was challenged on much of social media by a terrifying new supervillain. “That’s right, Tail, I am Varmint and I am hunting you,” started the various messages. “Now I … Continue reading
Posted in Cartoon, Humour, Politics, Pseudo Science
Tagged American, bullet deflecting cup, bullet deflecting helmet, bullet proof clothing, exoskeleton for endurance, good hearing, good smelling, inbreeding, kings and queens are also inbred, Mother Earth, Punkeydoodle Corners, remote, super strong tail, superhero, supervillain, Tail, the power of inbreeding, Varmint, Varmint believes that wolves failed by not using guns, Varmint has wolflike powers
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5 Litres of Blood
I wouldn’t be at all surprised if the saying “Waste not, want not” is promoted by vampires, too. So when they find a victim I bet they drain the full 5 litres of blood that a fully grown human contains. … Continue reading
Posted in Fashion, Humour, Pseudo Science
Tagged 1.3 gallons of blood, 5 litres of blood, 6th and 7th night lover would be vampire's backup for food, beer belly, by 6th and 7th night vampires would be hungry but trim, girlfriend night, media always shows trim vampires, might only be safe to date a pudy vampire one night of the week, pregnant belly, pudgy vampire, the most dangerous game, the vampire fearing, trim vampires might not be so attractive after feeding, vampire would digest its food all week long, vampires, waste not - want not
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Making Insects Into Spiders
Let’s say someone mocks you for calling spiders insects. There is only one way out of this (that is if you rule out killing the mocker – which usually isn’t done in polite society). That way out is somehow making … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Language, Pseudo Science, Science
Tagged ants could also enslave caterpillars, ants could do most of these things, arachnid, butterflies, caterpillars, chemistry, cocoon, eight legs, glue, insect, insects and spiders are all bugs, insects have two compound eyes. caterpillars of moths and butterflies can spin string material, leaf cutter ants, maybe sophicticated insects can move their antenna, moths, polite society, six legs, solvent, spider, spiders have eight eyes, two lame legs
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Werewolves On the Moon
Werewolves are said to transform in the presence of a full Moon. Why is this? Well there must be something special about all that light coming from the sun and reflecting off the Moon and arriving at Earth. I think … Continue reading
Posted in Pseudo Science, Science, Wee Bit O' Humour
Tagged 1st quarter, cycle, Earth, full moon, human, human at night on Moon, if hate - vampires could kill werewolves at night, if hate - werewolf could destroy vampires by day, if love - vampires and werewolves could have a love affair at night, if love werewolf could guard coffins of beloved vampires, in orbit more than 3/4 of the time the werewolf would be a wolf, last quarter, Moon, new moon, on Moon wolf in daylight, on the Moon half the time the werewolf would be a wolf, super Moon might make a werewolf for five nights, total moonlight reaching the werewolf, transformation, trip to the Moon, vampire-werewolf progeny, vampires, werewolf astronaut, werewolves, when Moon is furthest from earth there might not be enough moonlight to transform a werewolf even with a full moon, wolf
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More Anecdotal Proof of Erich von Daniken
Does anyone remember my pseudo or alien accent post from many years ago? Here is a link. In it I showed (via Youtube) my alien accent that contains a smacked M (like a kiss), clicked N and a flatulated (my … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Language, Pseudo Science, Science, Science Fiction
Tagged alien accent, alien collusion when designing our alphabet, Chariots of the Gods, clicked n, clip clopped L, consecutive consonants in alphabet, Erich von Daniken, flatulated p, right at the centre of our alphabet, smacked m
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The Thousand Year Connoisseur
There is no doubt that becoming an expert takes a lot of time and effort. To become a connoisseur is almost like becoming an expert’s expert. There is a lot of knowledge involved – look no further than the wine … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Pseudo Science, Science
Tagged connoisseur, expert, human blood, maybe the sophisticated vampire can tell all that scientific tests say about our blood, maybe vampires can do tests that don't involve fasting, scientific analysis, thousand years to hone skills, vampire might be faster, vampires, win/win, wine taster can tell you things about the cask
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Creep Creep
Can we all just agree that marketers are overwhelmingly creeps? It seems the lot are driven to exaggerations and hyperbole in the effort to sell us anything at all. Today I’d like to talk about the exaggerations in “technical” fields. … Continue reading
Posted in Fashion, Pseudo Science, Science
Tagged artificial intelligence, artificial intelligence is still far in the future, Back to the Future, exaggerations, hoverboard, hoverboards don't hover, I'm offended as a science fiction author, marketers, maybe we should sue, remote control battles, remote control wars, robot battles, robot wars
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