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Category Archives: Social Science
Yellow Teeth
It’s really hard to avoid getting yellowish teeth. Many things can turn your teeth yellow. There are the obvious culprits like drinking coffee and tea. Even herbal teas can turn your teeth yellow. Smoking cigarettes or marijuana can play this … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Science, Social Science
Tagged aging, bleaching, bleaching teeth is a billion dollar industry, coffee and tea, culture idolizes youth, drinking establishments, lottery tickets, make sure young stars have yellow teeth, many things cause yellow teeth, prizing yellow teeth, renting a car, scratch and wins, smoking cigarettes and marijuana, wear, white and red wine, whitening, yellow teeth, yellowing agents, young people could pay for yellowing their teeth, youth want to be of age
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Red Liquid
Recently I saw something so shocking, so surprising, so mortifying that I’m not even sure if I have healed to this very day. But I will try to get this out to the rest of the public to see what … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Social Science, Sports
Tagged blood, blue blood, blue liquid, blue maple leafs are a crime against nature, girls in puberty, if you take the red out of canada's flag all you have is the surrender flag, men don't need tampons?, mothers, prepubescent girls, princess, queen, red liquid, red wine, royalty, sloshed, tampon commercials, tampons, Toronto Maple Leafs
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Squirrelly
The definition of squirrelly has long been odd, eccentric, crazed or jumpy. This of course is due to the squirrel’s behaviour. They jump at every slight movement of something else. Yet, still they keep up all the things they do, … Continue reading
Posted in Science, Social Science, Wee Bit O' Humour
Tagged 25% of caches might be raided, 3 000 caches, battery, beryllium, burning Hindenburg, crazed, favourite berry, feat of memory, floating balloon, giant cache would be raided, helium, hydrogen, if squirrels could talk they would be banned from casinos, jumpy, lithium, mental athletes, mnemonic, periodic table, scatter caches, squirrel, squirrel's behaviour, squirrelly, storing food for winter, the memory palace
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Monoliths Forever
Imagine you’re an alien that visits Earth. Your species keeps a low profile because you know just how violent and destructive humans are. You secretly watch Earthlings so they don’t know, and you come to the conclusion that they are … Continue reading
Posted in Geography, History, Humour, Social Science
Tagged alien, bighorn sheep, California, Covid 19 monument, Earthlings, monolith, monolith destruction ought to be punishable by jail time, monolith lasted a couple years, monoliths, monoliths are the visual symbol of 2020, monoliths seem only to last a few days, prism shaped, Romania, the desert, Utah
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Hugging Cows
It came to my attention that people were hugging cows in the Netherlands for Covid 19 stress relief. Yes, Covid brings on stressors. Yes, hugging can help us manage this. But a cow? C’mon what are you people thinking? I … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Pets, Science, Social Science
Tagged bats, bird flu, cats, covid 19 is likely from bats, covid-19, cows, dogs, emotional support animals, goats, horse, hugging cows, hugging people is too dangerous, peacocks, pigs, rabbit hole, rabbits, size might make cows a better hug, swine flu
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The Last Gen Xer
I’ve been looking at generation lists with their starting points and end points for a long time. Lately Millennials and Baby Boomers have been getting in dust ups so it seems more important now than ever. Firstly Millennials were named … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Social Science
Tagged "Gen Z", 11 year old can't have a baby, 11 years for Gen X, 19 years for Boomers, 19 years for Millenials, A pox on all the other generations, Boomers, gen X, Gen X not big enough to protest, generations, how is 11 years a generation?, Millennials, slipping guide posts
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DJ Experiments with Yes
Dancing in the era of rock has been easy. The majority of rock songs are in 4/4 time and are fairly easy to dance to because of it. I guess that makes it easier to improvise dance moves. I think … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Music, Social Science
Tagged 1980, 1983, 4/4 time, averages out to 4/4 time, bass heavy part, dancing, DJ, DJs, does 70s Yes kill dancing?, Does it Really Happen, long songs, number one on the dance charts, Owner of a Lonely Heart, Paradise by the Dashboard Light, Reggae, rock music, songs with key changes, songs with time changes, Stairway to Heaven, Yes, Yes fans could dance to Yes because they know the songs
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Superhero Hunt
Mother Earth had seen and “heard” what had gone on in Tail’s attempt to snag Varmint, but Tail had only ended up losing his guns. Mother Earth was very worried that this was the end of Tail. But Varmint kept … Continue reading
Posted in comics, Humour, Science Fiction, Social Science
Tagged adult male body could be Varmint, dance of death, hotwire, infrared tracking, James Bay, Moosonee, Mother Earth, Mother Earth can break into any computer in less than a second, Mother Earth follows Varmint, pepper can interfere with a scent trail, Russian, Russian drone, Russian sub, superhero, superhero hunt, supervillain, Tail, the Kremlin, the Pentagon, thirty second head start for the hunt, Varmint
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Why I’d Make a Poor Superman
The header of this blog is me from about Hallowe’en in 1975ish in a Superman costume. I was puzzled when my mother, taking pictures of me outside in the costume, told me to pose like I was flying. But I … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Science Fiction, Social Science
Tagged 1975, a big todo to get my mask on right, a big todo to take my mask off, bowing, Clark Kent, glasses, gruesome as beautiful, Hallowe'en, humans- pull yourselves up by your bootstraps, laziness, losing my secret identity, mask, my laziness might have worse consequences, photo alteration software, slitted eyes, superhero, Superman, teletype, the Daily Planet
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