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The Earning Dead
Copyright monopolies vary widely from place to place on this Earth. But the vast majority of countries offer these monopolies and I would say that the United States system of life of the artist plus 70 years (it’s actually more … Continue reading
Posted in Business, Humour, Politics, Science Fiction, Writing
Tagged Asimov, clawing back to life, conservative bonanza, copyright, copyright monopolies, Isaac Asimov, life plus 70 years, marriage 70 years beyond death, progressive trouble, propagating the dead, the earning dead, voting while dead
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The BOGO Slide
I first heard of “BOGO” sales on the American television we Canadians get piped in (the majority of Canucks live near the border). The first time I heard an explanation about what the mysterious acronym meant was much later on … Continue reading
The Racist Party
During Ontario’s last election, I picked on one of the big parties for being “the party of the intolerant”. This was my first humourless post, I was that serious about the allegation. You see, every election cycle it seems that … Continue reading
We Not Only Bred With Neanderthals, We Wiped Them Out
[Added March 10, 2014: By “we” I mean Caucasians and Asians. I’ve also misused the term humans when meaning just Caucasians and Asians. I hope this makes it clearer.] I came to this story of Neanderthals by way of a … Continue reading
One in the Can
It happens all the time. A big name star dies and then of course magically (it seems) they have one more film or album “in the can”. Whitney Houston died recently. Of course Sparkle came out after her death. I … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Music, Stage and Screen
Tagged Cirque du Soleil, do studios or labels calculate worth if alive or dead, drive by druggings, Heath Ledger, Immortal tour, in the can, Michael, Michael Jackson, one in the can, psychological testing, Sparkle, The Dark Knight, undesirables, Whitney Houston
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What Assange Needs Now is a Magician
Preferably Assange needs a real magician with a specialty in teleportation. But I, like most of you, have heard that all magicians are quacks so this ideal situation may never come to pass. Alright then, unleash the stage magicians. Stage … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Politics, Stage and Screen
Tagged 20 doppelgangers of Assange, 20 holograms of Assange, disappearance, Ecuador, Ecuadorian Embassy, fingerprints, imagine one well placed Assange doppelganger in Ecuador, Julian Assange, magician, masters of misdirection, real mindfreak, retina scans, teleportation, United Kingdom, Wikileaks
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Months Long Vampire Party
The months long vampire party should just be winding down at the South Pole. The vampires had thrown off the shackles of the daylight cycle and escaped past the Antarctic Circle for the months of permanent darkness. So freeing was … Continue reading
All the World’s a Factory Floor
All the world’s a factory floor, and all the men and women merely robots. They don’t think they’re robots, nay they are far superior, For they have emotions, the thing that separates man from machine. If they are sad then … Continue reading
The Case for Vampires Staking Vampires
Since vampires do indeed exist, let’s look at them a bit more scientifically than they usually get looked at. First of all we know they feed off human blood. And those bodies they have fed on turn into vampires. This … Continue reading