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Category Archives: Humour
Punch Up
I keep shaking my head when I hear comedians lamenting the idea of political correctness. They are worried about being cancelled for coming up with a joke that is not politically correct. Note also that political correctness comes from a … Continue reading
How to Make Yourself Look Sunburned
I sometimes watch daytime television and sometimes it is interesting. Sometimes it is about things I don’t care about – like makeup tips. So why do I watch this anyway? I like to see the before and after and rate … Continue reading
April 2024 Grab Bag o’ Humour
In many activities, it is common to celebrate with champagne. Sure you can use sparkling wine but most people are a slight bit snobbish and must have the more expensive, brand name champagne. Why is this? Well I can’t speak … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Language, Politics, Social Science
Tagged carbon tax, Champ, champagne, champignon, Conservatives, english speaking world, French, harness racing, horse race, horses, McDonald's, mental well being, mushroom, negative nellies, quarterpounder, rebate, sparkling water, thirdpounder
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Creative Accounting
It was just said in the news that Donald Trump’s wealth has reached 6.5 billion dollars for the first time ever. This is enough to put him in the top 500 wealthiest people list for the first time. Just don’t … Continue reading
Posted in Art, Business, Humour
Tagged 175 million dolllars Donald can pay, 175X multiplier, 22.5 million dollar stake now worth 4 billion dollars, 500 wealthiest people list, business acumen?, couldn't pay 500 million dollars, creative accounting, Donald known for taking out loans with inflated collateral values, Donald Trump, loans, socialism, wealth tax
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Things the Religious Might Be a Front For
Recently it was discovered that a Methodist pastor was dealing meth. Now we can’t all be in the glamourous business of drug dealing, but here are some other things the religious might be a front for. If you guessed that … Continue reading
Posted in Business, Humour, Religion
Tagged angels, angles, Anglicans, cergymen, chanting, criminal priest, drug dealing, Lutherans, luthiers, married to Jesus, meth, Methodist pastor, ministers, Monkees, monks, nuns, Presbyterians, press, priesthood, protestant, rabbis, rabbits, singing, yoga, yogi
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Manufactured Battle of the Bands
I don’t know of any big feuds involving any bands at the moment. However that doesn’t mean I can’t manufacture one. So we at Many Rants, would like to introduce The Who- Dire Straits feud to the world. A long, … Continue reading
Posted in History, Humour, Music
Tagged battle of the bands, Brothers in Arms, Brothers in Arms CD is quiet, classic rock, deafness, Dire Straits, ear plugs, F-slur, Face Dances, feuds, loudest band, Mark Knopfler, money for nothing, pansexual, Pete Townshend, the anti-Who, the Who, Who CDs are louder, Who's Next
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Elon Musk Wants to Change the Name of Tesla
In what would be a surprise move, Elon Musk wishes to change the name of Tesla. He much prefers the name Ground X which would fit in with his stable of companies. This way his trio of companies would be … Continue reading
Posted in Business, Humour
Tagged Elon Musk, Ground X, king of smut, pornography, shareholders, smut, Space X, Tesla, Twitter, X, xxx domain, your royal smuttiness
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45 Year Old, Pristine O-Pee-Chee Gum Found
768 pieces of O-Pee-Chee gum was found still in its original packaging from 1979. There is one case of 16 boxes with 48 sealed packages. There has been much talk of keeping the case pristine, so too, the boxes and … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Science, Sports
Tagged 14 hockey cards per piece of gum, 25-30 Wayne Gretzky rookie cards possible, 45 years old, bubble gum, case of hockey cards found, collectors, gambling, mass spectrometer, O-Pee-Chee gum, Ontario's past polluted air, spectroscopy, sport cards, sugar is great preservative, test gum on grad student, this gum would last at least a year, Wayne Gretzky
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Shortening Doctor Titles
Have you ever noticed that the English version of words is generally shorter? I don’t know about all languages but by comparison with French, the English version is usually shorter than the same thing stated in French. This is not … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Language, Science
Tagged acronyms, anesthesiologist, ankh, cancer, colonoscopy, derm, dermatologist, doctor titles, endo, endocronologist, english is brief, French is longer, Jennifer Garner, life, onc, oncologist, proctologist, shortening, thesi
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