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Category Archives: Humour
Title Mining
The album Night Visions by the new band Imagine Dragons has a number of good songs on it. Indeed, one of my minor complaints about it was that the title Radioactive and On Top of the World aren’t very original. … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Music
Tagged Are Imagine Dragons title mining, Blondie, Breathing, Cloudbusting, Dreaming, Hold On, Hounds of Love, Imagine Dragons, Kate Bush, Kate Bush as a control, Night Visions, Nothing Left to Say/Rocks, On Top of the World, Radioactive, song titles, The Carpenters, The Dreaming, The Firm, The Whole Story, title mining, Top of the World, unoriginal song titles, Wow
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Religiosity and Flags
Let’s preface everything by saying that religious symbols make poor symbols for a country. Even in the most devout religious areas, I doubt that adherence to a particular religion exceeds 90 % of the adult populace. Certain areas claimed and … Continue reading
Posted in Geography, Humour, Politics
Tagged Australia, Britain, cross, double cross, Down Under, Down Underer, flags, Israel, New Zealand, plaid, religious flags, religious symbols, Scandinavia, star of David, the pixel as religious symbol, the southern cross constellation, Union Jack
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Real Vampires Have Unkempt Hair
It’s almost taken for granted that vampires cast no reflection. Then why is it that they are represented as tidy, good looking characters in movies and books? Real vampires would have unkempt hair. Not tousled in a cute way like … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Pseudo Science, Stage and Screen
Tagged black lipstick, booger, no reflection, unkempt hair, unsightly hair, vampires, vampires are not attractive, vampires only fix appearance by detailed instructions, vampires would have horrid hair, vampires would have horrid makeup
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Legalization
The legalization of marijuana seemed to pick up some steam last year as Washington state and Colorado both voted to legalize the substance. But there are federal laws which seem to trump those votes. So now the legalization of marijuana … Continue reading
Mountaineers in Space
The current mountain climber’s lament is that it sure is hard to make a name for yourself these days. That’s been true since Sir Edmund Hillary first climbed Everest in 1953. Note: I remembered Hillary’s name but the more recent … Continue reading
Posted in Geography, History, Humour, Science, Science Fiction
Tagged Bass, death watch, Deathwatch 2023, immortality, K2, Kammerlander, Mars, Mars One, Messner, Mons Huygens, Morrow, Mount Everest, mountain climber, mountaineer, Olympus Mons, seven continents, Seven Second Summits, Seven Summits challenge, Sir Edmund Hilary, The Moon
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Are Plants Drunk Off the Excess Carbon Dioxide?
Very often, too much of even a good thing can result in wonkiness. For plants, the excess carbon dioxide in the atmosphere because of all mankind’s activities, is probably a good thing for them. You see, plants take in carbon … Continue reading
The Articler
The astute among you will notice that the title has a made up word. The name might make sense if you follow the rest of this post. Over 4 decades ago, mankind first set foot on the moon. It was … Continue reading
In the Presence of Dentyne
If you watched television in the last couple of years, chances are you’ve seen the ‘practise safe breath’ Dentyne campaign for that brand of gum. Basically they use condom like situations to provide the comedy for these ads. I don’t … Continue reading
The Space Yoyo
I’m sure that many of you have heard of the space elevator. That is where an incredibly strong and light ribbon is strung from geosynchronous orbit down to the surface of earth and simultaneously the ribbon extends further out from … Continue reading
Pieing Lou Ferrigno
Let me start by stating that Lou Ferrigno might be a fantastic guy and I might never even have the urge to pie him, let alone actually do it. I use the theoretical Lou Ferrigno as an example of the … Continue reading