Legalization

The legalization of marijuana seemed to pick up some steam last year as Washington state and Colorado both voted to legalize the substance. But there are federal laws which seem to trump those votes. So now the legalization of marijuana movement is trying to negotiate with the federal powers that be to try to get some action.

I believe president Obama is trying to manage everything as fairly as possible. For instance he never brings up the idea that the pro marijuana movement is made up of hippie anarchists. But all he gets out of the meetings is something like this:

“Blah blah blah, blabbity blah blah legalization. Blah blah legalization blabbity blah. Legalization blah blah blah, blah blah blah.” Then he drifts off and daydreams about all the things he’d like to legalize.

So the pro marijuana movement has pushed Obama to see that the legalization of wiretapping anyone and everyone is the way to go.

Drone attacks, another presidential wet dream, has been legalized. Any enemy of the American state can be taken down by a drone. And all quite legally, now (at least according to the American government).

So you have made a big impression, pro marijuana supporters. But I caution you in Colorado and Washington state. You are most certainly being wiretapped.

And if you go against the federal government, whether obstinately or sweetly, I would be worried about odd noises. It just might be a presidential drone, released to do its dirty work. All for the sole purpose of being the strong right hand of that particular law which upholds the primacy of federal law.

About Larry Russwurm

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