Elon Musk likes to be in the middle of the latest technology. That’s why he’s involved with Tesla, Space X and Neuralink. But the one he will never tell us about is time travel.
He heard about a time travel startup through his usual channels and sought to buy it and keep it on the down low. He got what he wanted so perhaps now Elon will go to the future and steal their technology for us. Fat chance. Despite his high tech mantra, he is more concerned with the past.
You see, Elon is concerned with babies. He seemingly wants to have as many as possible in his short time here on this earth. That’s why he goes into the past.
Unfortunately for him, his time machine can only go back in time so far. Roughly to the time that vaccines first started to much hoopla. He can bribe all those maidens of the past with gifts the future allows him to give. He may prefer the more recent ladies where all he has to do is write down some lottery winners.
He’ll buy the tickets and say, “If this wins, promise me that you will have my baby and raise it by yourself. Or with the help of your husband.”
Don’t get me wrong. He likes the women of other times as well so he will woo the women of the 50s, 60s, 70s and so on. All for his favourite prize – to have more babies.
It boggles the mind how, in our high tech era, we still don’t seem to have an accurate handle on how autism passes down from generation to generation.
And thus, Elon is stymied. He’s not sure how many times he can make babies in the past to bring the autism rate to its modern level. Oh well. He enjoys the process.
