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Category Archives: Humour
Super Plan of the Diamond Giants
Since 1938 the diamond mining giants have been running scared. That date is important because it marks the 1st time that Superman appeared on the scene. Soon after, it was revealed that Superman had this trick of squeezing coal just … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Science, Science Fiction
Tagged 1938, artificial diamonds, artificial diamonds are cheaper, De Beers tried to be a premium diamond brand, diamond mining giants, even De Beers just entered the artificial diamond market, natural diamonds, squeezing coal into diamonds, Superman, Superman could flood the diamond market, windows of diamond, with good enough equipment you can tell mined diamonds from artificial ones
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3 Things
First of all tomorrow is Mother’s Day. Ma, you have such a positive image that there have been attempts to corporatize your image. The first one is Mother’s Pizza. This chain of restaurants is back from the dead in Ontario … Continue reading
Posted in Business, Humour, Politics, Science
Tagged collar and button of Wendy, Kitchener-Conestoga, Michael Harris, Mike Harris Jr., Mike Harris Sr., Mom in Wendy's corporate image, Mother's Day, Mother's Pizza, natural end of the solar system, Neptune, Ontario, Pluto, Progressive Conservatives, the VW symbol upside down says Ma, there was a time when Uranus was the end of the solar system, Uranus, William Herschel
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More Anecdotal Proof of Erich von Daniken
Does anyone remember my pseudo or alien accent post from many years ago? Here is a link. In it I showed (via Youtube) my alien accent that contains a smacked M (like a kiss), clicked N and a flatulated (my … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Language, Pseudo Science, Science, Science Fiction
Tagged alien accent, alien collusion when designing our alphabet, Chariots of the Gods, clicked n, clip clopped L, consecutive consonants in alphabet, Erich von Daniken, flatulated p, right at the centre of our alphabet, smacked m
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The Duchess of Cambridge’s Revenge
In 2012 a paparazzo took a topless picture of Kate, the Duchess of Cambridge. This happened in France by a French magazine. The British royals have not seen France the same way since. Just this week Kate gave birth to … Continue reading
Posted in Fashion, History, Humour, Language, Politics
Tagged 814 a.d., Britain, British royal family, democracies often have disparaging views of monarchies, Duchess of Cambridge, France, in 1870 the French monarchy fell, Kate Middleton, Louis -Phillipe, Louis the fat, Louis the pious, Louis the XIX, Louis XVI, Louis-Napoleon, Napoleon, paparazzo, Prince Louis, the French monarchy loved the name Louis, the French revolution
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Permapout
What is a poor, spoiled, rich kid supposed to do when they don’t get their way? The answer is: they eventually learn is to pout. Maybe Mommy or Daddy would be inflexible enough to stop this dead in its tracks. … Continue reading
Posted in Fashion, Humour, Politics, Social Science
Tagged Donald Trump, how a rich kid solves a bully problem, ICBMs, intercontinental ballistic missiles, Kim Jong Un, Melania, Miss America, Miss Universe, more beautiful with a pout, nuclear weapons, parent voters, permapout, pout, racism, Russian dealings, servants, spoiled rich kid, Stormy Daniels, the Donald, the great pout off, Trump
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Password Progression
For many years now, having a password hasn’t been enough security for anything. Instead, many of us started using passphrases such a long, long time ago. And you know, I have been told for years that this just isn’t good … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Language, Mathematics, Science
Tagged entering a passchapter without a mistake needs a computer program, home security, online security, passbooks, passchapters, passmonologues, passpassages, passphrase, passsentence, passsentences, password, these programs need to be password protected
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The Statutory Rape Generation
I was angered after hearing that the Millennial generation’s new cut off was being born in 1995 and not 2000. The whole point to being called Millennials is that certain important dates like graduation and schooling and of course births … Continue reading
Posted in Fashion, Humour, Social Science
Tagged average generation is 25 - 30 years, baby boomers, Center for Generational Kinetics, child/parent separation, for millennials early important years are on the millennium, gen X, generation definition, generations, generations seem to use first born to parent stretch of time, men can have children when 60, millenials, The Improbable Generation, The Statutory Rape Generation, The Unlikely Generation, two 11 year olds not likely to have children
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The Flatulator
Are you tired of your present love interest and wish to drive her away? The answer might be the flatulator. Are you immune to beans but want to keep up with your friends in the inevitable fart off? The flatulator … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Social Science
Tagged driving people away, fart, fart off, fart scent spray, flatulence, high tech whoopie cushions, might always be the champion of bean night, might even be able to light up stinky flatulator farts, Morse code, randomizer, Russian roulette with farts instead of bullets, squishable bulb and hose, the flatulator, the flatulator rarely empties out an elevator, when someone scrunches up face then use the flatulator, whoopie cushion, winning a fart off
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The Good Cop – Bad Cop of Rainforest Preservation
So far the rainforest preservation arguments have all been given by good cops. You know at least some of the arguments for preservation: Don’t cut down the rainforest because it produces a large percentage of the world’s oxygen supply. This … Continue reading
Posted in Geography, Humour, Politics, Wry
Tagged Afghanistan, African rainforest, agent orange defoliates, animal habitat, bad cop, biodiversity, Brazil, carbon dioxide capture by trees, carbon dioxide release by burning wood, cleared rainforest makes poor farmland, climate change, Columbia, deserts, global warming, good cop, medicinal plants, mountains, oxygen supply, plant habitat, preservation, rainforest, the US military is mighty except in rainforest and mountains, USA, Vietnam
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