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Category Archives: Humour
Zebras
Referees wear vertically striped outfits that are black and white. Not surprisingly they get called zebras by many. But despite the haranguing referees get, they are considered to be upstanding citizens with good opinions on the match or game they … Continue reading
Posted in Fashion, Humour, Politics
Tagged black and white stripes, Charlie Brown, crooked, good or evil, horizontal stripes, horizontal stripes are broadening, lower class, lower middle class, prisoners, referees, right or wrong, saw-tooth wave patterns, stripes on a 45 degree angle, upper class, upper middle class, vertical stripes, verticals stripes are slimming, zebras, zigzags
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Xmas Coke Party
Listen to this intro from TMZ: Kim Kardashian hosts holiday party with snow, coke and gingerbread house. Obviously snow and coke are slang for cocaine. But how is gingerbread house also slang for cocaine? Well gingers are some of the … Continue reading
Best Posts of 2023
I was so very punny this year that the 1st and last post I’m linking to in this are pun based. In February, I Don’t Want to Say What This Post is About cannot be named without falling victim to … Continue reading
Posted in Humour
Tagged best of 2023, Eddie Vedder and drugs, murder, Plotters and Pantsers, Swift Quake, the two Michaels, Time Magazine, Uranus
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Vegetare
I had been warned about driving in the desert alone at night. Still I wanted to return home to Oklahoma as soon as possible to maximize my Christmas break with my family. I saw some lights over to the west. … Continue reading
Fingernails
Dear Lee Press-On Nails, I have been looking for a product that I wish you would actually make. That is a set of artificial nails that are so long they start to curl around. Exactly like the world record holders … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Politics, Social Science
Tagged allowed to control fingernails, artificial nails, can still play video games, cleaning person, cutting the nails of one hand, dating scene, diplomatic solution, fingernails, household chores, Lee Press-On Nails, long fingernails, must accept nails, tyranny of my parents
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Who is the Toughest Driver of Them All?
Motorcyclists have the reputation of being tough. Idly, one day, I wondered if this were a true belief. Firstly, I defined being tough with being the most invulnerable. So, yes, motorcyclists are tough when compared to bicyclists and pedestrians. But … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Language
Tagged bicyclists, big rig truck, bravery, cars, drivers, helmets, horniest, horse back riding, jay walking, leather jackets, Mini, most invulnerable, motorcycles, motorcyclists, passengers hold on to the driver, pedestrians, smart cars, streetcars, SUVs, tough, trains
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Plotters and Pantsers
There are two major types of writers. Pantsers write by the seat of their pants and even they don’t know what happens next. Plotters move from one stage to another, always seemingly knowing what is coming up next. If writing … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Language, Politics
Tagged 1st degree murder, 1st degree murder is worse, 2nd degree murder, authors, books, demand respect, hotheads, killing off characters, life is a game of chance, make you care about someone then kill them, manslaughter, novels, pantsers, planning, plotters, plotters are worse, plotters might pretend they are pantsers, tiptoe around, writers
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The Horror of Febreze
Just like McDonald’s in the past, Febreze carefully watches their language. What was/is McDonald’s guilty of in their advertisements? It’s “made with 100% pure beef,” for its hamburgers. Now obviously a burger isn’t all beef. There are the bun and … Continue reading
Posted in Business, Humour, Language
Tagged "eliminates odours", "made with 100% pure beef", "noseblind", advertisements, aliens would shun us, exorcist, Febreze, haunted houses are usually old houses, many people bothered by artificial scents, McDonald's, McDonald's patties for sure have salt added to beef, No unscented versions of Febreze, noseblind to farts, what if farts don't dissipate?
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Septemberfest
Oktoberfest began as a party to celebrate the marriage of Bavarian royalty in Munich in 1810. The marriage occurred on October 12 but the partying continued for the next few days. The participants had so much fun that they decided … Continue reading