At Last Scarlett Johansson Lives Up to Her Name

If you’ve been hiding under a rock and hadn’t seen Scarlett Johansson in red hair, then see the Avengers movie out now. She plays the character the Black Widow in it with a newfound scarlet mane.

But wait, you say, she finally lives up to her real name, but not her character’s name. So expect Scarlett to sport black hair in her next role as Rachel Green in the new and revamped Friends movie.

I know what you’re going to ask, does this mean she will sport green hair in her next , next role? Well rumour has it there will be a live action, adult Peanuts movie where our Scarlett will sport the green hair. She will be playing the character Violet.

Scarlett’s next, next, next role will have her wearing her hair purple as Delores Brown in the screen adaptation of Jim Croce’s song, Bad, Bad Leroy Brown.

Expect Johannson’s hair to be Chestnut when she plays one of the Indigo Girls in a biography of the musical group.

And finally, expect her with bluish hair as a new take on Frank L. Baum’s Wizard of Oz comes to the screen as she plays the Straw Woman.

After this I’m told she can freely take any role. I suspect she will go back to blonde for this.

You probably think this article is over. But it’s only over if there is no Avengers II. When that series starts again, her hair must be red and she will reprise her role as the Black Widow.

For some reason, I doubt she will ever live up to her last name as Johan’s son. There’s just too much money to be made as a colourful woman.

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2 Responses to At Last Scarlett Johansson Lives Up to Her Name

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  2. Ashely says:

    Her acting in this movie is tremendously super, I didn’t think she’ll go well with such characters, but she proved that she is the star with beauty and acting skills.

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