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Author Archives: Larry Russwurm
Mother Earth Force in the Hospital
It became a full meeting of the Mother Earth Force when Tail entered the hospital room. He saw that Near Absolute Hero was awake and proclaimed, “You can now, officially, take the Near out of your name!” There was a … Continue reading
The Injury of Near Absolute Hero
Near Absolute Hero finished cordoning off and area around the possibly explosive propane tanks with his cold gun. Now he would just have to return every few minutes and refresh the cold, so there would be no resultant explosions. Now … Continue reading
Posted in comics, Wee Bit O' Humour
Tagged cold gun, hackers, modern ninja, Mother Earth, Mother Earth Force, Near Absolute Hero, nurses, paramedics, surgeons, Tail, wings
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Best Posts of 2022
Back in February, I still got some of my humour from the now defunct Ellen Show. I found The Vilest Thing You Can Say on American Television from this show. In April I tried out a piece of flash fiction … Continue reading
Problems with Method Acting
Method acting is where the actor or actress tries to immerse themselves fully into the character. Problems arise when the actor takes this off the film set. Perhaps their technique is so fully immersive that they are in that character … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Stage and Screen
Tagged Alive, cannibal, copycat killings, could mess up home life, explprers, hit man, Hitler, immerse fully in the character, jail, Jeffery Dahmer, Johnny Cash song, keep away from weapons, lock up while not on set, medical school donations, method acting, morgue, off the film set, on the film set, serial killer, thief
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The Drive Away from Red Hair and the Drive Towards Blonde
Over the last few years I’ve met 4 people again who had bright red hair when I knew them 30 or more years ago. I had problems recognizing them because each of them had hair that had become more brown … Continue reading
Posted in Fashion, Science, Wee Bit O' Humour
Tagged all coloured hair, blonde, blonde sandwich, brown, eumelanin, grey hair, orange, pheomelanin, platinum blonde, red, red hair, red hair fades with age, society idolizes youth, sun can bleach hair blonde, sun fades red hair, UV blockers, vain redheads might dye hair in twenties
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A Christmas Sandwich
Did you know elves only work about 1 month a year? It’s true because Santa only gets kids’ Christmas wish lists a month or so before Christmas. Of course Santa doesn’t want to create waste, so he makes sure a … Continue reading
Haunted CDs
The first I heard about a haunted CD was with Nirvana’s Nevermind album. You put the CD in the CD player and it mostly played normally. That is until the 12th and final track. Sure it played that 4 minute … Continue reading
Posted in Fashion, Music, Wee Bit O' Humour
Tagged 69th track is Eurotrash Girl, 88th track, 99th track, Big Ben chiming, CDs, Coldplay, cracker, Disgustipated, Eurotrash Girl, Everyday Life, Fumbling Towards Ecstasy, haunted CDs, Is the CD player broke?, Kerosene Hat, Nevermind, Nirvana, Possession, Sarah McLachlan, Tool, Undertow, Who's here?
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What’s Left Over
I have two brothers who are left handed and also play the guitar. They do this in the normal way. That is they conform to right handed guitars and play them the right handed way. That is the left hand … Continue reading
Posted in Music, Social Science, Wee Bit O' Humour
Tagged Bass, drums, fire breathing dragon bass, fire breathing dragon guitar, fire breathing dragon keytar, glam rock, guitar, keyboards, left handed, left handed guitar, left handed keytar, left handed pianos are no abomination, lefthanded keyboards, low notes on right and high notes on left, ordinary keyboards favour the right handed, Stephen Huss
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