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Category Archives: Humour
Don’t Grinch or Scrooge This Post
How many times have we heard it? Someone is acting non Christmassy and so we label them a grinch. Or someone is cheap with the amount of money spent on gifts so someone calls them a scrooge. Who would argue … Continue reading
Mis’er
Kammarina was despondent about working at the White House as a cleaner. She had asked her employers for a better contract but none were available since it was a given that you start at the bottom. She was descended from … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Language, Politics
Tagged "You're fired" catch phrase, cleaner might not have to speak with president, Donald Trump, English, honourifics, indigenous group, Melania Trump, president, President 'rump, South America, unable to make the 't' sound around Trump, White House, Women don't want Trump to grab them by the p**sy, working for Trump
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‘rump Roast
We are in dire need of another Donald Trump roast. Since 2012 we have learned so much more about the Donald now that this update must be done and soon. First of all we would have no problem getting comedians. … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Politics, Stage and Screen
Tagged 'rump, 'rump will try to out yell the roasters, comedians, Donny boy, empathy, equal rights, fairness, honesty, LGBTQ community, Nobel Prize, rights of females, roast, sarcasm orange headed troll doll, the Donald, the high Cheeto, Trump bound and gagged, tweet that the comedians are unfunny
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Better Than “Baby on Board”
I still sometimes see baby on board signs in cars of their presumed parents. If this type of sign works in the first place and gets other drivers to watch their actions better, I have some even better ideas all … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Social Science
Tagged 2 explosives on board signs will maximize safety, babies should get a bus for their safety, Baby on Board signs, baby safety, cars drive carefully around known speed traps, cars in front and behind need to see your sign for it to work, cars will think there is a speed trap up ahead, Explosives on board signs, flash your high beams at oncoming cars, how you drive is important for safety, properly mounted car seat is the most important thing to keep baby safe, teenagers get SUVs for their safety
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Notwithstanding the Notwithstanding Clause
The Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms has an odd clause. I know, I know you guessed it because of the title of this post. The notwithstanding clause allows the provincial government to override the Charter. I think it was … Continue reading
Posted in History, Humour, Politics
Tagged Canada, Charter of Rights and Freedoms, city councilors, Doug Ford, first past the post, force Toronto to get rid of councilors, judicial review 5 years later, Ontario, premier of Ontario, smoking crack, the notwithstanding clause, Toronto, torture confessions are notoriously bad, waterboard, Why no one should use the notwithstanding clause
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The Bird is the Word
“Flipping the bird” means to give someone the finger. Of course the “flipping” part means to put your hand into the proper position and the “bird” means either F—, or F— Y– or F— O–. For the purpose of this … Continue reading
Posted in Fashion, Humour, Music, Stage and Screen
Tagged Big Bird, bird, bird means f---, censors, ear worm, Family Guy, Family Guy is racist, flipping is positioning, flipping the bird, Jim Henson, muppets, radio, Sesame Street, surfin' bird, swear words, television, The Trashmen, word
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Do Hunters Belong in the Eighties?
If the eighties were about nothing else, they were about big money and the pursuit of such. Hunters will also pursue doe. Well that is when a nice stag isn’t available. And also this is supposed to help cull the … Continue reading
Posted in Fashion, Humour, Social Science
Tagged Anthropocene, buckskins, camouflage, Cindy Lauper, eighties, eighties people pursued dough, fans blowing back hair, hunters, hunters head into the wind to limit the spread of their scent, hunters pursue doe, kill species by accident, Madonna, Michael Jackson, now men drive the eras, plaids, Pop, pop music, the teens, trophy hunters
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Why Canadian Conservatives Aren’t Worried About Justin Trudeau
By now most Canadians have heard about Maxime Bernier’s split from the Conservative Party. Bernier wishes to start a new Conservative Party in his own image. The rest of the Conservatives are asking why Bernier is trying to hand the … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Politics
Tagged acts like a conservative, Conservative Party, Greens, Jean Chretien, Justin has all the power in cabinet, Justin Trudeau, Justin Trudeau's words are hollow, Liberal Party, Maxime Bernier, NDP, promised proportional representation, promised redress to First Nations, promised to act on climate change, right wing, subsidizes big oil, talks like a Liberal
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