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Category Archives: Science
The Trillion Dollar Family
Let’s start out with the definition of a million dollar family. This is said to be composed of a family with a mother and father that has a mini-me for each sex. I.e. there is a mother, father, daughter and … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Language, Mathematics, Science, Social Science
Tagged 2 million dollar family, 20 billion dollar family, 25% occurrence of two mini-mes in gay or lesbian family, efficiency, gay, heterosexual, identical twins, lesbian, million dollar family, million dollar family has a 50% occurrence in 2 child families, mini-me, single birth, single fertilized egg that split, transgender, trillion dollar family, twins, two billion dollar family
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If a Critic Critiqued Science Papers as a Whole
My suspension of disbelief is thrown off almost immediately with these science papers. They exist in such exotic locales. For example these tall tales exist in: 1)Volcano caves buried under miles of ice on Antarctica, 2) Old mines, many miles … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Science, Writing
Tagged 27 kilometer ring, build to the climax, critic, critique, exotic locales, first person, info dumps, miles below the Earth's surface, motivation, New York City, observatory, publishing offices, replication of science papers, Roger Zalazny, science papers, show don't tell, space, suspension of disbelief, tallest mountain, The Chronicles of Amber, the rain forest, unreliable narrator, volcanic caves under the ice, writing style
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The Thousand Year Connoisseur
There is no doubt that becoming an expert takes a lot of time and effort. To become a connoisseur is almost like becoming an expert’s expert. There is a lot of knowledge involved – look no further than the wine … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Pseudo Science, Science
Tagged connoisseur, expert, human blood, maybe the sophisticated vampire can tell all that scientific tests say about our blood, maybe vampires can do tests that don't involve fasting, scientific analysis, thousand years to hone skills, vampire might be faster, vampires, win/win, wine taster can tell you things about the cask
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Did Ancient Species Go Extinct or Did They Have a More Honourable Group Suicide?
Can some species reliably see the future? Well obviously human beings can’t as noted by their laughable track record in this endeavour (see most of science fiction). But perhaps, just perhaps, other species can. They might see the growth of … Continue reading
The Down Side to Kirk’s Good Ol’ Boxing
The first thing I’d like to say about boxing aliens is that human beings are likely mediocre fighters. So half of all alien species are stronger than us just like half of all alien species are weaker than us. For … Continue reading
Creep Creep
Can we all just agree that marketers are overwhelmingly creeps? It seems the lot are driven to exaggerations and hyperbole in the effort to sell us anything at all. Today I’d like to talk about the exaggerations in “technical” fields. … Continue reading
Posted in Fashion, Pseudo Science, Science
Tagged artificial intelligence, artificial intelligence is still far in the future, Back to the Future, exaggerations, hoverboard, hoverboards don't hover, I'm offended as a science fiction author, marketers, maybe we should sue, remote control battles, remote control wars, robot battles, robot wars
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A Perfect Storm of Groundhogs
For the purposes of this article I have used this list of prominent groundhog prognosticators. First of all I want to ignore the southern groundhogs. By 6 more weeks of winter, in my parts it means 6 more weeks of … Continue reading
Posted in Geography, Humour, Science
Tagged 6 more weeks of winter, a perfect storm of early spring, Alabama's Smith Lake Jake, Balzac Billy is too confined by prairie temperatures and Chinook winds, Balzac Billy of Alberta, Buckeye Chuck of Ohio, Canadian groundhogs are better prognosticators because of global warming, early spring, Georgia's racist General Beauregard Lee, Global Warming Day, Groundhog Day, groundhogs, North Carolina's Sir Walter Wally, prognosticators, Punxsutawney Phil of Pennsylvania, Shubenacadie Sam of Nova Scotia, Staten Island Chuck of New York, this year the Canadian reliables said early spring, Wiarton Willie of Ontario, will global warming make the two reliables always say early spring?
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