what Famous Pickup Lines Really Say

I’m sure the ladies will be told by their elders that the pickup lines that are served up to them, actually say more about the guy that used them then they say about the lady.

But this site intends to be much more specific. We are going to look at 5 of the most over the top pickup lines and say exactly what the lines say about the guy who used them.

1. “Is that a mirror in your pocket because I can really see myself in your pants?” This pickup line is the favourite of male cross dressers everywhere.

2. “You with all those curves and me with no brakes.” He’s telling his target he’s reckless so she will have to provide the birth control and he probably thinks of condoms as the brakes he won’t use.

3. “Is it hot in here or is it just you?” He’s basically saying that he’s not hot – just like the rest of the people in the room.

4. “You know what would look great on you? Me.” He’s already decided which sex position he’s going to use.

5. “Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?” He’s got a thing for fallen angels. Did you hear that Lucifer?

About Larry Russwurm

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2 Responses to what Famous Pickup Lines Really Say

  1. Sad to say, I have heard a few of these pick-up lines and none of them worked; at all.I guess, I am too darn particular. Some of them are really good and they work want to know which ones that I know that do?

  2. Larry says:

    This is a humour site. Sharing pick-up lines and how they worked could very well be funny. Yes, please tell all about them.

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