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Author Archives: Larry Russwurm
The 100 Mile High Club
We’ve all heard about the mile high club. That’s the club where a randy couple have sex on a plane that is flying. Usually the plane is flying that high. So you can guess what I mean by a 100 … Continue reading
Posted in Science, Science Fiction, Wee Bit O' Humour
Tagged $200 million for a couple, $28 million to go up 60 miles, 100 mile high club, 25 seconds, 3 consortiums building 3 different space hotels, airplane, Alice Cooper, Bezos, billion dollar babies, billionaires would go to space hotels, conception, couples would only go up for 2 weeks to avoid arduous workouts, greagt honeymoon experience, inhaling sex secretions, International Space Station, mile high club, must be $100 million to get to orbit, new experience, no sex on vomit comet, parabolas, rocket schedules synched with woman's fertility, Vomit Comet, zero gravity, zero gravity porno, zero gravity sex
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Best Posts of 2021
It’s that time of year where I pick my favourite posts of the the year and hence miss writing an original post for the week. Yes it is that time of year where I get a break from deadline stress. … Continue reading
Method Writing
We’ve all heard of method acting where the actor tries to fully inhabit the space of their character. So this is less about acting and more about just doing what your character would do. Presumably this gives a more realistic … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Writing
Tagged author tries to inhabit miliue, dangerous first degree murderers, dreams, drug induced trips, leans to more grotesque than supernatural, less about acting and more about doing, method acting, method fantasy writers, method horror writer, method literature writers, method murder mystery writers, method romance writer, method scifi writers, method writing, open marriage, slice of life fiction, STDs and protection, try to get abducted by aliens, Xanadu
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The Thunder Bug
Lightning bugs are sometimes followed by the much slower thunder bugs. Indeed thunder bugs are so loud, they often scare away the faster lightning bugs. If they follow lightning bugs, why haven’t you heard them before when you have seen … Continue reading
Halloween’s Revenge
I’m so lightning fast that I thought of a Halloween post in December. While most would think that’s a couple months late, I claim it’s about 10 months early. But of course I won’t remember 10 months from now so … Continue reading
Posted in Humour
Tagged ask is minimal, blackmail, blackmail can pay off, blackmailing a whole group, door to door salespeople, felonies, Hallowe'en, high crime area, low risk, mass production blackmail, reality, something that lowers an area's property value, take a video of kids trick or treating, thousands of unreported felonies, three magic words, Trick or treat?, youth
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The Blame Game
It seems fair to blame young adults for their failures to launch. That is getting a job, being self sufficient and not living at home till they are thirty-five. First of all in my jurisdiction of Ontario, there is a … Continue reading
Posted in Business, Politics, Wee Bit O' Humour
Tagged does the intern benefit more than the business?, for profit companies, high school graduation with strings, interns, jobs, let 16 and 17 yearodls vote, mandatory volunteer work, not for profit companies, Ontario, sub minimum wage for students, unpaid internships, USA
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Rainbow Adventure
We are told that a rainbow is an optical illusion that depends on your perspective, the position of the sun, and the existence of water droplets in the air. But that doesn’t say if the pot of gold exists. The … Continue reading
Minority Marketing
Now that ads increasingly have minorities in them, marketers are taking advantage of some of the qualities that these minorities bring. Those ads for teeth whitening products now almost exclusively include those with darker skin. Why do these companies do … Continue reading
Posted in Business, Stage and Screen, Wee Bit O' Humour
Tagged ads, dark skin, drag queen, even men can be satisfied by our burger, glow in the dark, limo ad, marketers, marketing, minorities, primordial dwarves, primordial dwarves have very high voices, primordial dwarves' voices give them away, same proportions as an average sized human, small women, teeth whitening
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Affluenza Treatment
For this post I am going to use the second definition of affluenza listed at the link, because it is the one the public is more familiar with due to the trial of Ethan Couch in 2013. So affluenza is: … Continue reading