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Author Archives: Larry Russwurm
Frank Bombs
Lately frank bombs have been going off. You know, like the ones in the Wizard of Oz. When the scarecrow is told by the wizard that he had a brain all along, the tin man had a heart and the … Continue reading
Posted in Music, Politics, Stage and Screen, Wee Bit O' Humour, Writing
Tagged brain, bravery, Britney Spears, Canada, conservatorship, cowardly lion, crossroads, dictator, Donald Trump, Framing Britney Spears, frank bomb, free Britney, Harry and Megan, heart, Hollywood actress, insurrection, Janet Jackson, Justin Timberlake, Kim Jong Un, L. Frank Baum, Lucky, mental health, nipplegate, politics or entertainment, Prince Phillip, she's learned to cope, the insurrection failed, the presidency, the scarecrow, the tin man, the wizard, The Wizard of Oz, Trump as dictator would let China become the world's biggest power
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Gutters Are For Bowling
The television advertisement for Leaf Filter drives me batty. They tell me that they can install over your gutters and keep leaves and other debris out of the gutters. But to me, gutters aren’t a part of the house. They … Continue reading
Posted in Geography, Humour, Language
Tagged advertisement, boroughs, Boston, Boston accent, Boston accent is missing in Cheers, cheers, Chicago, eavestroughs, Frasier, Friends, gutters, gutters only exist in bowling, in jokes, Leaf Filter, Married With Children, NCIS, New York, Staten Island, stereotypes
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Pluto Got Demoted – Could Neptune Be Next?
I’ve been wracking my mind, trying to figure out a way to demote Neptune from being a planet. Size doesn’t work because if we demote Neptune, we demote all the rocky planets, including Earth. Demoting Neptune for being gaseous doesn’t … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Science
Tagged demoting a planet, Earth, English pun, gas giants, Jupiter, mnemonic, Neptune, Pluto, rear end of the solar system, rocky planets, solar system, Sun, the Great Dark Spot, Uranus
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It’s Almost as if the Ontario Lottery and Gaming Corporation Wants Us to Lose
For the purposes of this article, I am going to assume when picking numbers for a lottery ticket, those possible values are between 1 and 49 because that’s how it was for Lotto 649. In its latest ads, OLG has … Continue reading
Posted in Mathematics, Sports, Wee Bit O' Humour
Tagged $100 000 prize, 8 milestone birthdays from 1 to 49, about 25 players on hockey or football or baseball or soccer team, baseball, basketball, big win, blackjack dealer, casino, Encore, football, hockey, jersey numbers, Lotto 649, milestone birthdays, most live babies in one batch for a human is 8, Mr. Encore, Octomom, OLG, plinko, soccer, the big wheel, The Ontario Lottery and Gaming Corporation, the Price is Right, triplets
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Red, White and Chartreuse
I hear Americans saying the red, white and blue all the time as if it is obvious to what they are referring to. They are referring to their flag but to non Americans it is not obvious what they mean. … Continue reading
Posted in Fashion, Geography, Humour, Politics
Tagged Amercicans, Australia, Britain, burgundy, Burgundy went in and out of fashion, Canada, chartreuse, countries, exotic colours go in and out of fashion, flags, France, Japan, LGBTQ+, New Zealand, primary colours, purple dye used to be very expensive, rainbow flag, rainbow flag not a rainbow, same coloured flags, secondary colours, security council, spectrum, stars and stripes, Union Jack, United Kingdom, USA
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It’s Soccer Club!
Soccer has made a comeback in North America. But you wouldn’t know that by the names. Toronto F. C. is the local team here in my part of North America. F. C. stands for football club. This Eurotrash attempt to … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Language, Sports
Tagged Argos, Brexiting Eurotrash, cowboys, Europe, Eurotrash, F. C. Dallas, F. C. stands for football club, football, Giants, Jets, Manchester S. C., Manchester United, New York City F. C., North America, North American English, soccer, Toronto F. C.
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Yellow Teeth
It’s really hard to avoid getting yellowish teeth. Many things can turn your teeth yellow. There are the obvious culprits like drinking coffee and tea. Even herbal teas can turn your teeth yellow. Smoking cigarettes or marijuana can play this … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Science, Social Science
Tagged aging, bleaching, bleaching teeth is a billion dollar industry, coffee and tea, culture idolizes youth, drinking establishments, lottery tickets, make sure young stars have yellow teeth, many things cause yellow teeth, prizing yellow teeth, renting a car, scratch and wins, smoking cigarettes and marijuana, wear, white and red wine, whitening, yellow teeth, yellowing agents, young people could pay for yellowing their teeth, youth want to be of age
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Red Liquid
Recently I saw something so shocking, so surprising, so mortifying that I’m not even sure if I have healed to this very day. But I will try to get this out to the rest of the public to see what … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Social Science, Sports
Tagged blood, blue blood, blue liquid, blue maple leafs are a crime against nature, girls in puberty, if you take the red out of canada's flag all you have is the surrender flag, men don't need tampons?, mothers, prepubescent girls, princess, queen, red liquid, red wine, royalty, sloshed, tampon commercials, tampons, Toronto Maple Leafs
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Best Posts of 2020
For the larger part of the year I did comic book posts mixed with my ordinary posts. If I had to do it again I would. Not because they got more views. Indeed they got less views. It’s because I … Continue reading
Posted in Humour
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Squirrelly
The definition of squirrelly has long been odd, eccentric, crazed or jumpy. This of course is due to the squirrel’s behaviour. They jump at every slight movement of something else. Yet, still they keep up all the things they do, … Continue reading
Posted in Science, Social Science, Wee Bit O' Humour
Tagged 25% of caches might be raided, 3 000 caches, battery, beryllium, burning Hindenburg, crazed, favourite berry, feat of memory, floating balloon, giant cache would be raided, helium, hydrogen, if squirrels could talk they would be banned from casinos, jumpy, lithium, mental athletes, mnemonic, periodic table, scatter caches, squirrel, squirrel's behaviour, squirrelly, storing food for winter, the memory palace
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