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Author Archives: Larry Russwurm
What Can I Say About Reverse Skating?
To my mind, my namesake, science fiction writer Larry Niven, is the king of science fiction ideas. Not only are some of his ideas great, but he has a large amount of them. In the short story, “What Can You … Continue reading
Posted in Science Fiction, Wee Bit O' Humour, Writing
Tagged AI robots, dangerous business, double the blade tracks, humans are too fragile, ideas, interesting conjectures, Larry Niven, new sports injury that doesn't displace humans, no slippage might injure the suit of armour skater, perpendicular blades so you can stop, reverse skating, science fiction, strap blocks of ice to feet and skate on blade tracks, suit of armor, suit of ice, suit of segmented ice, the king of science fiction ideas, turns and jumps, What Can You Say About Chocolate Covered Manholes?
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On Singing Like Stevie Nicks
Stevie Nicks is probably the biggest talent that Fleetwood Mac is known for. As well as penning and singing many hits for Fleetwood Mac, she was, to my mind, the one with the most successful solo career. She is also … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Music
Tagged baa, bleat like a sheep, carry a tune, copyright holders, Don Henley, enunciating words, Fleetwood Mac, Greta van Fleet, Kenny Logins, keyboard, Leather and Lace, Led Zeppelin, making a sheep a good singer, mechanical mouth and tongue and teeth and lips, queen, sampler, Stevie Nicks, Struts, vibrato
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The Prison
Let’s follow the academic career of a typical scientist to see just exactly where they are coming from. First up is elementary school where the scientist-to-be has a slightly better math aptitude. It is also possible for her to be … Continue reading
Posted in Science, Social Science, Wee Bit O' Humour
Tagged academic carreer of a scientist, electives, elementary school, high school, junior high, logic aptitude, Master's, math aptitude, Ph.D., prerequisites, prison of own making, professor, research grants, science is curosity driven, scientist, stockholm syndrome, tenure, University
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Fave Posts of 2018
Some think that this Boxing Week post is the lamest of the year. There are no jokes – I just list some of my favourite posts of the last year for your curiosity. But some might appreciate these posts. If … Continue reading
Oh, the Irony of Parties in Canada
The first irony is that a party means a group that gets along. It’s almost completely ironic that only one person (the leader) has any say in this group. Oh they pretend equality every once in a while by having … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Politics
Tagged Charles Dickens, conservative, debtor's prison, fiscal conservatisim, green our wallets, Green Party, green the environment, House of Commons, irony, Justin Trudeau, leader, liberal, Liberals, most campaign contributions, NDP is old, New Democratic Party, party, political party, Progressive Conservative, Regressive Conservative, rich buddies, social programs, Trudeau the elder
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Don’t Grinch or Scrooge This Post
How many times have we heard it? Someone is acting non Christmassy and so we label them a grinch. Or someone is cheap with the amount of money spent on gifts so someone calls them a scrooge. Who would argue … Continue reading
Mis’er
Kammarina was despondent about working at the White House as a cleaner. She had asked her employers for a better contract but none were available since it was a given that you start at the bottom. She was descended from … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Language, Politics
Tagged "You're fired" catch phrase, cleaner might not have to speak with president, Donald Trump, English, honourifics, indigenous group, Melania Trump, president, President 'rump, South America, unable to make the 't' sound around Trump, White House, Women don't want Trump to grab them by the p**sy, working for Trump
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Maybe We Should Conscript Tomboys
Ever since the entrance of females in the military, most of the developed world has avoided the thorny question of ‘to conscript or not to conscript.’ Quite simply if we conscript every able bodied young person then the home front … Continue reading
Posted in History, Politics, Social Science
Tagged baby boom to get out of war, conscript men but only vounteer women allowed in a war?, conscription, conscription hasn't happened since women have been allowed in the military, feminism, girly boys, girly girls, home making, homefront, homophobia, if a couple is raising a baby should this make them exempt from conscription, men 18-40 used to be conscripted, military, should girly men stay at home?, should we conscript feminists?, some would enjoy seeing feminists in a war against their will, thank you unlisted women for making our leaders scared to conscript, thorny issue, tomboys
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‘rump Roast
We are in dire need of another Donald Trump roast. Since 2012 we have learned so much more about the Donald now that this update must be done and soon. First of all we would have no problem getting comedians. … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Politics, Stage and Screen
Tagged 'rump, 'rump will try to out yell the roasters, comedians, Donny boy, empathy, equal rights, fairness, honesty, LGBTQ community, Nobel Prize, rights of females, roast, sarcasm orange headed troll doll, the Donald, the high Cheeto, Trump bound and gagged, tweet that the comedians are unfunny
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We Interview Some of the Ford Government’s New Appointees
LR: Fox Ford, you’ve been chosen as the province’s official chicken inspector. Is there anything you’d like to say to our readers? FF: Not really. But I’m curious. If I were to, say, reject some meat where would they dispose … Continue reading →