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Author Archives: Larry Russwurm
Why Donald Trump Must Deport Himself
In the run-up to the American election and in the election itself, Donald Trump positioned himself to be a deporter of more of the people that try to make the United States a home. But I have to call him … Continue reading
Posted in Fashion, Humour, Politics, Science Fiction
Tagged alien hair, aliens, America, deporting, deporting aliens, does Donald's hair release spores?, Donald is an orange alien, Donald Trump, Donald Trump has the mind reading skills of an alien, ET's hands were bigger than Donald's, extra terrestrial aliens, If the Donald is called home he will deport all extra terrestrial aliens, mind reading, NDP, New Democratic Party, orange hair, orange skin, Republican, Rosie O'Donnell, the Canadian left, Trump University
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Dear Donald Trump
You have won the election and now there are even signals that you won’t pull out of climate deals. I write this to try to make sure you do help the climate. Firstly, science is not a buffet. You’re not … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Politics, Science
Tagged climate science, Donald Trump, Donald Trump could live to the age of 200, Donald Trump might live to the time that is his grandchildren's heyday, drugs might help extend life, even 60 year olds might clinically show an extended life by drugs, extending life, good doctors can help extend life, ibuprofen, Metformin, rapamycin, Science, science features rigorous vetting, science is not a buffet, the Apprentice show
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It’s Official – Electric, Hydrogen or Both Types of Car Will Be Viable in 5 to 10 Years
By viable, I mean that new technology cars will be able to compete with our present vehicles in every way. I am confident that charging ports and hydrogen stations will be brought into regular service in many places. And why … Continue reading
Posted in Business, Wee Bit O' Humour, Wry
Tagged batteries in electrics last only 5 to 10 years, capitalism thrives on waste, electric cars, good cars will be scrapped in the name of environmentalism, hydrogen cars, rocket fuel is hydrogen, saving the environment by going through more cars, today's cars last 10 to 15 years, viable technologies in 5 to 10 years, who wants to drive around an old hydrogen car?
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How India Could Field the Next Olympic Gold Medal Winning Ice Hockey Team
This is intended as a guide to how India can become the best country in the world at the sport of ice hockey. Firstly, India must struggle through the lower tiers of hockey since they would be just a beginner … Continue reading
Posted in Fashion, Geography, Humour, Sports
Tagged call center, computer programming, gold medal Olympic champions of hockey, higher tiers of hockey, hockey check, how to blow nose with long fingernails, how to eat with long fingernails, how to wipe butt with long fingernails, Ice Hockey, India, lethal hockey hit, lower tiers of hockey, playmaking, puck hog, rich parents, skating, soon the rich countries will field a team with super long fingernails, stickhandling, Taj Mahal, twenty-five foot long fingernails, worry about being enveloped by fingernails
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Change of Heart
Posted in Cartoon, Geography, Humour, Politics
Tagged Alternative vote - Boo!, Cap'n Canada, don't change your mind about electoral reform, First Past the Post - Boo!, Jacques O' Christmas Tree, Justin Trudeau, Justin Trudeau being self centred, Justin Trudeau quit his geography program, Justintrudeauia, proportional representation - Yeah!
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Justin Trudeau: Stephen Harper’s Enforcer
The boxing match between Justin Trudeau was officially for charity. It seems now in our time to represent the moment that Justin Trudeau became the enforcer for former Conservative leader, Stephen Harper. We all know that Trudeau won. Now, Justin … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Politics
Tagged Bill C-51 does away with most of the Charter of Rights and Freedoms, boxing match to become Harper's enforcer, charity boxing match, Justin Trudeau, Justin Trudeau can see himself as the " 'most progressive leader", Justin Trudeau is an almost progressive leader, Justin Trudeau still hasn't changed Bill C-51, Justin Trudeau sure seems like Harper's enforcer, Patrick Brazeau, revoking citizenship, Stephen harper, Trudeau has revoked citizenship more easily than Harper
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Naming Animals by Sex That are Closest to Us
In English it seems that all the types of farm animals are named, like boar and sow, cow and bull, hen and rooster, goose and gander etc. But it is much more shocking when we look at the animals we … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Language, Pets
Tagged bitch, boar, bull, cat lovers, cat lovers have won the war of names, cow, dog, English, Gander, goose, has the male dog not yet earned a name?, hen, pick a name dog lovers, queen tom, rooster, sow
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Don’t Cry for Venice
Well you can cry for Venice if you are a citizen of that fine city and it is completely submerged in a few years. But I, as a mere tourist with nothing of import in Venice, will not cry. Because … Continue reading
Posted in Geography, Science
Tagged any port city will become a Venice, Big Ben, Eiffel Tower, global warming will make sea levels rise, gondola ride in Manhattan, Las Vegas with its stunted Eiffel tower sucks, lets copy landmarks in our own continents, make tourism more competitive, New Orleans, there might be a Venice within bussing distance, thousands of Venices, Venice, Venice is sinking
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