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Category Archives: Humour
The Evolution of Walking the Plank
Pirates liked making their captured enemies walk the plank. That is they would nail a plank to the edge of the ship much like a diving board. Then they would tie the enemy up so they couldn’t move anything except … Continue reading
Posted in History, Humour, Sports
Tagged bound victims, can't swim because they are bound, competitive diving stopped piracy, diving board, drowning, mind games, one victim explains they will see much better dives if they don't bind victims, perfect dive allows pirates to let go of victim, pirates, police actions didn't stop piracy, quality of dives, ships, torture, walking the plank, where piracy exists there is no competitive diving
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LRT Collisions
There are things that no one ever tells you about LRT or light rail transit until you get it in your city. My twin cities of Kitchener-Waterloo are rather small so there are only 14 vehicles or trains. There have … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Politics
Tagged 10 car accidents so far, all the trains may have problems with structural integrity, by years end all trains should have been hit, car costs $30 000, cars, damage to trains is usually the cost of a car, Ion, Kitchener, Light Rail Transit, LRT, LRT vehicle costs almost $7 000 000, only 14 trains, structural integrity is important to a vehicle, Waterloo, we just can't have nice things
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The Butterfly Effect
The butterfly effect is a chaos theory example of how small differences in initial conditions can cause a hugely different outcome much later in some systems. One influential paper is called: Does the Flap of a Butterfly’s Wings in Brazil … Continue reading
Posted in Geography, Humour, Mathematics, Science
Tagged butterflies, Carrington Event, coronal mass ejection, Earth, exterminate butterflies and moths to stop all tornadoes, flap of wings, great red spot, Jupiter, Mike Brotherton, Mothra, Mothra has a wingspan of 250 meters, moths, Star Dragon, stars have weather, the butterfly effect, tornadoes, widespread blackouts
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Why Artists Seem to Love the San Andreas Fault
It must have begun with some of the earliest plays out California way. Actors and other artists know it is their bread and butter to cause some reaction in people. So after the earthquake/play they were delighted to hear the … Continue reading
Posted in Geography, Humour, Music, Stage and Screen
Tagged actors, artists, California, earth shaking, earth shatterings, earthquake, evacuate the building, fault, Hollywood, Los Angeles, moving performance, moving picture, musicians, nuclear weapon, San Andreas Fault, shake as far as Las Vegas, shook me to my core, stirred something, Superman Movie
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Making Insects Into Spiders
Let’s say someone mocks you for calling spiders insects. There is only one way out of this (that is if you rule out killing the mocker – which usually isn’t done in polite society). That way out is somehow making … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Language, Pseudo Science, Science
Tagged ants could also enslave caterpillars, ants could do most of these things, arachnid, butterflies, caterpillars, chemistry, cocoon, eight legs, glue, insect, insects and spiders are all bugs, insects have two compound eyes. caterpillars of moths and butterflies can spin string material, leaf cutter ants, maybe sophicticated insects can move their antenna, moths, polite society, six legs, solvent, spider, spiders have eight eyes, two lame legs
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I Want to Be a Superior Being
A lot of the people that try to be superior beings do not have simple, step-by-step, actionable plans to get there. I on the other hand, do. Ontario is my Canadian province that I live in. It is the Great … Continue reading
Posted in Geography, Humour, Language
Tagged do superior beings meditate and seek wisdom?, Great Lake province, Huron and Michigan are at the same elevation and thus are the same lake, Huron-Michigan is the largest fresh water lake in the world, Lake Erie, Lake Huron, Lake Huron-Michigan, Lake Michigan, Lake Ontario, Lake Superior, march on government of Ontario to change name to Superior, Michigan, Ontario, Superior, superior beings, the great lakes, the US doesn't have a great lake that is fully enclosed by its borders
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A Few Thoughts
A good guy with a gun is the answer to a bad guy with a gun. I believe we will be surprised at just how often this is the case, when each school has a good guy with a gun. … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Music, Politics
Tagged 5 accidents with LRT in a month, bad guy with a gun, bassist, country band, drummer, elephant trumpeting, for proof - stop shooting, good guy with a gun, guitarist, gun, keyboard/pedal steel guitar, lead guitar/banjo, light and airy jingle sound, lion roaring, LRT light rail transit, rock band core is same in rock and country, school protector, sharp shooting trickster gets to write history, shool protectees, singer, ukelele/mandolin, violin/fiddle, Waterloo Region, we need a foghorn
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