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Category Archives: Humour
Opposites Attract
I was on the subway, midday, so it wasn’t that crowded. Which I thought was good because I could be anti social and interact with my foldable phone. I did hear the steps that walked up and sat heavily across … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Science, Sports
Tagged boxer, crime fighting for profit, criminals, doctor, foldable phone, guns, jailers, judges, mask, one-plastic-surgeon town, plastic surgeon, plastic surgery, police scanner, rhinoplasty, subway
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Strange as Fiction
Everyone who has seen the movie Alien or any of its sequels knows and remembers the chest bursting scenes. But did you know that this scene isn’t as original as it seems on the surface. That there were a few … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Science Fiction, Sports, Stage and Screen
Tagged alien, baby kick, chest bursting, doctors, Earth, endopiercing, fetus, football kickers, horror, horses, jockeys, kickboxer, killed mothers kidneys, martial artists, pregnant women, ribbed walls, soft walls, stomach bursting, womb
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Welcome, From Your Prescient Blog Site
This blog hasn’t always had prescience. In fact I’ve never noticed any signs it could predict the future until a few days ago. And it is only one post out of hundreds that is prescient. But the prescience in the … Continue reading
Posted in Geography, Humour, Science
Tagged 3 letter trees, ashes, Detroit, Detroit river, don't prune oaks in spring, dutch elm disease, elms, oak wilt, oaks, Ontario, pattern recognition skills, predicting the future, prescience is good for a science fiction writer, prescient, the emerald ash borer, the United States, trees that start with a vowel
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On Singing Like Stevie Nicks
Stevie Nicks is probably the biggest talent that Fleetwood Mac is known for. As well as penning and singing many hits for Fleetwood Mac, she was, to my mind, the one with the most successful solo career. She is also … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Music
Tagged baa, bleat like a sheep, carry a tune, copyright holders, Don Henley, enunciating words, Fleetwood Mac, Greta van Fleet, Kenny Logins, keyboard, Leather and Lace, Led Zeppelin, making a sheep a good singer, mechanical mouth and tongue and teeth and lips, queen, sampler, Stevie Nicks, Struts, vibrato
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We Interview Some of the Ford Government’s New Appointees
LR: Fox Ford, you’ve been chosen as the province’s official chicken inspector. Is there anything you’d like to say to our readers? FF: Not really. But I’m curious. If I were to, say, reject some meat where would they dispose … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Politics
Tagged Canada, chicken inspector, crack and the Ford family, double negative is positive, Doug Ford, drowning in a suit, Fox Ford, GM and Chrysler on decline, inspecting chicken farms for freshness, manufacturing and industry, no comment, Ontario, pointy face, pot czar, pot shortages, red hair, rejected meat, someone in government asked their dealer how big the pot market is, triple negative is negative, will Ford Nation be realized?, Yes man
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Fave Posts of 2018
Some think that this Boxing Week post is the lamest of the year. There are no jokes – I just list some of my favourite posts of the last year for your curiosity. But some might appreciate these posts. If … Continue reading
Oh, the Irony of Parties in Canada
The first irony is that a party means a group that gets along. It’s almost completely ironic that only one person (the leader) has any say in this group. Oh they pretend equality every once in a while by having … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Politics
Tagged Charles Dickens, conservative, debtor's prison, fiscal conservatisim, green our wallets, Green Party, green the environment, House of Commons, irony, Justin Trudeau, leader, liberal, Liberals, most campaign contributions, NDP is old, New Democratic Party, party, political party, Progressive Conservative, Regressive Conservative, rich buddies, social programs, Trudeau the elder
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Blinking To My Own Beat
The other day I was distracted watching a news broadcast when the interviewing reporter seemed to blink erratically. I came out of my suspension of disbelief (something a non-fiction consumer of news needs to have these days), and thought of … Continue reading →