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Category Archives: Humour
The Trillion Dollar Family
Let’s start out with the definition of a million dollar family. This is said to be composed of a family with a mother and father that has a mini-me for each sex. I.e. there is a mother, father, daughter and … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Language, Mathematics, Science, Social Science
Tagged 2 million dollar family, 20 billion dollar family, 25% occurrence of two mini-mes in gay or lesbian family, efficiency, gay, heterosexual, identical twins, lesbian, million dollar family, million dollar family has a 50% occurrence in 2 child families, mini-me, single birth, single fertilized egg that split, transgender, trillion dollar family, twins, two billion dollar family
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Giv’ ‘er Should Be the Title of the New Imagine Dragons Album
I’m just going to list the titles off the album “Evolve” and put them in a particular order with little but some explanation: Believer Thunder Mouth of the River Start Over Whatever it Takes Yesterday Walking the Wire (contains e … Continue reading
Malka
I just recently figured what “Imma” means. It means “I am going to”. Just look at it. It’s not a proper contraction because there are no apostrophes (and wouldn’t it have to use 3 apostrophes?) and its not a proper … Continue reading
The Warmth Stealers
You might find it oddly satisfying when you get a cat to sit on your lap and it starts purring. Ostensibly you think it is because the cat trusts you and loves to get full body massages. But that is … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Pets
Tagged baseboard heaters, cat has 3 reasons for sitting on a human's lap, cats, favourite spot is no good with cats, full body massages, hot lights, lap, mostly cats steal warmth in the colder months, my method to get your favourite spot back, purring, trust, warmth stealing, when humans get up from an insulated and comfy spot then cats will take this unguarded warmth
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If a Critic Critiqued Science Papers as a Whole
My suspension of disbelief is thrown off almost immediately with these science papers. They exist in such exotic locales. For example these tall tales exist in: 1)Volcano caves buried under miles of ice on Antarctica, 2) Old mines, many miles … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Science, Writing
Tagged 27 kilometer ring, build to the climax, critic, critique, exotic locales, first person, info dumps, miles below the Earth's surface, motivation, New York City, observatory, publishing offices, replication of science papers, Roger Zalazny, science papers, show don't tell, space, suspension of disbelief, tallest mountain, The Chronicles of Amber, the rain forest, unreliable narrator, volcanic caves under the ice, writing style
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The Web that Spiderman Weaves
Marvel comics swears that Spiderman’s webs dissolve which is why there are not crews to clean up Spiderman’s webslingings all over the city. But that is a simple answer for what I fear is a more complex problem. Let’s examine … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Stage and Screen, Writing
Tagged 100 foot length of silk for each Spiderman swing, eight hours, huge amount of silk left from one patrol, knife can't cut through Spiderman's silk, Marvel, silk, silk could block building entrances, silk is very sticky, spider silk, Spiderman, Spiderman's silk dissolves, stick toddler's mouths shut, street cleaner would get gummed up, trap kids who tried to imitate Spiderman, web, webbing must last eight hours, would ruin cars
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Television Dreams
I grew up outside of Elmira, Ontario an area known for its old order mennonites. Old order mennonites are much like the Amish and reject 20th and 21st century technology. They get around by horse and buggy, have no electricity … Continue reading
Posted in Fashion, Humour, Religion, Stage and Screen
Tagged a straw hat, Amish, answering machines, dark trousers, farm work, flower print dresses twin braids, Happy Days, horse and buggy, Laura Ingalls, Little House on the Prairie, live like its the 1800s, Mennonites, Old Order Mennonites, old order mennonites are gone from school after grade 8, suspenders, suspension of disbelief, telephone, television, the Fonz, toys and games from the 1800s, video arcades
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Title Mining is Strong in Imagine Dragons
For their first album I wrote a post to show how every Imagine Dragons song on their first album had a title that had been used earlier. As a control, I compared it with a Kate Bush CD which also … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Music, Writing
Tagged American Authors, Are Imagine Dragons title mining, Artists gave up on unique song titles many years ago, Believer, Bruce Springsteen, Dancing in the Dark, Evolve, gold, I Bet My Life, Imagine Dragon fans must love title mining, Imagine Dragons, jinx, Kate Bush, lost the pro title mining crowd, most album names are unique, Mouth of the River, Night Visions, Parachute Club, Rise Up, Sampson!, Shots, Smoke + Mirrors, sophomore, the Beatles, Thunder, title mining, Walking the Wire, Yesterday
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