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Category Archives: Humour
Naming Animals by Sex That are Closest to Us
In English it seems that all the types of farm animals are named, like boar and sow, cow and bull, hen and rooster, goose and gander etc. But it is much more shocking when we look at the animals we … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Language, Pets
Tagged bitch, boar, bull, cat lovers, cat lovers have won the war of names, cow, dog, English, Gander, goose, has the male dog not yet earned a name?, hen, pick a name dog lovers, queen tom, rooster, sow
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The Knights of the Square Tables
I see what you were doing there, King Arthur. Putting your knights at a round table so there is no special or more important position. What a political lesson that was, making all your knights feel equal. But I have … Continue reading
Posted in Fashion, History, Humour, Politics
Tagged array of square tables, can promote or demote to keep multiples of four, equality, King Arthur, King in the centre table, knights of the round table, knights of the square tables, most important knights at centre table, multiples of four, the king should see his favourites
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Embracing My Inner T-Rex
Over the last week I’ve tried to embrace my inner T-Rex. Try as I might, I just could not imagine that mighty tail properly. If humanity even had a slight tail I might have had some success. So my only … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Science
Tagged a T-Rex could dance lazily, boxing, dog paddle, embracing your inner T-Rex, Indian dance where you screw in the light bulb, mighty tail, no flag signaling for T-Rex, Predator, puny arms, sonic booms, t-rex, T-rex could crush prey with its awesome bunny hops, T-Rex could do an awesome bunny hop, T-Rex could kill with its bite, T-Rex is a lousy boxer, T-Rex might be able to learn American sign language, The Swim, thunder lizards, tyrannosaurus rex
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I Have the Wishy Washiest Cat in the World
My cat, Bast, goes “Meow,” then “Mow,” then “Mrow,” then “Purr,” to cement the title of the wishy washiest cat in the world. Just kidding. It’s a little more involved than that. I have just started studying Desmond Morris’ “Catwatching”, … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Language, Pets
Tagged a cat twitches its tail for balance, Bast, Bast twitches her tail to the beat, cats, Catwatching, Coldplay, Desmond Morris, Hello Goodbye, indecisiveness of Hello, my cat twitches her tail all day long, rate of twitching, the Beatles, The Scientist, twitching a tail means indecisiveness, what a cat twitching its tail means, wishy washy
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Family Feud Super Families
It just occurred to me that perhaps the ultimate Family Feud battle could involve the Sharp family. Indeed I would probably bet on this name of family until either they lost or they ended up in a duel with the … Continue reading
Tom Cochrane in Inappropriate Places
There is a country music festival (the CMT Music Fest) in my city this evening. Tom Cochrane with longtime band mates Red Rider appear as what could only be described as a Sesame Street bit along the lines of One … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Music
Tagged Blue Rodeo, Boy Inside the Man, Canadian acts, canadian content, CMT Music Fest, country music, Jim Cuddy, Justin Beiber, Life is a Highway, national anthem flubs, One of These Things is Not Like the Others, Q107, Red Rider, rock music, Serena Ryder, Sesame Street, Tom Cochrane, Tom Cochrane and Red Rider, Wavin' Flag, Young Artists for Haiti
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I Come From a Long Line of Sons
When Quebec was being settled along the beautiful St. Lawrence River it was thought to be a shame to deny settlers the serenity of the might river. So the farms that were built were long farms, all with a small … Continue reading
Posted in Geography, History, Humour, Mathematics
Tagged "I come from a long line of sons", a farm became so thin that a weed whacker could harvest the field, basketball line markings, early Quebec seemed like an egalitarian society, families that went to sons had to splite the homestead, farms became thin enough it only took one pass of the tractor, farms became thin enought that they were part time money makers, Max Lecoutier has the thinnest farm, nice view, Quebec, skinnier farms were the result, St. Lawrence River
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Greetings From the Left End of Toronto
It’s angered me at least three times this year that Kitchener-Waterloo, Cambridge, Guelph and Brantford have all been included in maps that were said to represent the Greater Toronto Area (GTA). I have always felt that these cities were just … Continue reading
Posted in Business, Geography, Humour, Politics, Social Science
Tagged Blackberry, Brantford, Cambridge, Central Park, GTA, GTA has 6 million people, Guelph, Hamilton, Kitchener, left end, left end of Toronto, maps showing the cities west of Toronto as part of the GTA, Mississauga, New York, Oracle, Silicon Valley, the Green Belt, the left end of Toronto has shy of a million people, Toronto, Waterloo
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Canada: Cheated Into Conserving in the Seventies
If you think the conservation nazis are tough these days, you must admit that they are at least trying to be honest. Previously they got their way by cheating the public in 1970s Canada. You probably have not heard even … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Mathematics, Social Science
Tagged 20 degrees Celsius, 70 degrees Fahrenheit, air conditioning, air conditioning destroyed the conservation gains, Canada, conservation, conservation conspiracy, conservation nazis, ecopigs, heating, massive conservation effort in seventies - lowering heating by 1 degree Celsius, math phobes, rampant consumerism, room temperature, room temperature should be 21 degrees Celsius, the 1970s, the metric system
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