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Category Archives: Humour
It’s All Nerd Culture, Beeches!
I’m tempted to say the Guinness book of World Records or any compilations of “ests” (as opposed to “ers”) is almost completely filled by nerd culture. But then I remember all the accidents of birth like the Grand Canyon and … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Science Fiction, Sports
Tagged accidents of birth, atomic bomb, biggest canyon, bionic league of athletics, bionics, bipedal robots, chemical bombs, deepest dive, ests, fastest man alive, ghetto of normal athletics, Grand Canyon, Guinness Book of World Records, highest a human has gotten is the moon, how many records are nerd dependent?, hydrogen bomb, James Cameron, mountain climbing, mushroom cloud, nerd adverse athletes, nerd culture records, nerd records, prosthetics, sports records, steroid league of athletics, steroids, the moon mission, Usain Bolt
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Possible Names for NHL Canadian Expansion Teams
Most Canadians are aware that Gary Bettman, the NHL commisioner is mostly against expansion into new Canadian markets. But I think I have a way to entice him. All we have to do is come up with wonderful names for … Continue reading
Posted in Geography, Humour, Sports
Tagged Big Dekes, Canada, expansion teams, Gary Bettman, Halifax, Hamilton, Hamilton Body Checkers, hockey, Hookers, Kitchener, Kitchener Five Holes, Les Phoque, London, London Little Dekes, Montreal, NHL, Nordiques, Quebec City, Toronto, Toronto Maple Leafs, Toronto Puckers, Winnipeg
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Football Creep
The Super Bowl is tomorrow so of course this post mentions something about that. But it will be later in the post. For now let’s discuss that other “football”. In another word, I mean soccer. Major League Soccer is the … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Sports
Tagged American football, bowling, Britain, Canadian football, Europe, football, football club, K-W United FC, Major League Soccer, Manchester United, most sports will have bowling in the title, North America, Rose Bowl, soccer, Super Bowl, superbowling, Toronto FC, two pointed ball
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Just How Mutated Were Cinderella’s Feet?
For the sake of argument, lets assume that Cinderella’s feet looked like those of a normal young woman. If that is the case, the only way her foot would be different than the other subjects of her country would be … Continue reading
Posted in Fashion, History, Humour, Writing
Tagged an extra toe could have gotten Cinderella burned alive, bunions, Cinderella, Cinderella's feet, corns, correlation between foot size and height, could Cinderella have been very tall or very short, dancing and smiling are easy with orthotics, legal limits to even step sister cruelty, orthotics, pimples, the glass slipper, the prince, warts
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Let’s Chuck the Royal Family
When Queen Elizabeth II passes on the role of being our head of government to her son, Prince Charles, that would be an excellent time for Canada to depose the royal family of Britain from being the titular head of … Continue reading
Posted in Cartoon, Humour, Politics, Social Science
Tagged Brewster's Millions situation, can get rid of the royals without a war, chuck the royal family, cultural mosaic, extra money for charities, jobs held open, lottery to determine the king or queen, Prince Charles, Queen Elizabeth II, ribbon cuttings for cash, the British royal family, the royal family, titular head of government, twenty members of royalty
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Predator Versus …
A predator sitting up in bed and sweating with fear says “I couldn’t see anything! I just felt that breath on my skin and I’d run again! Then it let out that blood curdling ‘Oink, oink!’”
Posted in Cartoon, Humour, Science Fiction, Stage and Screen
Tagged invisibility, mud, oink., pig in mud, pigs, Predator, sweating with fear
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Eleventh Hour Evidence – and Santa
The five high Arctic nations are currently trying to divvy up the Arctic Ocean amongst themselves. These countries are Canada, Russia, the USA, Denmark (they own Greenland) and Norway. Here is an article showing Denmark’s latest gambit to claim seabed … Continue reading
Parkway
1st Panel: What politicians probably mean by calling expressways parkways… Shown: lone car driving quickly through nature. 2nd Panel: What regular users think parkway means… Shown: backed up expressway with lots of honking and one thought balloon going to one … Continue reading