Category Archives: Humour

Suspicious White Powder Found in Mailing From Prime Minister

Posted on 4 April 2015 by Larry Russwurm

Ann N. Maus, just an ordinary citizen from Regina, was shocked yesterday to find a mysterious white substance inside the envelope that had been mailed to her from the prime minister. As an ordinary citizen she unsuspectingly got the powder … Continue reading →

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The Patron Saint of Alberta

Posted on 28 March 2015 by Larry Russwurm

It will come as no surprise to Canadians that St. Albert is the patron saint of the province of Alberta. And today, March 28, is his official yet unofficial day of celebration. Some of you may know the story, about … Continue reading →

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Very Undercover

Posted on 21 March 2015 by Larry Russwurm

I think half the reason for the hippy movement’s success in the late ’60s and early ’70s was the fact that the police had a hard time infiltrating amongst long haired males. Eventually the police caught on and brought women … Continue reading →

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It’s All Nerd Culture, Beeches!

Posted on 14 March 2015 by Larry Russwurm

I’m tempted to say the Guinness book of World Records or any compilations of “ests” (as opposed to “ers”) is almost completely filled by nerd culture. But then I remember all the accidents of birth like the Grand Canyon and … Continue reading →

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Possible Names for NHL Canadian Expansion Teams

Posted on 14 February 2015 by Larry Russwurm

Most Canadians are aware that Gary Bettman, the NHL commisioner is mostly against expansion into new Canadian markets. But I think I have a way to entice him. All we have to do is come up with wonderful names for … Continue reading →

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Football Creep

Posted on 31 January 2015 by Larry Russwurm

The Super Bowl is tomorrow so of course this post mentions something about that. But it will be later in the post. For now let’s discuss that other “football”. In another word, I mean soccer. Major League Soccer is the … Continue reading →

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Just How Mutated Were Cinderella’s Feet?

Posted on 24 January 2015 by Larry Russwurm

For the sake of argument, lets assume that Cinderella’s feet looked like those of a normal young woman. If that is the case, the only way her foot would be different than the other subjects of her country would be … Continue reading →

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Let’s Chuck the Royal Family

Posted on 17 January 2015 by Larry Russwurm

When Queen Elizabeth II passes on the role of being our head of government to her son, Prince Charles, that would be an excellent time for Canada to depose the royal family of Britain from being the titular head of … Continue reading →

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What Happens in Vegas …

Posted on 10 January 2015 by Larry Russwurm

We’ve all heard the marketing line about Vegas that only grows through the years. What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. And I say of course it does. Because the casinos there ply you with free alcohol. Maybe I can’t … Continue reading →

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Predator Versus …

Posted on 3 January 2015 by Larry Russwurm

A predator sitting up in bed and sweating with fear says “I couldn’t see anything! I just felt that breath on my skin and I’d run again! Then it let out that blood curdling ‘Oink, oink!’”

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