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Category Archives: Stage and Screen
Reffing a Movie
A tall man in a suit was trying to get into a the movie theatre ahead of me. He had a coupon and was insisting it had no expiry date on it. Nevertheless, the ticket counter staff wouldn’t accept it. … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Sports, Stage and Screen
Tagged action scene, ally, elbowing, enemy, fighting, goal, holding, interference, love scene, main character, previews, referee. movie, roughing, theatre, too appropriate, too many men on the ice, whistle
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The Vilest Thing You Can Say On American Television
Last week, Jamie Dornan was on the Ellen show. They showed pictures of him, maybe at home in Ireland? He was in shorts and went into the water of the ocean. They said this was around Christmas. So presumably the … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Politics, Stage and Screen
Tagged America, bleeped, classy, Halle Berry, Imperial system, Ireland, Jamie Dornan, metric system, metric units are the vilest things you can say on American TV, near Christmas, the Ellen Show, the Ellen show is taped, the F word, the FCC, the ocean, zero degrees Celsius
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Minority Marketing
Now that ads increasingly have minorities in them, marketers are taking advantage of some of the qualities that these minorities bring. Those ads for teeth whitening products now almost exclusively include those with darker skin. Why do these companies do … Continue reading
Posted in Business, Stage and Screen, Wee Bit O' Humour
Tagged ads, dark skin, drag queen, even men can be satisfied by our burger, glow in the dark, limo ad, marketers, marketing, minorities, primordial dwarves, primordial dwarves have very high voices, primordial dwarves' voices give them away, same proportions as an average sized human, small women, teeth whitening
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Fun With the Fine Arts
The fine arts are fun. Ask anybody (except those who bleed, perspire or cry for their art!). Just look at some of the words used to describe the fine arts. We’ll start off with music. Music is fun! Just look … Continue reading
Posted in Art, Humour, Music, Stage and Screen, Writing
Tagged action, all doctors and lawyers can be boring, Art, comedy, fun, gravitas of other disciplines being named after it, joking around, lies and fabrications, music, play, staid profession, starving artists, the fine arts, theatre cinema, visual art, writing fiction
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Frank Bombs
Lately frank bombs have been going off. You know, like the ones in the Wizard of Oz. When the scarecrow is told by the wizard that he had a brain all along, the tin man had a heart and the … Continue reading
Posted in Music, Politics, Stage and Screen, Wee Bit O' Humour, Writing
Tagged brain, bravery, Britney Spears, Canada, conservatorship, cowardly lion, crossroads, dictator, Donald Trump, Framing Britney Spears, frank bomb, free Britney, Harry and Megan, heart, Hollywood actress, insurrection, Janet Jackson, Justin Timberlake, Kim Jong Un, L. Frank Baum, Lucky, mental health, nipplegate, politics or entertainment, Prince Phillip, she's learned to cope, the insurrection failed, the presidency, the scarecrow, the tin man, the wizard, The Wizard of Oz, Trump as dictator would let China become the world's biggest power
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Our Favourite Comedians Have No Sense of Humour
Who’s your favourite standup comedian? Or sitcom comedian? Or skit comedian? Ellen Degeneres? Jerry Seinfeld? Kate McKinnon? All of them do not have a sense of humour. First of all let’s look at why. Our society likes to pride itself … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Stage and Screen
Tagged agents, Bill Cosby, Bob Newhart, Carol Burnett, deadpan delivery, Ellen Degeneres, Harvey Korman, humour, Jerry Seinfeld, John Cleese, Kate McKinnon, laugh at your own jokes is prideful and wrong, managers, Monty Python, no sense of humour, politicians never empathize with constituents, promoters, rumoured that a writer laughed himself to death, Saturday Night Live, secret writers have the sense of humour, sitcom comedian, skit comedian, society likes to pride itself on modesty, standup, standup comedian, Tim Conway, writers
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Why Artists Seem to Love the San Andreas Fault
It must have begun with some of the earliest plays out California way. Actors and other artists know it is their bread and butter to cause some reaction in people. So after the earthquake/play they were delighted to hear the … Continue reading
Posted in Geography, Humour, Music, Stage and Screen
Tagged actors, artists, California, earth shaking, earth shatterings, earthquake, evacuate the building, fault, Hollywood, Los Angeles, moving performance, moving picture, musicians, nuclear weapon, San Andreas Fault, shake as far as Las Vegas, shook me to my core, stirred something, Superman Movie
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