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Author Archives: Larry Russwurm
Don’t Scrooge the Grinch or Grinch Scrooge
The people in charge of our words look like they don’t know the story of How the Grinch Stole Christmas or The Christmas Carol. The biggest take away from these two stories is that the Grinch is now one of … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Language
Tagged A Christmas Carol, as the proto grinch with your illegal anti Christmas actions, Christmas, don't grinch or scrooge this post, early, early scrooge philosophy on life, grinch, How the Grinch Stole Christmas, miser, proto, scrooge, steal Christmas, the Grinch
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BC Has the Lowest Per Capita Marijuana Retail Sales in Canada
British Columbians have a reputation in Canada as being the biggest pot smokers in the country. This reputation was built over the last few decades at least. It was no surprise to Canadians that gold medal winning snowboarder, Ross Rebagliati … Continue reading
Posted in Business, Geography, Humour, Politics
Tagged biggest per capita market, black market, British Columbia, Canada, gold medal, marijuana, medical marijuana, Nagano Olympics, pot store, pushers, Ross Rebagliati, second hand pot smoke, smallest per capita retail sales, snowboarder, stoner, THC
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Superhero Hunt
Mother Earth had seen and “heard” what had gone on in Tail’s attempt to snag Varmint, but Tail had only ended up losing his guns. Mother Earth was very worried that this was the end of Tail. But Varmint kept … Continue reading
Posted in comics, Humour, Science Fiction, Social Science
Tagged adult male body could be Varmint, dance of death, hotwire, infrared tracking, James Bay, Moosonee, Mother Earth, Mother Earth can break into any computer in less than a second, Mother Earth follows Varmint, pepper can interfere with a scent trail, Russian, Russian drone, Russian sub, superhero, superhero hunt, supervillain, Tail, the Kremlin, the Pentagon, thirty second head start for the hunt, Varmint
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Are Superheroes Snobs?
The current Tail mobile stopped just outside of its destination of Punkeydoodle Corners. The flashing blinkers came on while the vehicle reversed on the shoulder of the road. After half a minute of reversing it came to a stop. Inside … Continue reading
Posted in comics, Humour, Pseudo Science
Tagged "hear" by lip reading, adaptive optics, largest space telescope, leg hold trap, Mother Earth, rifle and handgun, snob, space telescope, spy satellite, superhero, supervillain, Tail, the Pentagon, turn face up so satellite can lip read, Varmint
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Can a Superhero Be Inbred?
Soon after the reveal of his mysterious partner, Mother Earth, Tail was challenged on much of social media by a terrifying new supervillain. “That’s right, Tail, I am Varmint and I am hunting you,” started the various messages. “Now I … Continue reading
Posted in Cartoon, comics, Humour, Politics, Pseudo Science
Tagged American, bullet deflecting cup, bullet deflecting helmet, bullet proof clothing, exoskeleton for endurance, good hearing, good smelling, inbreeding, kings and queens are also inbred, Mother Earth, Punkeydoodle Corners, remote, super strong tail, superhero, supervillain, Tail, the power of inbreeding, Varmint, Varmint believes that wolves failed by not using guns, Varmint has wolflike powers
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New Superhero Duo
“Hello, ladies and gentlemen of the press. I am Tail so I am sure that most of you will recognize me and my super power.” One reporter raised his hand and asked, “What super power? You just look like a … Continue reading
Posted in Cartoon, comics, Humour, Science Fiction
Tagged alive after flattening, climbing powers agility, masked man, missile invisible to radar, monkey like tail, Mother Earth, nuclear warhead, shape shifter, super power of a really strong tail, super powers, super powers of the USA - China - Russia, super small, superhero, supervillain, Tail, the press
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Why I’d Make a Poor Superman
The header of this blog is me from about Hallowe’en in 1975ish in a Superman costume. I was puzzled when my mother, taking pictures of me outside in the costume, told me to pose like I was flying. But I … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Science Fiction, Social Science
Tagged 1975, a big todo to get my mask on right, a big todo to take my mask off, bowing, Clark Kent, glasses, gruesome as beautiful, Hallowe'en, humans- pull yourselves up by your bootstraps, laziness, losing my secret identity, mask, my laziness might have worse consequences, photo alteration software, slitted eyes, superhero, Superman, teletype, the Daily Planet
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Oh No! Alberta and Saskatchewan Might Separate!
Billboards have appeared in Alberta and Saskatchewan promoting separation from the rest of Canada. I think this is supposed to strike fear in the heart of all Canadians. I don’t think it is working. What seems to piss off these … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Politics
Tagged Alberta, Alberta and Saskatchewan slightly richer, billboards, billboards promoting separation of Alberta and Saskatchewan, Canada, carbon tax, carbon tax starts low, definitely no airplane tankers, do you think other provinces will allow pipelines if separation occurs, earth uninhabitable, gives Alberta and Saskatchewan time to adjust, Hudson's Bay Company, no rail car oil tankers, no truck oil tankers, oil and gas, pipelines, prairie provinces, rest of Canada, Saskatchewan, separation, the rest of Canada paid for your land
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5 Litres of Blood
I wouldn’t be at all surprised if the saying “Waste not, want not” is promoted by vampires, too. So when they find a victim I bet they drain the full 5 litres of blood that a fully grown human contains. … Continue reading
Posted in Fashion, Humour, Pseudo Science
Tagged 1.3 gallons of blood, 5 litres of blood, 6th and 7th night lover would be vampire's backup for food, beer belly, by 6th and 7th night vampires would be hungry but trim, girlfriend night, media always shows trim vampires, might only be safe to date a pudy vampire one night of the week, pregnant belly, pudgy vampire, the most dangerous game, the vampire fearing, trim vampires might not be so attractive after feeding, vampire would digest its food all week long, vampires, waste not - want not
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