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Category Archives: Humour
Did Ancient Species Go Extinct or Did They Have a More Honourable Group Suicide?
Can some species reliably see the future? Well obviously human beings can’t as noted by their laughable track record in this endeavour (see most of science fiction). But perhaps, just perhaps, other species can. They might see the growth of … Continue reading
My Plan to Counterfeit and Never Get Caught
Since 1967, it is my belief that there are 6 852 different coins in circulation in Canada and we are somehow supposed to recognize them all as legal tender. So, yes, I intend to counterfeit coins. In 1967, it was … Continue reading
Posted in History, Humour, Politics
Tagged 1967, 1973 quarter honouring the mounties, 2017, Canada, Canada's centennial, Canada's sesquicentennial, change, coins, fake coin ought to celebrate something plausible yet funny, legal tender, loonies, no legal tender is made of paper anymore, the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, toonies, which coin is the most profitable for the government to make?, Wikipedia
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The Down Side to Kirk’s Good Ol’ Boxing
The first thing I’d like to say about boxing aliens is that human beings are likely mediocre fighters. So half of all alien species are stronger than us just like half of all alien species are weaker than us. For … Continue reading
The Canadian Duel
(Showdown at the Number 12 Bus) There I was, embarking on the simple task of taking the number 12 bus. A crowd had built up as the bus pulled up and let out its passengers. That went orderly enough but … Continue reading
History is Bunk
Mass production great, Henry Ford, once said that “History is bunk”. Now, Henry Ford is long dead so we have historians to thank for preserving this quote and passing it down through the ages. If history is bunk, then, the … Continue reading
Posted in Business, History, Humour
Tagged Ford is long dead, Henry Ford, historians, mass production great, not and April Fool's joke
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My Cat Loves Found Toys
When I first got my cat, Bast, I tried buying her all sorts of toys. But she rejected them one by one. The mouse on an elastic attached to the top of a door frame I thought would be the … Continue reading
Welcome, Canadians, to Our ‘Choice’
For those who don’t know, Canada has five parties that get seats: the Liberals, the Conservatives, the NDP, the Greens and the Bloc (which is only in Quebec and can’t win. I am going to ignore them for the rest … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Politics, Wry
Tagged 4 parties that can win, Americans are laughing at our lack of choice, Bloc, Canada, Conservatives, five parties that get seats, Greens, Justin Trudeau's Liberals copy the Conservatives, let's not vote for liberal/conservatives, Liberals, NDP, of late the NDP copies the Greens, only one choice, only two parties have ever won
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A Perfect Storm of Groundhogs
For the purposes of this article I have used this list of prominent groundhog prognosticators. First of all I want to ignore the southern groundhogs. By 6 more weeks of winter, in my parts it means 6 more weeks of … Continue reading
Posted in Geography, Humour, Science
Tagged 6 more weeks of winter, a perfect storm of early spring, Alabama's Smith Lake Jake, Balzac Billy is too confined by prairie temperatures and Chinook winds, Balzac Billy of Alberta, Buckeye Chuck of Ohio, Canadian groundhogs are better prognosticators because of global warming, early spring, Georgia's racist General Beauregard Lee, Global Warming Day, Groundhog Day, groundhogs, North Carolina's Sir Walter Wally, prognosticators, Punxsutawney Phil of Pennsylvania, Shubenacadie Sam of Nova Scotia, Staten Island Chuck of New York, this year the Canadian reliables said early spring, Wiarton Willie of Ontario, will global warming make the two reliables always say early spring?
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