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Category Archives: Language
I Want to Be a British Billionaire
First of all you might be thinking, ‘how is it even possible for a Canadian to be a British billionaire if you don’t move there?’ Oh I still intend to be a British billionaire even without ever setting foot in … Continue reading
Posted in Geography, Humour, Language, Mathematics
Tagged Biil Gates, billionaire, Britain, British commonwealth, english speaking world, immigrants from all over the world, indigenous people, North American trillion is British billion, pretentious accent, Queen Elizabeth II, Sir Richard Branson, Warren Buffett
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what Famous Pickup Lines Really Say
I’m sure the ladies will be told by their elders that the pickup lines that are served up to them, actually say more about the guy that used them then they say about the lady. But this site intends to … Continue reading
Posted in Fashion, Humour, Language
Tagged ladies, pickup lines, players, Says more about him than her
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The English Springboard
English sounds like the ideal place to start when learning another language, especially a European language. This is because English steals words from other languages. Indeed this can be seen by the mere fact English has more words than many … Continue reading
Posted in Language, Wry
Tagged English, English only policies are bad, English steals words from other languages, French speaking Canadians can usually speak passable English, has ignorance allowed English-only speakers to excel at many other things, if English speakers who bothered to learn another language throw in with others it might be our downfall, languages, most anglophones don't bother with a second language, other languages are ciphers, saving my brain for things other than language, there are common words between English and many languages
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Parkway
1st Panel: What politicians probably mean by calling expressways parkways… Shown: lone car driving quickly through nature. 2nd Panel: What regular users think parkway means… Shown: backed up expressway with lots of honking and one thought balloon going to one … Continue reading
) @ ^^ ^, I’m Good
I like to think of this site as having a sort of offbeat yet highbrow humour. But search results cut my ego down to size. One of the most popular searches that leads to this site is: “spelling sh*t with … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Language
Tagged ampersand sort of looks like a curvy E, bass clef is F, close bracket as D, d*mmit, exclamation mark as I. plus as t, f*c, h*ll, Michael Jackson's Bad, open brackets symbol can be C, pound sterling symbol looks like L, short vowel symbol can be U, spelling d*mn with symbols, spelling sh*t with symbols, substituting swear words for symbols now takes an ominous turn, swear words, the pound symbol contains an H, treble clef is G, two carets as M. one caret as N
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Homophone Poem
“Don’t tarry Terry,” Said hairy Harry, “Parry Perry, Bury Barry, Carry Carrie, And marry Mary!” While this homophone poem may have been observed in the past, it might have been uncovered in another accent where bury might not be a … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Language, Writing
Tagged have all simple things been done before?, homophone, poem
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Did Bastille Have a Lapse or an Inspiration
I love the album Bad Blood by the new band Bastille. It’s definitely retro. To me each song sounds like an eighties hit. But whereas those old eighties bands would have maybe one or two hits on their album, Bastille … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Language, Music, Writing
Tagged 80s sound, Bad Blood, Bastille, begat parts of the bible, cultural touchstone might last till 3000, Dan Smith, immortality, is promising immortality a pickup line?, most characters will not last till 3000, naive, Poet, Sherlock Holmes might remain famous till 3000
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