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Category Archives: Wee Bit O’ Humour
Leo the Libertarian
Leo sometimes liked to do things a bit differently than other people. So one night of camping saw him in his sleeping bag outside the tent. He had wanted to go to sleep under the stars and moon. He had … Continue reading
A Strange of Aliens
This post will build on two previous posts. The first one was An RPG of Nerds, where we expand English’s creative side. Groups of animals are called very different things, like a murder of crows or a parliament of owls. … Continue reading
Posted in Language, Science Fiction, Wee Bit O' Humour, Writing
Tagged 5 basic settings, 6 basic characters, AIs, aliens, angels, clones, computers, demons, dwarves, elves, fairies, godlike creatures, groups of animals, groups of humans, hobbits, humans. animals, orcs, pantheon of gods, robots, similar aliens, variety of aliens, wizards
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The Luck of the Irish – No Thanks!
The nineteenth century in Ireland was dominated by poor government and the almost decade long Potato Famine. During the Potato Famine, 1 million people died and 2 million left Ireland for good. If the Irish were a lucky people, they … Continue reading
Posted in Geography, History, Wee Bit O' Humour
Tagged 2 million left, 20th century saw a terrorism and hate, British, Canada, civil war, I million died, Ireland, Irish, Kharma, luck, Maybe kharma will bounce the other way and make Ireland lucky, New World, New world descendants might be lucky, nineteenth century had poor government in Ireland, no snakes might be considered good luck, Northern Ireland is allied with Britain, Potato Famine, President Reagan and Prime Minister Mulroney, Republic of Ireland is 3/4 of the island, Republicans, US
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Where’s the Bacon?
In a nod to the famous Wendy’s advertising of the eighties (“Where’s the beef?”), Wendy’s now has ads that ask the question “Where’s the bacon?” for it’s breakfast sandwiches. I believe Wendy’s never offered breakfast sandwiches before. But why stop … Continue reading
Posted in Business, Wee Bit O' Humour
Tagged ads show undercooked burgers that are 20% bigger?, bait and switch?, breakfast sandwiches, Burger King, Double Down, KFC, MacDonald's, recent lawsuit about misleading advertising, Wendy's, Where's the bacon?, Where's the beef?, Where's the breaded chicken?, Where's the breaded fish?, Where's the buns?
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Fountain of Youth-
Djonni was regaining consciousness inside a dim apartment. The last thing he remembered was being surrounded by 5 thugs on an empty night time street in Miami. The throbbing in his head said they had hit him there and that’s … Continue reading
Posted in Wee Bit O' Humour
Tagged acid fountain, Cruxix, everyone under 40, Fountain of Euthanasia, Fountain of Youth, legends, Miami, Paunchy Leon
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Let Sleeping Cats Lie
My cat, Bast, is overweight. That combined with her age, means she can no longer jump up to the bed. She can however jump up to the futon and curl up there. I was worried about this last fall as … Continue reading
The Long Game
Canada’s rise in the soccer world, first the gold medal winning women at the Tokyo Olympics and now the men’s team looking like it might qualify for the 2022 world cup of soccer – so far undefeated in the qualifiers, … Continue reading
Posted in Geography, Sports, Wee Bit O' Humour
Tagged 2022 world cup of soccer, 2026 world cup of soccer, America, baseball, basketbell, Canada, coaches, dual citizenship, eating less meat per capita, football, hockey, imigration to increase desirable traits, immigration, immigration from soccer hotbeds, last time Canada qualified was 1986, men's soccer, North America is a soccer wasteland, soccer, Texans, Tokyo Olympics, Toronto, trainers, women's soccer
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The 100 Mile High Club
We’ve all heard about the mile high club. That’s the club where a randy couple have sex on a plane that is flying. Usually the plane is flying that high. So you can guess what I mean by a 100 … Continue reading
Posted in Science, Science Fiction, Wee Bit O' Humour
Tagged $200 million for a couple, $28 million to go up 60 miles, 100 mile high club, 25 seconds, 3 consortiums building 3 different space hotels, airplane, Alice Cooper, Bezos, billion dollar babies, billionaires would go to space hotels, conception, couples would only go up for 2 weeks to avoid arduous workouts, greagt honeymoon experience, inhaling sex secretions, International Space Station, mile high club, must be $100 million to get to orbit, new experience, no sex on vomit comet, parabolas, rocket schedules synched with woman's fertility, Vomit Comet, zero gravity, zero gravity porno, zero gravity sex
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The Blame Game
It seems fair to blame young adults for their failures to launch. That is getting a job, being self sufficient and not living at home till they are thirty-five. First of all in my jurisdiction of Ontario, there is a … Continue reading
Posted in Business, Politics, Wee Bit O' Humour
Tagged does the intern benefit more than the business?, for profit companies, high school graduation with strings, interns, jobs, let 16 and 17 yearodls vote, mandatory volunteer work, not for profit companies, Ontario, sub minimum wage for students, unpaid internships, USA
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