Yes For Induction in Rock and Roll Hall of Fame

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The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame has already taken flack a few years ago for ignoring the genre of progressive rock, hugely popular in the 1970s and still somewhat successful today. Since that time they have added Genesis and Rush to the inducted. But still there remains a stalwart of that genre that had mega success in both the ’70s and ’80s that is not included. That stalwart is Yes. Many who know me know that they are my personal favourite band of all time and have been so for decades.

Let me gloss over their interesting career to give an idea of how important and influential they were.

Most noticeable is their lead singer (except for the album Drama), Jon Anderson, has the highest male voice in rock. His vocals are the other end of the male spectrum from Barry White. Indeed many acts that followed them throughout the ’70s had high voices or used falsetto. The falsetto thing was carried on by acts like Electric Light Orchestra and Supertramp and brought to its ultimate form with the Bee Gees.

Early in their career, Yes still blended into the woodwork (despite the high voice) for their first two albums. They really buckled down on their third album and were proud enough of their new style to call it The Yes Album. Just a handful of years earlier, some had said that the best Beatles song was their long Hey Jude. Yes tried the long song method out and had 4 songs as long or longer than Hey Jude on that album. Despite this apparent inaccessibility, this album was the best success Yes had to date. Further influenced by the Beatles and related acts was the background in the single Your Move that had the lyric: “All we can say, is give peace a chance”.

The next album, Fragile, was prominent for two reasons. The cover was the first one graced by artist Roger Dean, perhaps the most famous album cover artist of all time. And of course, Fragile had what many consider to be the Yes masterpiece, 8 minute long Roundabout. The record company was pissed off that such a long song was the best on the album. They responded by cutting it down to 4 minutes to be radio friendly.

A few months later, Led Zeppelin faced the same quandary for their 7 minute masterpiece Stairway to Heaven. They saw what happened to Yes and refused to release the song as a single. It soon became commonplace knowledge that the progressive rock bands were album bands and not necessarily just known for a few 3 minute long songs.

The next album was Close to the Edge and Yes pushed some more, coming up with a song so long it was the side of an album. Eventually Pink Floyd had a longer song (Echoes) but Yes produced more album side long songs than anyone else.

So how did Yes write so many super long songs without alienating their audience? There were key changes and time changes in their songs. Each song was so varied it was almost like a classical overture.

Yes is usually a 5 piece band. But every position has seen lineup changes except for bass which has always been done by Chris Squire. And they got a lot of flack for the album and tour that didn’t include Jon Anderson on vocals. Instead of being a downer, mostly the changes have led to a fresh infusion of new perspectives. The total amount of band members exceeds a dozen.

Yes it seems is always willing to try new things. What band has ever had the first bar be ¾ time the 2nd and 3rd bar be 4/4 time and the 4th bar being 5/4 time then repeats the changes? Yeah it kind of averages out to 4/4 time, it’s just that it isn’t. And on this same song, Does it Really Happen off Drama, there is a bass solo over that part. What kind of band does that?

The kind of band that annexes another band. For Drama, Yes was left without a keyboardist and singer. The band the Buggles (of Video Killed the Radio Star fame) consisted of a keyboardist and singer. Yes acted quickly and annexed the newer band.

Yes only got to the top of the singles chart in 1984 with Owner of a Lonely Heart. Indeed, for this malleable time signature band it was a bit of a surprise that they ended up topping the dance charts with this song. More easily understood lyrics marked this period in their history with Trevor Rabin on guitar for 4 albums.

What kind of a band ends up being two different bands? In the late 80s, the 70s Yes got together under the moniker of Anderson, Bruford, Wakeman and Howe. While the other Yes was a going concern. Anderson, Bruford, Wakeman and Howe was a success in sales and concerts. Since both acts wanted Anderson to sing there was a brief merger album where the better songs were by Rabin which led to Yes without 3 of the oldsters. Eventually Rabin left and a trio of albums were put out after him.

If I wanted to take much longer I could mention all the acts Yes is related to. There was a 1991 flowchart put out with the Boxed CD set. Refer to that if you are ever in the mood. It’s a very complex chart, so it would have been a complex undertaking. It only takes into account direct links not things like Uriah Heep shared Roger Dean as a cover artist for a while or that in their early days Yes toured with supergroup Cream.

Yes fans are out there, Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. I did the majority of this post from memory. They sold more albums than some of the artists you have inducted. If you refuse to honour them and any others just as important and influential, you might end up seeing more than one Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

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We Need More of the Mentally Ill in Our Schools

I’m expecting that title to inflame some of you. Maybe then you will get the idea what the NRA did to me when they suggested the answer to school shootings is more guns in the schools.

I came up with and wrote an article with this title almost immediately after hearing the NRA plans in December. Only instead of publishing it I held it back and wrote a different article saying the NRA is socialist. Which is true.

I held my article back because I thought it might be too ridiculous, shocking, and unnerving. I mistakenly thought the NRA plan to place an armed guard in every school would automatically be thought to be too ridiculous, shocking, and unnerving. But instead New Jersey and Philadelphia have caved in to the NRA plans. In fact the NRA is so emboldened they have put out ads that are a personal attack on President Obama’s family.

So here I am finally bringing my idea to the public.. That idea is to place someone who is mentally ill (but treated) in every school of the nation to talk down a would be school shooter.

Why the mentally ill? Well quite frankly psychiatrists and adequately trained psychologists are very pricey. Many, many, of the mentally ill have become quite expert at learning about their own diagnosis and other similar ones they may encounter through group programs. This helps in restarting their lives and in many an interest in the psychological and psychiatric has developed.

Indeed some of the mentally ill train to become beacons of light for others with mental illness. It is not uncommon to find the mentally ill handling public crisis lines that are excellent resources to the community.

If we recruit among the mentally ill we should only take those that have this interest in the psychological and psychiatric. As well we should only recruit among those that have good outcomes with their illness. Where they have few or none of those symptoms that might unnerve a parent at the school the consumer/survivor might work for. Just as in the business of hiring an armed guard, careful consideration would be taken in selecting a mentally ill negotiator.

As well, applicants must graduate a negotiating class to increase their skills.

Do you still doubt me about why this should be done among the mentally ill? How many of you have heard about anosognosia? The psychiatric definition is that the anosognosic does not have the insight to realize that they suffer from a mental illness. There are step by step ways to deal with this problem that the insightful, treated, mentally ill person might have even used before. That kind of on the ground experience would be highly useful to our negotiator.

And if you still doubt the usefulness of a negotiator compared to an armed guard, let’s agree that the successful negotiator will have zero dead bodies. Can the successful armed guard say the same?

There was an armed guard at Columbine in that school’s tragic shooting. 15 died and 23 were wounded there. The very recent shooting at a California school ended with only one injured and no dead after a teacher and school employee talked the student down from more damage. The student reportedly had another 20 rounds for his shotgun.

And to further dampen the NRA’s position, just today while part of the NRA was busy threatening at state capitals -er protesting at state capitals, 3 gun shows across the United States saw a total of 5 people injured by firearms. It looks like the best gun control time is now.

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Did the Centre Coast Win the Rap Wars?

Now I’m hardly an expert on rap music and can probably only name 20 of its artists so no matter what I say in the following, I will not have proved my premise. Still I do listen to the media and think I hear of some of the biggest rap artists. So if you don’t mind a superficial look at things, allow me to proceed.

Practically every one heard of the rivalry between east coast rap and west coast rap in the 90’s. Both sides claimed they had the best rappers. Both sides said they were more gangster than the other. Loyalties were formed and some only bought recordings from one coast.

Was it any surprise that the biggest rap recording artist of the noughties was Eminem who was not from the east coast nor the west coast? Instead he hailed from Detroit or the Great Lakes area. An area that could be named the centre coast of North America.

Other recent big names in rap music are Kanye West who hails from Chicago and Drake who hails from Toronto. These two cities are on the Great Lakes of Michigan and Ontario respectively. Has the centre coast become the centre of the rap world?

While looking up Kanye, I heard mention that alternative hip hop has become a big thing. That’s when the gangsta leanings of a lot of rap music is largely ignored, in lieu of other subjects. This could be the real reason behind the success of centre coast rap.

Still, right at this moment, in a superficial view of rap music, it seems that the rivalry between east and west was so vicious that both sides lost to the middle.

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Stealth Harper

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It is my belief that Canadian prime minister, Stephen Harper, thinks that flying invisible to the radar of Canadian journalists is the best strategy he could use.

Firstly he believes in shortening sessions of parliament (note the Vancouver Olympics) and proroguing parliament (twice!). Someone should talk to this boy about his inherent laziness but I think he has a twofold reason for doing this. Notice his omnibus bill passing and the fact that less press coverage is about the actual bills. These bills are also invisible to the radar of the press.

And with his fortune (by Liberal and NDP standards) in advertising budgets he has completely used it to put Stephane Dion and Michael Ignatieff front and centre in their respective elections (and even before). Of course Harper painted both men in the way he wanted and little of it was challenged in the minds of the average Canadian voter.

So if Canadians are content with a stealth leader, perhaps Harper’s reign will extend past the next election.

Neither Stephane Dion or Michael Ignatieff were harmed in the making of the lead cartoon. In keeping with reduce, reuse, recycle, I traced camouflage Harper from my December cartoon.

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I Thought It Was a Starvation Strike

Some of you may have heard of the Canadian aboriginals protest Idle No More. It is a protest put in place to get some movement on aboriginal rights and to help enforce some signed treaties and land claims.

The most publicized arm of protest has been Attawapiskat Chief Theresa Spence’s hunger strike. I was slightly disillusioned to hear that she wasn’t starving herself completely, that she was drinking fish broth, medicinal tea and vitamins through her hunger strike.

Now I’ve never been this close to a hunger strike before. I’ve done a brief perusal of other hunger strikes but could only find that the 10 Irish nationals that died in 1981 were allowed salt in their hunger strike. The other sources said that the hunger strikers were allowed liquids – whatever that means. For instance orange juice is some nourishment. I had always assumed that hunger strikes were total starvation strikes – water and nothing else.

And I’ve been told that a healthy person can survive a month of starvation. Now that I’ve heard that some hunger strikers are allowed liquid nourishment, it makes more sense that the length of time that most hunger strikers last is beyond 30 days.

Spence’s strike seems destined to last longer than the 46 to 73 days that those Irish Nationals lasted. But those Nationals used one publicity extender, their strikes were consecutive. This made them loom larger in the public consciousness.

So if Spence lasts longer she should get more publicity. Don’t get me wrong. She will surely die on this liquid diet. Limiting your diet that much is not good for the promotion of life. But if she lasts say, 75 days the pressure on the Prime Minister and Governor General will be great. Already the Prime Minister has agreed to meet with her, but the Governor General wouldn’t be included. So it’s still at an impasse. International publicity already hit weeks ago.

So Idle No More’s protest against white givers [full disclosure: I am white] (and you knew what it meant) continues. Perhaps they’ll find success in law. They’ve certainly succeeded in getting more publicity.

And myself? I’ve never been able to do a fast for a day. Perhaps if I used fish broth and medicinal teas and vitamins I could do it. But if it’s for purely medical reasons I doubt my doctor will permit it.

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Is There Some Science Behind the Chinese Zodiac?

Long time followers of this blog may remember my Traiters post of a couple years ago. In that post I said that the trait part of astrology may have some truth to it. (Note: I didn’t and don’t believe in the fortune telling aspect of astrology one bit). I even gave as evidence two different studies that gave birth month or birth season as reasons for differences in babies through the year.

Well I have added to those original two reasons so you may want to check that Traiters post again. There are now two more studies I’ve uncovered that say birth month can change your traits. As an illustration of my beliefs, check the Venn diagram below.

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I thought that the Chinese Zodiac was complete hogwash though. I couldn’t see what differences could result from the very arbitrary seeming 12 year cycle.

But I thought again when I uncovered this article stating that babies born in recession are likely to have different traits than other babies. So I thought back to the last three recessions. Using my memory I’d say the start of each recession was about 1980, 1990, and 2008.

Now none of the dates are exactly 12 years apart from each other. But approximately they are. Maybe this economic cycle has been with humanity for the entire time of free enterprise. And thus appeared when the Chinese Zodiac was constructed.

And the Chinese Zodiac likes to say that certain signs or years don’t get along and other years get along famously. I’d say you can see this in some families. Those siblings with birth years near each other are rivals and thus fight with one another constantly. But, further away, like a few years apart, siblings will ally with each other. This is not necessarily what the Chinese Zodiac says, I’m just saying there may be a good rationalization for this facet.

Now I think these links are soft so I won’t even be able to make a Venn diagram with the Chinese Zodiac and science. Still, “Curiouser,” said Alice.

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It’s 2013, Now We Can Bat our Lashes

One of my biggest disappointments of 2012 is that I didn’t come up with the bat moustache/soulpatch/goatee that came in Bob Kane versions and the stylized latter day Batman design.

But this is a new year and I can try to right that wrong. Of course I can’t do the male facial hair thing again but I thought about women (or others in makeup) literally batting their lashes. Which explains the below drawing.

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The bat is of course more obvious if you have lashes on the longer side.

If any of you out there actually do ‘bat’ your lashes and eyelids, please post it somewhere so I can link to it.

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Faves of 2012

It’s the end of 2012 so let me share a couple of stats with you. I’ve received over 80 000 unique visitors in the three years I’ve had this blog. And in the last year I’ve contributed a 100 new posts for the blogosphere or 300 posts in total.

It’s boxing week and as those long time followers of this blog know, it’s time to list the favourite columns I have posted over the year. To make this list really easy to construct, I am simply going to choose my favourite post from each month of the year.

In January, the biggest story was the SOPA/PIPA political land grab. Some of this nonsense got defeated but I posted The Ligh-yer Based Professions and the Unending Copyright Wars. My Lawrence-Lawyer-Lighyer-Liar progression was the only levity in this piece.

Making Sense Out of Cell Replenishment is one of the better scientific articles of the year. And it has the popular culture take on some of this. In March I revealed Foiled by a Simple Law, an unsuccessful caper with a friend during my university career.

April saw a couple stories where I try to jump on the flaws in superhero stories. Green Lantern’s ring is invincible once he discover he can doppler shift any yellow enemies. The only way this could fail would be if Green Lantern is stupid. Welcome to Someone Forgot His Oath This Morning.

The Canadian Conservative party brought on Matchmaking Top Conservatives With Jobs all by themselves. They used spin so I reused that spin and pointed it back at them. The Story of the Lost Hijja is a story for our times. Let me repeat, our climate scientists are centrists, not extremists.

The Roman End of Years was my post showing that there is always an excuse for an end of the world scare. This one is on January 22, 3247. This post wasn’t nearly as simple to make as I had hoped it was. Indeed I had to do so much fiddling that it was the hardest post of the year.

I don’t know why I was on such a kick with vampires. This year I managed 4 posts. The Case for Vampires Staking Vampires was the best of these. September’s Show Swaps is still getting interest four months later. The title of Free Fall Vomit might stop the weak stomached people from even pressing the link.

I didn’t post much in November because I was doing NaNoWriMo. But I liked Mice Can Sing because I really didn’t know they could. And Stephen Harper Gets Cartoond rounds out the year with a visual piece.

I’ll be back with completely new posts in the new year.

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Meet the New NRA: Militant Socialists

The NRA has a new idea that was brainstormed last week following the tragic shooting in Newtown, Connecticut. You’ve undoubtedly heard their call for MORE guns. More specifically they want an armed guard in every school. This will, according to them, discourage school shootings.

Now, if each school only has one armed guard, how are those guards going to break for lunch? Many schools are twisty and turny – a shooter might start on the opposite side of the school that the guard is on and end up with just as many victims as Newtown. So I suspect that one armed guard is just the NRA’s method of getting a foot in the door. Really they almost certainly would want pairs.

And with the socialist point in the title, I can hear the taxpayer screaming “Where is the money going to come from?!” It will of course be up to the government to do this. And that is thinly veiled socialism. The only way it wouldn’t be socialism would be if the armed guards protected some kids and not the others. And that, of course is just immoral.

And the guards can’t be given a simple minimum wage. They have guns, after all. And it wouldn’t be such a bad idea to research and profile each guard. You know, so we don’t put the armed killer in the school and pay him. This is going to cost money, folks. Lots and lots of money.

Or else it just becomes security theatre like in the airports.

And the word kidnapping has kid right in the word. If the guards are going to be protecting kids of rich parents they might decide to take a couple steps across the good/evil line and make at least some parents pay them well.

This is not going to be a popular idea, NRA. Even if your tripe is widely accepted that more guns can decrease school shootings.

Socialism has been a bad word in American politics for some years. So since it fits in describing your latest plan NRA, I hope it sticks to you, a group of obvious socialists.

Then maybe we can get some ridiculous weaponry off the streets.

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C’mon, High School Teachers, Teach Sensawunda

For this post, I was just going to bitch that the fiction gatekeepers in high school, the teachers, seem to ignore genre fiction.

But then I thought back to my education more carefully and realized that grade 11 was a year spent entirely reading genre. One science fiction book (Fahrenheit 451), a mystery and a western were the books for that year. And I forgot the title but there was a book in grade 12 that dealt with a post nuclear war Australia where the killing fallout from the north was slowly winding south.

So we were taught genre fiction. But just not my type of genre fiction.

I love Sensawunda. That’s a deliberate misspelling for “sense of wonder” science fiction.

All those Orwells and Bradburys and Wellses just aren’t my thing. I know there should be conflict in fiction. I just don’t need that conflict to pound me over the head with a giant hammer till I am buried completely in the ground with no possibility of getting out. I don’t enjoy dystopias or near dystopias. They are more like something to be endured until they release their message to the world. These are the books that the English profession almost solely rely on to represent science fiction.

Not that the books I enjoy have to be Utopias. But a lot of the time they are optimistic with a happy ending. I like the Vernes and Asimovs and Nivens. Those that instill a Sensawunda, usually in things made real in the future.

These authors instilled a Sensawunda. Verne’s Journey to the Centre of the Earth and 20 000 Leagues Under the Sea described whole new worlds for the imagination. Awe is necessary to appreciate Asimov’s Foundation Series and its daring psychohistory which outlines the future of mankind with science, mathematics, and very prescient scientists. How shocking (in a good way) it would be to find a Ringworld like the one from Niven’s mind. Virtually all of Asimov’s settled galaxy could fit on this one ring around one star of the galaxy. That, too, is just awesome.

These authors knew that conflict was necessary. Verne uses man against nature. Asimov uses the universe against that grandmaster of psychohistory and foreteller of the future, Hari Seldon. Niven uses a meteor defence which shoots down the scouting craft forcing the explorers to find a way off Ringworld.

Why must pessimism reign supreme in the literature we are taught in school? Even in Flowers for Algernon which has a small bit of Sensawunda we are brought down to the $#!+ view by the end. I have never heard anyone say they studied an optimistic, Sensawunda science fiction book in high school. Yet a large part of science fiction(I’d guess about half) is in exactly that style. You cannot pretend to represent the field when such a large element is missing.

So we’ll leave it here. Where I call the high school English teachers of this world illiterate. Sensawunda illiterates, that is.

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