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Tag Archives: Donald Trump
Squeamish About Bitcoin
First of all, Bitcoin is a non fungible token or NFT. Doesn’t that sound kind of icky to you? It does to me. But we can forgive Bitcoin for that. Especially if the NFT keeps rising in value. Which it … Continue reading
November 2024 Grab Bag o’ Humour
Let’s say you wish to swear geographically. What would be the best way to go about this? Well you may be up Schitt’s Creek without a paddle. What the Fukishima is wrong with me? If you don’t like it you … Continue reading
September 2024 Grab Bag o’ Humour
Donald Trump will have you believe that he is the most persecuted of all presidents ever. With two attempted assassinations in a few weeks, many might believe this bluster. But Gerald Ford had two attempts on his life within 17 … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Politics
Tagged accent, anti immigration party, boy, bully, conservative stereotype, Conservatives, Donald Trump, Ford pardoned Nixon, Gerald Ford, immigrant wife, most persecuted, most prosecuted, Nixon resigned, Nixon/Ford deal?, Pierre Poilievre, september 1975, two assassination attempts in 17 days, two assassination attempts in a few weeks
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The Chore of Voting
Finally! A politician who finally gets us! Donald Trump has finally offered conservative Christians the idea that they will never have to vote again. Presumably, policy in the future will probably be pro Christian. But I don’t know how he … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Politics
Tagged chores, conservative christians, don't have to prove identity every four years, don't have to wait 10 minutes to vote every 4 years, Donald Trump, how a good Christian must vote, how can Trump speak for other parties?, One less half hour errand every 4 years, politician games, preachers, pro Christian, Trump's so smart you don't even have to vote that one last time, unfortunately will have to vote one more time, voting
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Creative Accounting
It was just said in the news that Donald Trump’s wealth has reached 6.5 billion dollars for the first time ever. This is enough to put him in the top 500 wealthiest people list for the first time. Just don’t … Continue reading
Posted in Art, Business, Humour
Tagged 175 million dolllars Donald can pay, 175X multiplier, 22.5 million dollar stake now worth 4 billion dollars, 500 wealthiest people list, business acumen?, couldn't pay 500 million dollars, creative accounting, Donald known for taking out loans with inflated collateral values, Donald Trump, loans, socialism, wealth tax
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Xmas Coke Party
Listen to this intro from TMZ: Kim Kardashian hosts holiday party with snow, coke and gingerbread house. Obviously snow and coke are slang for cocaine. But how is gingerbread house also slang for cocaine? Well gingers are some of the … Continue reading
A Christmas Sandwich
Did you know elves only work about 1 month a year? It’s true because Santa only gets kids’ Christmas wish lists a month or so before Christmas. Of course Santa doesn’t want to create waste, so he makes sure a … Continue reading
Frank Bombs
Lately frank bombs have been going off. You know, like the ones in the Wizard of Oz. When the scarecrow is told by the wizard that he had a brain all along, the tin man had a heart and the … Continue reading
Posted in Music, Politics, Stage and Screen, Wee Bit O' Humour, Writing
Tagged brain, bravery, Britney Spears, Canada, conservatorship, cowardly lion, crossroads, dictator, Donald Trump, Framing Britney Spears, frank bomb, free Britney, Harry and Megan, heart, Hollywood actress, insurrection, Janet Jackson, Justin Timberlake, Kim Jong Un, L. Frank Baum, Lucky, mental health, nipplegate, politics or entertainment, Prince Phillip, she's learned to cope, the insurrection failed, the presidency, the scarecrow, the tin man, the wizard, The Wizard of Oz, Trump as dictator would let China become the world's biggest power
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Jokes of Billionaires
Let’s start locally with this one. Mike Lazaridis of Blackberry fame is still a billionaire. He started and named the Perimeter Institute which is the premiere physics institute in Canada. He used the name Perimeter because he expected that the … Continue reading
Posted in Business, Humour, Politics
Tagged 50 000 new jobs, Amazon, Amazon headquarters, Bill Gates, billionaires, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, giving most of his wealth to charity, humor, humour, is the Donald even a billionaire?, Jeff Bezos, jokes, Mike Bloomberg, Mike Lazaridis, minimum wage jobs, part time jobs, politicians, quality jobs, quantity jobs, starship, temporary jobs, the Democratic party, the Perimeter Institute, the Sun and environs, why is he still getting richer?
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Mis’er
Kammarina was despondent about working at the White House as a cleaner. She had asked her employers for a better contract but none were available since it was a given that you start at the bottom. She was descended from … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Language, Politics
Tagged "You're fired" catch phrase, cleaner might not have to speak with president, Donald Trump, English, honourifics, indigenous group, Melania Trump, president, President 'rump, South America, unable to make the 't' sound around Trump, White House, Women don't want Trump to grab them by the p**sy, working for Trump
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