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Author Archives: Larry Russwurm
Cursive Code
In order to make room for other allegedly more important things in the primary grades, it has been suggested that cursive, or the universal handwriting system of the Roman alphabet, should no longer be taught in our schools. Some doomsayers … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Language
Tagged can shame kids without their knowledge, cursive, don't cross t and x and dot i and j to be more opaque, executive assistant, fonts, graffiti tagging, new slang, secret, secret society, Secretaries Day, secretary, shorthand, stop teaching cursive so adults would have a secret code, substitution code, the Roman alphabet, what's a signature without cursive?
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F U Floyd
I apologize profusely for that title if your name actually is Floyd. I mean it for someone whose last name is Floyd and whose first name is Pink. That’s right, Pink Floyd, I mean you. I think you’ll need some … Continue reading
Reverse Sexism in Top Strata of Society
A few days ago I listened to the song Princess of China by Coldplay featuring Rihanna. In all my previous listenings of this song I had missed something obvious. At least it was obvious to my modern sensibilities about sexism. … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Music, Politics, Wee Bit O' Humour, Wry
Tagged biggest crown in royal family, Chris Martin, Coldplay, equal rights for great grandbaby, equal rights for Philip!, king, prince, Prince Philip, princess, Princess of China, queen, Queen Elizabeth II, reverse sexism, Rihanna, sexism, the commonwealth, the rabble, UK, unfair
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Arms Race Loser
Generations of kids have grown up reading that Tyrannosaurus Rex was the most fearsome predator of all time. You know – the all time nastiest and most capable predator. Well I used to buy this line of the establishment scientist. … Continue reading
Posted in History, Humour, Science
Tagged carnivore, dinosaurs, herbivore, massive tail, puny arms, sharp teeth, t-rex, territorial creatures, thready arms, tyrannosaurus rex
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Excuse Me, It’s Death Watch 2025
Actually the original rallying year for the Mars One project was to be 2023. So if I had been right on the mark, I would have started a Death Watch 2023 at that time. Getting a satellite in place around … Continue reading
Properly Wishing Upon a Star
Wishing upon a star is common practice in our society. But to do this properly, might I suggest you consult an astronomer first or at least listen to my words. One of the commonest ways to wish upon a star … Continue reading
Blue Bloods
In today’s society, much less of our culture involves royals in any form. So to prevent cultural genocide of this facet of existence I would like to share the story of the blue bloods. Early European royal families, many centuries … Continue reading
Posted in History, Humour, Politics, Science
Tagged blood, blue bloods, blue veins, cultural genocide, European royal families, hemophilia, inbreeding, pallid skin, Queen Victoria, royals
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Death Watch 2024
I am taking to calling the Mars One mission that is supposed to reach Mars in 2024, Death Watch 2024. It’s stated mission is to send 24 humans to Mars with no chance of coming back. Recently Mars One announced … Continue reading
Posted in Science, Wry
Tagged 1000 possible astronauts, 6 month journey, astronauts, cosmonauts, cramped, death watch, Death Watch 2024, ETA 2024, extremely cramped spaceship, Florence Porcel, International Space Station, Mars, Mars One, normally I'm a space cheerleader, premature death, procreation on mission?, taikonauts, the best case scenario contains premature death
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Finally, An Antismoking Ad Smokers Can Get Behind
Full disclosure: I smoked for 25 years and have been smoke free for the last 7 years. Not that it matters. The “social nibbler” ad has been blasted to me right around the dial in Ontario, Canada. I can see … Continue reading