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Author Archives: Larry Russwurm
August 2023 Grab Bag o’ Humour
I just saw that scientists are trying to mimic meat more completely, with new textures. I was about to go “Yay science,” when I realized that I like things right where they are, now. I like the taste of the … Continue reading
Posted in Business, Humour, Science, Social Science
Tagged Farty Mcfartface, fibres get stuck in your teeth, Gnorman Gnormal, licence plates pan swear words, meat is fibrous, meat substitutes might become cheaper than meat, meat texture, naming, school name, toothpicks, transgender, vegetarian meat substitutes
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A Tale of Two Cities?
It was recently found that the politest city in Canada shares a border with the rudest city in Canada. What could possibly be going on when you magically cross that border? Both cities are in the Greater Toronto Area. The … Continue reading
Lessons in Geography
Let’s look at the continents starting from south to north. There is Antarctica. Then comes the currently joined plates of America. Then comes Australia. Then there’s Africa. Certainly not least is Asia. Last of all is Europe. One of these … Continue reading
Posted in Geography, Wee Bit O' Humour
Tagged Africa, America, Antarctica, Asia, Australia, California, Canada, Canada will never have the nice temps of California, colonisation, continents, end in A, Europe, Hollywood North, indigenous exposed to old world viruses and germs, Montreal, North America South America, plants rely on California wildfires to procreate, Prairies, start in A, Toronto, vancouver, wildfires, wildfires all over Canada
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Shenanigans at Walmart
Self Checkouts were brought in as a business model at Walmarts a couple years ago. After all, this high tech method of checkout, only demanded a couple people to oversee about 6 self checkouts so it was more efficient. It … Continue reading
Posted in Business, Politics, Wee Bit O' Humour
Tagged cashiers, faster for a couple items, fewer employees, five finger discount, less staff hours, more cashiers, more staff lurking, self checkouts, smaller self checkout area, test of the full service experience, theft, Walmart, Walmart pays customers nothing for work, Walmart store putting back full service, win for customers, win for staffing
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Swift Quake
Did you hear about the Swift quake at the Taylor Swift concert in Seattle? That’s right, Swifties’ dancing combined with the sound system are believed to have caused tiny earthquakes, the largest of which was 2.3 on the Richter scale. … Continue reading
‘Battle of the Generations’ to be Called Off?
The new show which pits Boomers against Gen Xers against Millennials against Gen Zers may be forced to come to a halt. Why? Because of the scarcity of Gen Xers. When Gen X was in its infancy, it was firstly … Continue reading
A Partial List of Rock Bands that are Better than the Rolling Stones
The Rolling Stones are overrated. Some people in my area might disagree. The nearby city, Toronto, in order to declare that the risk of getting SARS was over, had a festival to declare that illness gone. They got the Rolling … Continue reading
Posted in History, Music, Wee Bit O' Humour
Tagged arena rock, Bastille, Coldplay, Electric Light Orchestra, Faith No More, Foreigner, funk rock, Genesis, grunge, Imagine Dragons, INXS, Journey, Kitchener, Led Zeppelin, Men Without Hats, moss, Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Pink Floyd, pop rock, progressive rock, queen, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rolling Stone, Rush, SARS, Styx, Supertramp, the Beatles, the Cars, The Cure, the greatest rock and roll band in the world, the Police, The Rolling Stones, the Who, Toronto, U2, Yes
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Heated Skate Blades
When I first heard of heated skate blades I thought, well there’s a way of skating that sounds like it is cheating. You see, skating is a way of putting all your weight on two small skate blades. All this … Continue reading
Posted in Science, Sports, Wee Bit O' Humour
Tagged 15 year old story, 5 players - one liked it, 50 players - no available results, cheating, extra slipperiness, falls in figure skating., faster acceleration?, figure skating, heat makes water on ice, heated skate blades, hockey, less energy?, patents only last 20 years, pressure makes water on ice, speed skating
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Stampede!
I don’t know what people were thinking out in the old west of North America with the cowboys and their giant herds of cows. It being the old west, everyone had guns. Sure that’s okay if you use yours. Then … Continue reading
Beneath the Waves – Above the Waves
It made headlines recently, the fact that New York city is sinking. It is because of all the massive amount of weight contained in all those high buildings. But various parts of the city are sinking at different rates. Counter … Continue reading
Posted in Geography, History, Science, Wee Bit O' Humour
Tagged Anti-atlantis, Atlanits story is depressing, Atlantis, bedrock, continent, dikes, Dutch, island, land with salt mostly infertile, Manhattan, massive amount of weight, Netherlands, New York City, skyscrapers, some salt resistant crops, windmills
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