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Category Archives: Humour
Can’t Believe the Cannabis Edibles Ad Hasn’t Been Pulled Yet
Cannabis edibles have just become available in Canada. The government doesn’t think we understand the risks, yet. To help with this, the government has put out a cannabis edibles public service announcement ad. The ad says in exactly the following … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Politics
Tagged ad, advertisement, back to smoking joints, Canada, cannabis edibles, commercial, doobies, help your kids understand the risks, high is delayed, high is unpredictable, munchies, munchies might drive you to eat more edibles in vicous circle, panhandling, psa, public service announcement, teacher's pet, teacher's whipping boy
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The Apocalypse is Boring
With theaters shuttered, almost all TV productions now halted, most sports on hold, libraries closed and you can’t go out to a restaurant or nightclub or live show, it is patently obvious that if COVID-19 is the apocalypse then it … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Politics, Science Fiction
Tagged board games, boring, bullet factories shut, can go online, cannibalism, closed nightclubs, closed restaurants, closed shows, covid-19, era of nonstop entertainment, learning, libraries closed, News programs still on the air, nuclear war, post apocalyptic story telling, sports on hold, the apocalypse, the dead began to rise, the machines rose up, the virus reached pandemic proportions, theaters shuttered, TV productions halted, we miss high stakes fiction, we miss the rivalry of sports
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Rush Limbaugh Again
I promised to publish this political cartoon of Rush Limbaugh if he ever said something that was so stupid and vile that it made it to my ears up here in Canada to a person that doesn’t seek out right … Continue reading
Posted in Cartoon, Humour, Politics, Pseudo Science, Science
Tagged common cold, covid-19, lowest of the low, novel corona virus, Rush Limbaugh, Rush Limbo, the United States, vile politics
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Jokes of Billionaires
Let’s start locally with this one. Mike Lazaridis of Blackberry fame is still a billionaire. He started and named the Perimeter Institute which is the premiere physics institute in Canada. He used the name Perimeter because he expected that the … Continue reading
Posted in Business, Humour, Politics
Tagged 50 000 new jobs, Amazon, Amazon headquarters, Bill Gates, billionaires, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, giving most of his wealth to charity, humor, humour, is the Donald even a billionaire?, Jeff Bezos, jokes, Mike Bloomberg, Mike Lazaridis, minimum wage jobs, part time jobs, politicians, quality jobs, quantity jobs, starship, temporary jobs, the Democratic party, the Perimeter Institute, the Sun and environs, why is he still getting richer?
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Fun With Flag Burning
Hate is so common in the nation of Iran that the country supports a business that makes American, Israeli and British flags just for burning. Iran regularly holds protest days in the year so the business is quite steady and … Continue reading
Posted in Geography, Humour, Politics
Tagged America, could make up reasons to burn a specific country's flag, flag burning, flags, Great Britain, hate, Iran, Iran holds protest days, Isreal, Liberia, making a bigger carbon footprint, moon on flags usually means a Muslim country, Muslim, need to explain to everyone we are burning the Iranian flag, profit off hate, Sunni Muslim, tricolour flags, US state
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Superhero Tryouts: The Fire Tosser
“I am Mother Earth and I call myself a cracker. I can get into any computer system in less than a second and I will help you in any adventures you might have – if you are accepted.” “So I’ll … Continue reading
Posted in comics, Humour
Tagged computers, cracker, farts, female superhero, fire breather, fire tossing can be lethal, male superhero, Mother Earth, ring of fire cage, smelly power, sparker, superhero, The Fire Tosser, tryouts to ensure safety, welding doors shut, welding the doors on getaway vehicles
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Tail: The Aftermath of the First Patrol
Police Chief Summers watched as some kind of member slid open the 2nd floor window to his office. The chief knew not to go to it. The strange member came in further and then flexed and in a second the … Continue reading
Don’t Scrooge the Grinch or Grinch Scrooge
The people in charge of our words look like they don’t know the story of How the Grinch Stole Christmas or The Christmas Carol. The biggest take away from these two stories is that the Grinch is now one of … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Language
Tagged A Christmas Carol, as the proto grinch with your illegal anti Christmas actions, Christmas, don't grinch or scrooge this post, early, early scrooge philosophy on life, grinch, How the Grinch Stole Christmas, miser, proto, scrooge, steal Christmas, the Grinch
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BC Has the Lowest Per Capita Marijuana Retail Sales in Canada
British Columbians have a reputation in Canada as being the biggest pot smokers in the country. This reputation was built over the last few decades at least. It was no surprise to Canadians that gold medal winning snowboarder, Ross Rebagliati … Continue reading
Posted in Business, Geography, Humour, Politics
Tagged biggest per capita market, black market, British Columbia, Canada, gold medal, marijuana, medical marijuana, Nagano Olympics, pot store, pushers, Ross Rebagliati, second hand pot smoke, smallest per capita retail sales, snowboarder, stoner, THC
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Superhero Hunt
Mother Earth had seen and “heard” what had gone on in Tail’s attempt to snag Varmint, but Tail had only ended up losing his guns. Mother Earth was very worried that this was the end of Tail. But Varmint kept … Continue reading
Posted in comics, Humour, Science Fiction, Social Science
Tagged adult male body could be Varmint, dance of death, hotwire, infrared tracking, James Bay, Moosonee, Mother Earth, Mother Earth can break into any computer in less than a second, Mother Earth follows Varmint, pepper can interfere with a scent trail, Russian, Russian drone, Russian sub, superhero, superhero hunt, supervillain, Tail, the Kremlin, the Pentagon, thirty second head start for the hunt, Varmint
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