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Category Archives: Science Fiction
All Alien Spaceships
What can we say about alien spaceships that hasn’t already been speculated on? Well I just noticed two things that are the same with all alien encounters that are depicted on the screen. The aliens always have lights and some … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Politics, Science, Science Fiction
Tagged "aliens" might be getting rid of cancerous polyps, alien abductees, alien spaceships are lit up and windy, aliens, anal probes, colonoscopy, government helicopters, is government too benevolent, spaceships, stealth helicopters are relatively silent, stealth planes are invisible to radar, UFOs
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More Bad News for Edgar Rice Burroughs
Well actually the man is dead so it’s not that bad of news. I am just bothering to get around to attacking the foundations of his Tarzan series of books. Not because they are bad writing (although coincidences do abound … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Science, Science Fiction
Tagged babies raised by animals, Edgar Rice Burroughs, Greystoke, human babies can't cling as well as ape babies, human babies cry too loud and too long, indigenous people of africa a lot like Tarzan, John Carter, Mars life is very small if real, Pelucidar, raised by apes, raised by wolves, Romulus and Remus, Tarzan, Tarzan yell likely to get a child Tarzan killed
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Man Eating Aliens: It’s Time
It’s a common expression; animals are fattened up before the harvest. You’ve heard it, I’ve heard it and you can bet your bottom dollar that the intelligent aliens checking us out have heard it. Now would be the logical time … Continue reading
Posted in Fashion, Humour, Science Fiction, Sports
Tagged aliens want protein, all aliens are upper class, Arnie, Charles Atlas, fatten up for harvest, Lou, man eating aliens, Mr. T, Mr. Universe pageant, North Americans are fattened up, Sly, soon we'll know more about food and epigenetics to avoid obesity, the 98 pound weakling, weightlifters are high in protein
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Marrying Smart Machines
Right away, I must tell you, this post is not about sexbots or any other possible way to have sex with electronics. I am only discussing a stratagem for dealing with the modern world. You know that line that everyone … Continue reading
Future Shock or Enraging Bears
Future shock has long been the stuff of science fiction. I will not annoy you with ridiculous, cause-and-effect-ignoring time travel into the past. In this article we will only examine ignorant time travel where somehow the observer manages to ignore … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Science, Science Fiction
Tagged bears, corpsicles, cryogenics, cultural change, displacement shock, future shock, hibernation, ignorant time travel, making salmon hard to get for bears, maze, Moore's Law, more bears in territory, political change, refinement, sleep, sociological change, suspended animation, totally new concepts
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Now is the Most Favourable Time for a Certain Type of Tourism
You might not have guessed that today’s tourism is greatly favourable. After all a year or two ago may have had better tourism numbers. I’m not talking year over year favourability but the difference between a few decades ago and … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Mathematics, Science Fiction
Tagged ancient Egypt, ancient Greece, big time travel, jackpot, onerous odds, Ontario lottery ad, pick-your-own-numbers lotteries, pyramids, rubbing shoulders with millionaires, rubbing shoulders with time travelers, slaves, Sparta, the lottery, the lottery is rigged, time travel, tourism, traveling to ancient times you're most likely to be a surf or a peasant, who wouldn't want to be the 1% in our era?, writer of science fiction
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It’s All Nerd Culture, Beeches!
I’m tempted to say the Guinness book of World Records or any compilations of “ests” (as opposed to “ers”) is almost completely filled by nerd culture. But then I remember all the accidents of birth like the Grand Canyon and … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Science Fiction, Sports
Tagged accidents of birth, atomic bomb, biggest canyon, bionic league of athletics, bionics, bipedal robots, chemical bombs, deepest dive, ests, fastest man alive, ghetto of normal athletics, Grand Canyon, Guinness Book of World Records, highest a human has gotten is the moon, how many records are nerd dependent?, hydrogen bomb, James Cameron, mountain climbing, mushroom cloud, nerd adverse athletes, nerd culture records, nerd records, prosthetics, sports records, steroid league of athletics, steroids, the moon mission, Usain Bolt
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Predator Versus …
A predator sitting up in bed and sweating with fear says “I couldn’t see anything! I just felt that breath on my skin and I’d run again! Then it let out that blood curdling ‘Oink, oink!’”
Posted in Cartoon, Humour, Science Fiction, Stage and Screen
Tagged invisibility, mud, oink., pig in mud, pigs, Predator, sweating with fear
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