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Author Archives: Larry Russwurm
I Got Up Early and All You Give Me Is Worms?
The problem with the saying “the early bird gets the worm” is that it makes you think that the reward for getting up early is a worm. This is not the type of incentive I need. I even think of … Continue reading
The Long Game
Canada’s rise in the soccer world, first the gold medal winning women at the Tokyo Olympics and now the men’s team looking like it might qualify for the 2022 world cup of soccer – so far undefeated in the qualifiers, … Continue reading
Posted in Geography, Sports, Wee Bit O' Humour
Tagged 2022 world cup of soccer, 2026 world cup of soccer, America, baseball, basketbell, Canada, coaches, dual citizenship, eating less meat per capita, football, hockey, imigration to increase desirable traits, immigration, immigration from soccer hotbeds, last time Canada qualified was 1986, men's soccer, North America is a soccer wasteland, soccer, Texans, Tokyo Olympics, Toronto, trainers, women's soccer
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The Vilest Thing You Can Say On American Television
Last week, Jamie Dornan was on the Ellen show. They showed pictures of him, maybe at home in Ireland? He was in shorts and went into the water of the ocean. They said this was around Christmas. So presumably the … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Politics, Stage and Screen
Tagged America, bleeped, classy, Halle Berry, Imperial system, Ireland, Jamie Dornan, metric system, metric units are the vilest things you can say on American TV, near Christmas, the Ellen Show, the Ellen show is taped, the F word, the FCC, the ocean, zero degrees Celsius
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The Human Town
Look at this town built in the mountains of Sicily. Yes it looks suspiciously like a very large human. The odds of this, I imagine are pretty low. Sicily is an island in the Mediterranean just off the coast of … Continue reading
Blanket Statements
Blankets help me sleep. I bet they help the vast majority of us with sleep. I can especially tell in the summer, when my bedroom is too warm to wear a blanket during attempted sleep. I have a much harder … Continue reading
Posted in Humour
Tagged blanket statements, blankets, electric blanket, electric cooling blanket?, heats up evenly, sleep, small cat to misdsize dog, summer, summer is warm so I don't use a blanket, too much weight is bad for sleeping, trust in media, weight of blanket helps sleep, weight of two comforters helps sleep, weighted blankets are hot, weighted blankets help anxiety and stress, winter
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The 100 Mile High Club
We’ve all heard about the mile high club. That’s the club where a randy couple have sex on a plane that is flying. Usually the plane is flying that high. So you can guess what I mean by a 100 … Continue reading
Posted in Science, Science Fiction, Wee Bit O' Humour
Tagged $200 million for a couple, $28 million to go up 60 miles, 100 mile high club, 25 seconds, 3 consortiums building 3 different space hotels, airplane, Alice Cooper, Bezos, billion dollar babies, billionaires would go to space hotels, conception, couples would only go up for 2 weeks to avoid arduous workouts, greagt honeymoon experience, inhaling sex secretions, International Space Station, mile high club, must be $100 million to get to orbit, new experience, no sex on vomit comet, parabolas, rocket schedules synched with woman's fertility, Vomit Comet, zero gravity, zero gravity porno, zero gravity sex
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Best Posts of 2021
It’s that time of year where I pick my favourite posts of the the year and hence miss writing an original post for the week. Yes it is that time of year where I get a break from deadline stress. … Continue reading
Method Writing
We’ve all heard of method acting where the actor tries to fully inhabit the space of their character. So this is less about acting and more about just doing what your character would do. Presumably this gives a more realistic … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Writing
Tagged author tries to inhabit miliue, dangerous first degree murderers, dreams, drug induced trips, leans to more grotesque than supernatural, less about acting and more about doing, method acting, method fantasy writers, method horror writer, method literature writers, method murder mystery writers, method romance writer, method scifi writers, method writing, open marriage, slice of life fiction, STDs and protection, try to get abducted by aliens, Xanadu
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