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Author Archives: Larry Russwurm
Perfect Pitch
“I want you two to hear my latest musical fave,” I said to Mr. And Mrs. Tunic. I began playing Heat Above. Keyboards started the song. “It’s Greta Van Fleet. Their latest song. It doesn’t sound like Led Zeppelin but … Continue reading
The Ontario Whale
Take a look at this drawing of Ontario. Doesn’t it look a bit like a whale. Lake Nipigon is it’s large almost cartoonish eye. Perhaps the western part looks too angular to be a head but squint your eyes and … Continue reading
Practice Makes Perfect
We’ve all heard the saying practice makes perfect. And we all mulled on it for a few seconds and thought well that makes sense. But have we elevated the saying to be the prime directive of sports? Why no we … Continue reading
Posted in Sports, Wee Bit O' Humour
Tagged 12 strikes in a row is a perfect game, 30 shots with no strikes and spares in bowling, 450 points is a perfect game, 5 pin bowling, best golfers might need 21 or more holes to reach par for the course, golf, high jump, hockey, like Le Mans, maybe I can compete with best bowlers, most shots with 150 points being a perfect game, no point to have a goalie, practice makes perfect, prime directice, prime directive of sports, racing won by distance, soccer, spares, sports, sprinter, strikes, track and field, won by number of shots on net
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The Ontario-Wide Financial Paradox
Ontario-Wide Financial has been advertising on television quite often lately. Their ad doesn’t apply to me so mostly I tried to ignore it. But then I accidentally watched it with discernment one day. They declare in the voice-over that they … Continue reading
Posted in Business, Humour, Language
Tagged ad, bank branches are leased, Canada, Canada Trust, Canadian banks, Canadian banks aren't allowed to own real estate, collapse the wave function, isn't a bank, neither a bank or not a bank, neither alive nor dead, Ontario, Ontario-Wide Financial, paradox, pocket change, Schrodinger's cat, Toronto Dominion Bank, verbal agreements, when you stroke out "isn't a bank", written contracts
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Tan and Other Racial Things I Didn’t Know Were Racial
It just came to me the other day that the colour tan is racial. I just thought it meant light brown as a colour. It never occurred to me that this name had anything to do with the concept of … Continue reading
Posted in Business, Social Science, Wee Bit O' Humour
Tagged are spellcheckers racist?, band-aids, band-aids are tan usuallu, band-aids should be different like stamps, camel, camels can have one or two humps, chewed down, collectible band-aids, ethnic slurs, Gary Larson, gypped, I now knowingly avoid these words, Indian giver, racial, racist, soft peach, tan, tan to a brown person would be dark brown, the Far Side, welshed, Wildlife Preserves
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Superman Clothes Under Clark Kent’s Suit
How many times have I seen Clark Kent start to leap into action by pulling back his suit on his chest revealing the Superman S? Many times is the answer. I bet you’ve seen this before, too, dear reader. I … Continue reading
Scourge of the Twenties
I guess I should have known that no good would happen when I let off some long pent up steam in one of my posts years ago. That post, Scourge of the Nineties, aimed to show modern people the problem … Continue reading
Posted in Fashion, History, Humour
Tagged alarm loving owner, assassination, at this point the alarm is like white noise to the community, break into car because it has a car alarm, car alarms, car alarms were installed incorrectly, horrible noises, irresponsible owner, nineties, professional car thief
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The Space Escalator
By now, many people have heard of the space elevator. It is basically an incredibly strong cable that is attached to the earth at the equator, that goes past geostationary orbit and has a counter weight at its other end. … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Science, Science Fiction
Tagged cable is attached at the equator, car, car that climbs the cable, claustrophobia, elevator car, enclose the stairway of the space escalator, fear of heights, if car is opaque claustrophobia will render people catatonic, if car is see through people will be petrified of the heights, incredibly strong cable. counter weight beyond geosynchronous orbit, Led Zeppelin, sci fi song Stairway to Heaven, space elevators, space escalator, stairs, stairway, Stairway to Heaven
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Meat For Vegetarians
By now everyone has had a Beyond Meat burger or other plant based replacements for meat. The taste is wonderful and I think meat finally has an acceptable alternative. My only problem with Beyond Meat’s offering is that you can … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Science, Science Fiction
Tagged autotomy, Beyond Meat, different diets to improve taste, doesn't hurt or injure animals, giant gong, giant gong to scare tails off, harvest tails, lizards, meat without a mother, meatless alternative, not as many calories, plant based alternatives to meat, PTSD, regrow tails, smell of cooking meat, tail falls off because of fear, tail keeps twitching to attract predators, tails, taste is great, vat grown meat, vegetarians
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Larry Russwurm – the Rapping DJ
I’ve always wanted to be a part of the music industry and now I think I have solved the mystery of how to be signed and trendy. I will call myself ‘the rapping DJ’. Before watching the Ellen show a … Continue reading