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Author Archives: Larry Russwurm
The Three Ninjas in Jail
Despite being put in the same jail at the same time, the experiences of the 3 ninjas, who battled against the Mother Earth Force in Montreal, were different. The other criminals were suspicious of what had taken down the trio. … Continue reading
Our Favourite Comedians Have No Sense of Humour
Who’s your favourite standup comedian? Or sitcom comedian? Or skit comedian? Ellen Degeneres? Jerry Seinfeld? Kate McKinnon? All of them do not have a sense of humour. First of all let’s look at why. Our society likes to pride itself … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Stage and Screen
Tagged agents, Bill Cosby, Bob Newhart, Carol Burnett, deadpan delivery, Ellen Degeneres, Harvey Korman, humour, Jerry Seinfeld, John Cleese, Kate McKinnon, laugh at your own jokes is prideful and wrong, managers, Monty Python, no sense of humour, politicians never empathize with constituents, promoters, rumoured that a writer laughed himself to death, Saturday Night Live, secret writers have the sense of humour, sitcom comedian, skit comedian, society likes to pride itself on modesty, standup, standup comedian, Tim Conway, writers
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Birth Control for Werewolves
It is said that all a werewolf needs to do is bite you for you to become a werewolf. Indeed most sources seem to think all a werewolf needs to do is break your skin and their saliva will transfer … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Science
Tagged a werewolf might hunt 12 different creatures during full moon, Anthropocene, exponential progression, full moon, human, hunt then hunt again, moon's cycle is 29.5 days, silver bullets, the 34th full moon is when every human is a werewolf, the case for vampires staking vampires, vampires, werewolf, werewolf biting a human leads to more werewolves, werewolves will hunt new werewolves as birth control, werewolves will keep silver bullets close by
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A Quiet Place!
There’s one thing that librarians all over the world have had to do every day at work. It’s just never ending. They have to hush their patrons from time to time. Most people need a quiet environment in order to … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Science Fiction
Tagged A Quiet Place, A Quiet Place monsters hunt you down if you make noise, aliens, could a librarian use these monsters?, hushing people, interstellar travel, librarians, librarians have likely fantasized about these monsters, libraries, library patrons, monsters, people could hear themselves think, race of super powerful librarians, the monsters are bullet proof
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The Ice Demon
Mostly the big fire was out. So a very tired Near Absolute Hero flew away from the scene towards the base of the Mother Earth Force. Something that had bat wings much like his own approached him, coming from the … Continue reading
Ice From Above
“I’ve watched your cold producing powers for some time now,” said Mother Earth to Near Absolute Hero. “Am I right in supposing that your cold gun focuses the cold at a certain point?” “Yeah. That’s what I think of as … Continue reading
Posted in comics, Science, Wee Bit O' Humour
Tagged air has water vapour, being an absolute hero is an impossibility, cold gun, computer system, contact lenses that can tell a computer what you are focusing on, cool air enough and ice comes out, cool air enough it drips, engineering, focusing cold gun, humidity, iceballs could rain down on villains, math, modern ninja, Mother Earth, Near Absolute Hero, Science, spatial necessities, STEMs, technology, temperature
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Super Cold for a Superhero
Mother Earth appeared on Near Absolute Hero‘s phone and immediately launched into what she wanted to say. “You’re the best fireman the world has ever seen but when it comes to the Mother Earth Force, you are our worst regular … Continue reading
Posted in comics, Wee Bit O' Humour
Tagged best fireman in the world, bludgeoned by a hard blunt murder weapon that thaws and hops away, cold gun, cryogenics, Farquharson Life Sciences, Flame Tosser, frostbite, make a hand so cold they drop a gun, Mother Earth, Mother Earth Force, Near Absolute Hero, the tree frog can freeze then thaw and hop away, tree frog, York University
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The Last Gen Xer
I’ve been looking at generation lists with their starting points and end points for a long time. Lately Millennials and Baby Boomers have been getting in dust ups so it seems more important now than ever. Firstly Millennials were named … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Social Science
Tagged "Gen Z", 11 year old can't have a baby, 11 years for Gen X, 19 years for Boomers, 19 years for Millenials, A pox on all the other generations, Boomers, gen X, Gen X not big enough to protest, generations, how is 11 years a generation?, Millennials, slipping guide posts
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DJ Experiments with Yes
Dancing in the era of rock has been easy. The majority of rock songs are in 4/4 time and are fairly easy to dance to because of it. I guess that makes it easier to improvise dance moves. I think … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Music, Social Science
Tagged 1980, 1983, 4/4 time, averages out to 4/4 time, bass heavy part, dancing, DJ, DJs, does 70s Yes kill dancing?, Does it Really Happen, long songs, number one on the dance charts, Owner of a Lonely Heart, Paradise by the Dashboard Light, Reggae, rock music, songs with key changes, songs with time changes, Stairway to Heaven, Yes, Yes fans could dance to Yes because they know the songs
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