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A Gaggle of Superheros in Montreal
The Mother Earth Force rented a room in a hotel in Montreal near the spots where the three linked arsons had taken place. Mother Earth scanned all the nearby active cameras with an A.I. she had stolen from the American … Continue reading
Posted in comics, Wee Bit O' Humour
Tagged AI from the American military, Flame Tosser, igniting farts, modern ninja, Montreal, Montreal has over 30 kilometers of tunnels downtown, Mother Earth, Mother Earth Force, Mother Earth shouts directions over smartphones, Near Absolute Hero, Near Absolute Hero can't use his powers in tunnels, one extra ninja, Tail
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Enter the Mother Earth Force
The rest of the Mother Earth Force gathered around Near Absolute Hero as he came into the training facility and sat down heavily at the table. “Spill it!” ordered Mother Earth herself, her image and voice on a laptop. “They’ve … Continue reading
Can Cockroaches Survive Dr. Phil?
In the book, “The Cockroach Papers: A Compendium of History and Lore” it is believed that the first mention of cockroaches being able to survive the Nagasaki and Hiroshima nuclear blasts occurred. This eventually led to the idea that if … Continue reading
Posted in Mathematics, Science, Wee Bit O' Humour
Tagged 64% of Britons who are overweight or obese get serious covid-19 cases, 64% of people in UK are overweight or obese, bears, cockroaches, cockroaches come from the tropics, covid-19, Dr. Phil, foxes, Hiroshima, humans, Nagasaki, nuclear strike, nuclear war, other insects, popular culture, spiders, wolves
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Modern Ninja and the Commish
Modern Ninja walked into the police station in her LED body suit. Some stared as it was uncommon to see someone with such an odd fashion choice. Modern Ninja made a beeline to the cop that was behind a desk … Continue reading
Posted in comics, Wee Bit O' Humour
Tagged Big Smoke, Commissioner Corwin, fire vigilante, hog calling, invisibility, invisible car news, keys to the city, LED body suit, mayor, modern ninja, Mother Earth, Mother Earth can crack any computer system in less than minute, Mother Earth Force, Near Absolute Hero, Tail, the museum, vigilantes, volunteer
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Another View of a Superheroine
Lead Investigator Bates and Police Commissioner Corwin crowded around the computer for the viewing. Both had heard reports about what had happened at the museum and it seemed odd, especially the two handcuffed men with the Modern Ninja handcuffs. “Alright,” … Continue reading
Posted in comics, Wee Bit O' Humour
Tagged Commissioner Corwin, East Asian eyes, Investigator Bates, invisibility, invisible car, modern ninja, Modern Ninja handcuffs, museum, point invisibility, prescience?, superheroine, supervillain, weird head to toe suit that only shows the eyes
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The Big Smoke
“Sit down, Near Absolute Hero, I have something to say to you and this might take a while,” said the lead fire commissioner of the Big Smoke. As Near Absolute Hero sat, the commissioner went on. “Many countries have their … Continue reading
Posted in comics, Humour
Tagged Canada, Dublin, England, Ireland, London, Near Absolute Hero, Near Absolute Hero gets paid by the fire department, ribbing fire crews from the Big Smoke, The Big Smoke, Toronto, Toronto now called the Big Smoke because of legalized pot, You can do cannabis in Canada
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Capturing the Flame Tosser
“There aren’t enough cameras in this area in case the Flame Tosser gives you the slip,” said the image of Mother Earth on Near Absolute Hero‘s smart phone. “Well get the spy satellite that you used to follow Varmint with.” … Continue reading
Can’t Believe the Cannabis Edibles Ad Hasn’t Been Pulled Yet
Cannabis edibles have just become available in Canada. The government doesn’t think we understand the risks, yet. To help with this, the government has put out a cannabis edibles public service announcement ad. The ad says in exactly the following … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Politics
Tagged ad, advertisement, back to smoking joints, Canada, cannabis edibles, commercial, doobies, help your kids understand the risks, high is delayed, high is unpredictable, munchies, munchies might drive you to eat more edibles in vicous circle, panhandling, psa, public service announcement, teacher's pet, teacher's whipping boy
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