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Author Archives: Larry Russwurm
The Amish Wasp
The wasps in my area changed rather suddenly. I am used to the yellow and black wasps which have lived in my area of Southern Ontario all my life. Last month I saw my first black wasp while on my … Continue reading
Posted in Geography, History, Humour
Tagged 2020 wasps, Amish wasps, dress in black, great black wasps, immigrated from Pennsylvania, less swelling, more painful sting, Ohio, Ontario, Pennsylvania, Pennsylvania Dutch, southern Ontario, sphex pensylvanicus, wasps, yellow and black wasps
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Maybe a Leap Day Could Help Canadian Politics
We hear the same refrain from western Canada every election. They already know the results before they are finished voting. Mostly it gets decided in Eastern Standard Time because of Quebec and mostly Ontario. Ontario has one third the population … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Politics
Tagged Australia is almost a day ahead of the Americas, Eastern Standard Time, February 29th 2021, I can't believe the monsters we have federally - better not have them provincially, leap day for Ontario, no spoilers for western Canada, Ontario, Ontario could dominate voting, Ontario has one third of Canada's population, Ontario likes a different party federally and provincially, Quebec, Quebec has almost a quarter of Canada's population, split between rural and urban Ontario would be obvious, staggering voting by time zones, strategic vote, the Americas are almost a day behind Australia, voting with different time zones, western Canada, western Canadians would be done voting before Ontario began
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Everything Bagels
“Look at that sign at that restaurant,” said Matt, one of my group of four friends that were wandering around looking for something to do in our boring little city. “It says ‘our everything bagels truly have everything’. No way … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Language
Tagged can't see or hear or touch the soul, caviar, dinosaur egg, everything bagels, huge egg, Jurassic Park headed off, microscopic black hole, microscopic black holes don't suck everything in, our bagels truly have everything, sign, soul, unfertilized egg, we choose to stop eating at the boundary of the bagel
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3 Ninja Fight
It happened almost a week later when both the Fairway Mall was closed and Near Absolute Hero was away fighting a fire. Tail and Modern Ninja waited less than a block away from the mall, with Mother Earth on the … Continue reading
3 Superheroes and 3 Supervillains
“Modern Ninja, Tail,” started Mother Earth, “I’m glad we’ve got the three of us here. There’s something that we can do together.” “What about Near Absolute Hero?” asked Tail. “He fought a fire all last night and is wiped out. … Continue reading
Third Strike
My news sites were polluted this week with Rush Limbaugh. Some of you may know that I’m Canadian and don’t actively seek out anything with the Rush Limbaugh name. Since he has polluted my life yet again, I am reposting … Continue reading
The Three Ninjas in Jail
Despite being put in the same jail at the same time, the experiences of the 3 ninjas, who battled against the Mother Earth Force in Montreal, were different. The other criminals were suspicious of what had taken down the trio. … Continue reading
Our Favourite Comedians Have No Sense of Humour
Who’s your favourite standup comedian? Or sitcom comedian? Or skit comedian? Ellen Degeneres? Jerry Seinfeld? Kate McKinnon? All of them do not have a sense of humour. First of all let’s look at why. Our society likes to pride itself … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Stage and Screen
Tagged agents, Bill Cosby, Bob Newhart, Carol Burnett, deadpan delivery, Ellen Degeneres, Harvey Korman, humour, Jerry Seinfeld, John Cleese, Kate McKinnon, laugh at your own jokes is prideful and wrong, managers, Monty Python, no sense of humour, politicians never empathize with constituents, promoters, rumoured that a writer laughed himself to death, Saturday Night Live, secret writers have the sense of humour, sitcom comedian, skit comedian, society likes to pride itself on modesty, standup, standup comedian, Tim Conway, writers
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Birth Control for Werewolves
It is said that all a werewolf needs to do is bite you for you to become a werewolf. Indeed most sources seem to think all a werewolf needs to do is break your skin and their saliva will transfer … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Science
Tagged a werewolf might hunt 12 different creatures during full moon, Anthropocene, exponential progression, full moon, human, hunt then hunt again, moon's cycle is 29.5 days, silver bullets, the 34th full moon is when every human is a werewolf, the case for vampires staking vampires, vampires, werewolf, werewolf biting a human leads to more werewolves, werewolves will hunt new werewolves as birth control, werewolves will keep silver bullets close by
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