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Author Archives: Larry Russwurm
Those Mysterious Flashes on Ceres
Deep in the asteroid belt sits the globular asteroid Ceres. Nasa’s Dawn probe has been investigating this asteroid from only thousands of kilometers away. The most intriguing part of the observing has been two flashes from different parts of the … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Science, Writing
Tagged asteroid belt, Ceres, Dawn space probe, Frank and Joe Hardy, Hardy Boys, Morse code, mysterious flashes, NASA, NASA already plans a manned trip to an asteroid, private enterprise in space, reflect sun with mirrors, SOS, the boys will become Hardy men
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Suspicious White Powder Found in Mailing From Prime Minister
Ann N. Maus, just an ordinary citizen from Regina, was shocked yesterday to find a mysterious white substance inside the envelope that had been mailed to her from the prime minister. As an ordinary citizen she unsuspectingly got the powder … Continue reading
The Patron Saint of Alberta
It will come as no surprise to Canadians that St. Albert is the patron saint of the province of Alberta. And today, March 28, is his official yet unofficial day of celebration. Some of you may know the story, about … Continue reading
Posted in Geography, Humour
Tagged a conservative politician is a double negative, Alberta, Alberta is landlocked, Canada, Conservatives have con right in their name, flammable water, many immigrate to Alberta, March 28, politicians are negative, some have kissed the baloney stone, St. Albert, St. Albert drove the rats out of Alberta, St. Albert's Day, wear black for St. Albert's day
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Very Undercover
I think half the reason for the hippy movement’s success in the late ’60s and early ’70s was the fact that the police had a hard time infiltrating amongst long haired males. Eventually the police caught on and brought women … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Politics
Tagged cameras could lead to terrorism, cops, huge gold chain, long haired hippy males weren't cops, mansion, many Toronto cops earn over 100 grand every year, ply potential informants with liquor, police, profiling Rolls Royce drivers, Rolls Royce, undercover cops
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It’s All Nerd Culture, Beeches!
I’m tempted to say the Guinness book of World Records or any compilations of “ests” (as opposed to “ers”) is almost completely filled by nerd culture. But then I remember all the accidents of birth like the Grand Canyon and … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Science Fiction, Sports
Tagged accidents of birth, atomic bomb, biggest canyon, bionic league of athletics, bionics, bipedal robots, chemical bombs, deepest dive, ests, fastest man alive, ghetto of normal athletics, Grand Canyon, Guinness Book of World Records, highest a human has gotten is the moon, how many records are nerd dependent?, hydrogen bomb, James Cameron, mountain climbing, mushroom cloud, nerd adverse athletes, nerd culture records, nerd records, prosthetics, sports records, steroid league of athletics, steroids, the moon mission, Usain Bolt
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Third Eye
It’s only in the last couple of years that I’ve been privy to the info that the red dot some Hindus wear on their foreheads is supposed to represent a third eye. It’s not that I’ve never thought about the … Continue reading
Posted in Fashion, Science, Wee Bit O' Humour
Tagged depth perception, Hindu, Hindus might see each other spiritually if they were back to back, optimal third eye position, predator knows where to strike, primate knows where to jump to, red dot on forehead, stereoscopic vision, third eye, third eye might have spiritual sight, try sneaking up on a herbivore, two eyes position for a predator, two eyes position for a primate, two eyes position for herbivore, wrap around vision
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Kitchener-Waterloo, Now With Only One Season
There is a long standing Canadian joke that goes something like this. There are two seasons in Canada, winter and construction. Things happen to a city when it gets big. It’s often said that the biggest cities never sleep. Well … Continue reading
Posted in Business, Geography, Politics, Wry
Tagged big cities never sleep, Canada, construction, high rise work continues in winter, K-W construction no longer halts in winter, Kitchener, Light Rail Transit, LRT, LRT work proceeds in winter, roofers continued in the winter, Waterloo, winter
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CEOs as DJs of the Business World
A “successful” CEO will try to limit her lowest level employees to less-than-inflation wage increases. After all these employees should have gotten better education and skills. It’s their fault that no one at the top speaks for them. Then the … Continue reading
Possible Names for NHL Canadian Expansion Teams
Most Canadians are aware that Gary Bettman, the NHL commisioner is mostly against expansion into new Canadian markets. But I think I have a way to entice him. All we have to do is come up with wonderful names for … Continue reading
Posted in Geography, Humour, Sports
Tagged Big Dekes, Canada, expansion teams, Gary Bettman, Halifax, Hamilton, Hamilton Body Checkers, hockey, Hookers, Kitchener, Kitchener Five Holes, Les Phoque, London, London Little Dekes, Montreal, NHL, Nordiques, Quebec City, Toronto, Toronto Maple Leafs, Toronto Puckers, Winnipeg
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