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Category Archives: Language
I Don’t Want to Say What This Post is About
I don’t want to say what this post is about or I’ll fall into the same trap as these other fine headline makers did. Just look at these train wreck headlines I found under Science in Google News: From Giant … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Language, Science
Tagged astronomers, billionaires, diamond icebergs, explore, Giant Freakin' Robot, Hot Hardware, icy, IFL science, liquid diamonds, NASA, planetary science, Popular Science, probe, Uranus
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Grab Bag o’ Humour, January 2023
I remember going to York University in Toronto for the first time and being in residence. The talk came around to skipping class. I said something like “Yeah, I’ve already bagged off a class.” Everyone around just looked at me. … Continue reading
A Strange of Aliens
This post will build on two previous posts. The first one was An RPG of Nerds, where we expand English’s creative side. Groups of animals are called very different things, like a murder of crows or a parliament of owls. … Continue reading
Posted in Language, Science Fiction, Wee Bit O' Humour, Writing
Tagged 5 basic settings, 6 basic characters, AIs, aliens, angels, clones, computers, demons, dwarves, elves, fairies, godlike creatures, groups of animals, groups of humans, hobbits, humans. animals, orcs, pantheon of gods, robots, similar aliens, variety of aliens, wizards
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Grab Bag O’ Humour
Christians have been calling God, Father, since at least the holy trinity and the Lord’s Prayer. I say, why stop there? Why not liven religion up with other terms meaning father? Why not call Him, Dad or Daddy-o? Suddenly religion … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Language, Religion
Tagged beef up a cow, Big Daddy, biggest man was 1400 pounds, Christians, Daddy-o, fat marbled beef, fatten animals for food, He's gotta screw loose!, Japan, takes wagyu cattle twice as long to reach 700kg, the holy trinity, the Lord's prayer, wagyu beef
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Taking a Dive
With the advent of more sports betting companies than ever, taking a dive in sport seems more likely than maybe it has ever been. For those of you who don’t know, taking a dive is when the better boxer, speed … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Language, Politics, Sports
Tagged athletes, divers, drowning person, dry land sports, life guards, life preserver, socialists, sports, sports betting, swimming sports, taking a dive, unsportsmanlike
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Roy G Biv and Other Skooling
Quick, what are the colours of the rainbow? No hints except maybe the title. Wrong! Listing the colours of the rainbow is impossible because there are at least millions of gradations in a spectrum which is what a rainbow really … Continue reading
Three Indians
It’s that time of year where we in the north talk about Indian summer. This outdated term is used because most people haven’t heard of a good replacement. But look how ridiculous the term is. For a real Indian summer … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Language, Politics
Tagged averages 33 degrees celsius in June, India, Indian, Indian corn, Indian giver, Indian summer, Indian summer is not what we mean by Indian summer, Indigenous Americans, Indigenous corn falls short, loan giver, New Delhi, offensive term, ornamental corn, own and loan are easy to confuse, say loan giver with derision, Summer: the Sequel
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Drinking
I bet most of you, when seeing that title, think about alcohol drinking first. The fact that each and every day you drink more water and other liquids just doesn’t seem to register in our society. Drinking usually means alcohol … Continue reading
Posted in Humour, Language
Tagged addiction, alcohol, alcohol anonymous, boiled water in coffee or tea if water is contaminated, drinking, English, Europe, how about juices, more alcohol - shorter life, non drinker, noughties, overdrinking, overhydration, soft drinks, teetotaler, why Europeans drink so much
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Australian Woman Wakes Up With Irish Accent After Surgery
With such a mind bending headline we hit the streets to see what the average North American thought about this oddity. First we interviewed a woman who wouldn’t allow us to publish her real name. So we will call her … Continue reading